Sunday, October 23, 2016

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXXVII

Campus Marcellus. . .

Morgan Le Fey and Jadis the White Witch walk aboard the Alliance Medical Frigate, which is currently stationed on the ground.

Le Fey:  We need to obtain the necessary supplies so we can treat immediately – both through magic and medicine.

Jadis:  Where is the storage space?

Le Fey:  Right through this door.

The door opens and the two women’s jaws drop.  They see their General Manager, sans pants, near an apparatus.

Greenwell:  Oh sh#t!  Hey, gals.  I was just testing the pump out.  Making sure everything was in order in triage.

Jadis:  You were testing the pump. . . with your penis?

Greenwell:  What other way is there to test a pump?

The two women shake their heads and walk from the room, disgusted.

Greenwell:  What!?!?  I was just testing the pump!!!  What’s wrong with that!?!?

3 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

BEST UNIVERSE BOWL SEGMENT... EV-ERRRR.

NFG Mike said...

Clearly they aren't lab techs. That's totally the way you test it. Read the manual, luddites!

Artifact said...

Who wouldn't put their dick in? Lol