Monday, August 5, 2013

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XIII: PANDEMONIUM IN THE PLAINS

            A 1989 Chevy Cavalier driven by a trio of bears speeds across the asphalt in the middle of a grassy area.  They all fail to notice that their vehicle almost struck Destroyer, who is walking across the road.  As the sight of the car fades into the distant hills, the Asgardian weapon finishes crossing the street.  

            As the construct reaches the earthy ground on the other side of the road, a projection of scorching lava blasts Destroyer’s leg.  As a result of the attack, Destroyer notices the singed and somewhat melted appendage.  He looks up at the cause and recognizes Geo-Force.  Brion Markov stands on a knoll approximately twenty yards from Destroyer; the man grins at his achievement. 

            In response to one of its legs being damaged by Geo-Force, Destroyer’s visor slowly opens and emits a disintegration beam.  Geo-Force dodges the projection and manipulates the air surrounding the giant to create a “plus gravity” atmosphere.  Destroyer cannot move without severe difficulty.

            “I have a question for you,” quips Geo-Force.  “Why did Destroyer cross the road?”

            Geo-Force is met without a response.

            “To be demolished on the other side!”

            Geo Force unleashes a barrage of lava blasts which melt the weapon.  The founding hero of the Outsiders turns around since his task is accomplished.   He suddenly lurches and gasps.  Geo-Force’s head lulls down only to find his body being impaled by a glistening sword handled by the Witch King of Angmar.  The Black Captain twists the sword around, disemboweling Markov. 

            A fierce, triumphant screech is emitted from the Lord of the Nazgul as a dead Geo-Force falls upon his own intestines.  

 

3 comments:

Ryan said...

There's my Team Captain.

Destroyer..... The f*** dude?! Way to earn your First Round Draft Pick contract.

NFG Mike said...

I was hoping that there was a "crossing the road" joke! Nailed it! RIP Geo-Force.

Josh the Commish said...

Good stuff, the heavy hitters are really falling now!!