Each team devises a strategy tailored to the strengths of their surviving rosters. The combatants move together in specific hordes and scatter throughout the city’s landscape.
King Richard: I doth look for a skirmish to imbed my blade!
Zorro: As do I, amigo.
Batgirl and Kid Omega jump off of a ledge above.
Batgirl: You have your wish. . . you mean hombres!
Batgirl throws a bat-a-rang that is swatted away by Zorro’s blade. Kid Omega unleashes a psionic blast at King Richard, throwing the monarch across the way and into a pile of trash.
Kid Omega: That’s where all Kings belong - in the trash.
King Richard slowly rises from the rubbish, a bit discombobulated.
King Richard raises his sword again.
King Richard: Beast! How dare you! I am King Richard! I have conquered your metal birds by flying through the clouds in battle! I have ruled kingdoms! I have. . .
Kid Omega creates his psionic shotgun and blasts King Richard, causing a gaping hole through his chest. Kid Omega walks to the body of his enemy.
Kid Omega: . . . just cr#pped your pants, you dead a$$hole.
Meanwhile, Batgirl and Zorro fight one another, neither gaining the upper hand.
Batgirl: Could use a little help here.
Kid Omega: You sure?
Batgirl: I’m sure.
Kid Omega: My pleasure. Formation alpha five.
Batgirl reacts and does a backflip, kicking her feet outward and catching Zorro in the face. A stunned Zorro loses his lightsaber and is then blasted by Kid Omega. Zorro falls to the ground, dead.
Batgirl: Thanks for the assist.
Kid Omega mockingly bows as one would to royalty. The two laugh.
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I enjoyed King Richard's pre-death speech. Metal birds!
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