S7W9 The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets vs Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyotches

The Midgets are: Magneto, Pre Vizsla, Paploo

The Backyardigans are: Darth Vader, Triple H (w/ red lightsaber), REAL MAN!!!

“This place is so much cooler than my mom’s basement!” Says an enthusiastic Eric looking out at the views from the throne room 100 stories above the surface of the Death Star.  He then sits in the Emperor’s chair and Triple H starts spinning him in circles.

“STOP THAT!” an annoyed Vader says to his teammates.  “You fools are not even worthy enough to look at that chair let alone sit in it.”

“Geez.  What crawled up your black ass?” says Eric.

“You can’t say that!” Triple H says to him giving him a backhand to the arm.  “That’s racist!”

“What?  Vader isn’t black.  His suit is.  Haven’t you ever seen Star Wars?” Eric replies.

“SILENCE!” Screams a fed up Vader  “I’ve had ENOUGH out of the two of you.  Just get ready to fight.  Here comes the Midgets.”

Pre Vizsla and Paploo do not waste time with banter and immediately go on the offensive and run across the catwalk toward the trio.  Paploo charges and sticks Eric in the upper thigh with his staff.  Eric screams in pain and lifts the furry ewok over his head and casts him over the railing into the abyss that leads hundreds of miles to the core of the Death Star.  He pulls the staff out of his leg and rushes to avenge Triple H who has just been relieved of his head by Pre Vizsla’s deathsaber.  Eric’s staff is quickly cut into toothpicks and litter the ground... his guts soon follow.

Magneto and Vader have been locked in a stare down since they match started.  They face each other about 10 feet apart and as Vader senses Vizsla approaching, he force pushes Magneto into the pit and in a blink, cuts Pre Vizsla in two at the midsection.  Vader stands alone and looks at the carnage in silence.  He thinks for a moment that it was too easy.  But seconds later, the pipes that line the pit around the central chamber begin to creak and bend.  Steam begins to burst from the seams of several of the pipes and Vader stands at the ready with saber ignited.  Magneto uses the pipes and durasteel that lines the walls to easily float back up out of the pit and into the throne room and land back in front of Vader.

As he lands he grabs the darksaber of his fallen teammate and engages the highly skilled Vader.  Sword play is not Magneto’s strong suit and he is mostly on the defensive, flying around the room as Vader tries his best to use the force to bring him down.  Magneto sees an opportunity and tries to propel off the ceiling at Vader but the Jedi formerly known as Skywalker is much too smart to fall that quickly and removes the left hand of Magneto that is holding the darksaber.

Vader walks toward Magneto who is in intense pain after having a limb removed.  Magneto gets to his feet and can feel Vader trying to take over his mind but his helmet protects him from any attack on his mind.  He knows he needs the dark lord distracted so he grabs his head as if his mental attack is working.  Vader sheaths his saber and using the force, pulls the Emperor’s chair out of the floor and lifts it above his head.  Magneto takes this chance to use his magnetic power to attract the metal end from Paploo’s shattered spear and then repeatedly sends it back and forth through the torso of Vader.  Vader’s body falls lifeless to the floor and, adding insult to injury, the chair lands on his head making sure he is defeated.