Season 7 Week 9: The Slaves vs. THE RABBLEROUSERS

George Washington's Slaves are: Kol Skywalker and Loki.

REAL MAN'S RABBLEROUSERS ARE: Darth Maul with cybernetic legs, and Darth Rage.

The Rabblerousers' Darth Maul with cybernetic legs spots Kol Skywalker in the Emperor's Throne Room. He fires up his double-sided lightsaber and gives it a familiar spin before charging Skywalker. Kol wastes no time and arms his saber before using a force push on his attacker. Maul quickly rises and races in on the Jedi. He again slashes furiously, but a skilled Skywalker parries them all. Kol tries to distance himself from the walking Cuisinart with a jumping flip backward, but has underestimated the speed of the Sith's robotic legs. A waiting Maul impales the landing Skywalker through the midsection. A shocked Kol finds enough inside to chop Maul's head off before he joins his opponent in death.

The Slaves' Loki engages Darth Rage with a twirl of his spear. He rushes the Sith, but Rage quickly ignites his lightsaber and slows down the Asgardian with a Force push. An angry Loki ascends and again runs in with a series of spear thrusts, but Darth Rage blocks them all. He jumps backward so he'll be out of range of his own soon to be deployed Force Lightning, but a teleporting Loki greets the Sith with a spear through the torso. Pure fury guides the near dead Darth Rage as he decapitates Loki with his last breath. The deceased combatants hit the ground in unison.

A finger snaps and the illusion ends. Loki appears and is seated upon the Emperor's Throne with Kol Skywalker standing next to him. A headless Maul and a gutted Rage lie before him, and Loki is content. "Ahhhh... Now I see. You must have manipulated The Force to make them fight each other. Very clever." compliments Kol. "The what? No, I... sigh, nevermind." says Loki with a roll of his eyes. "Idiot." Despite this, The Trickster god continues to enjoy his rightful place upon the throne.