Universe Bowl XII Playoffs Round 1: Sith Aids vs Crack Danks

 * -Indicates 4 Death

Sith Aids: Grimlock*, Starkiller*, Weapon H, Naruto, Razorclaw*, Divebomb*, Headstrong*, Rampage*, Tantrum*, Anakin Skywalker*, Captain Rex*, Grand Moff Tarkin, General Veers, 501st StormTroopers 6-10*, Baby Sand Works 2-10, Mark Dantonio, Tom Izzo, Anakin Skywalker's Spirit, Cosmic Spiderman*, Velociraptor 1 *, Utahraptor 1*, Utahraptor 2, Darth Sion*, Director Krennic, George Albino, Lizzy, The Wolf, Kyle and Conner, Stormtroopers 7-10*, Watto, 4-Lom, Zuckuss, Gnaw*, Dinobot, Chop Shop*, Venom, Ransack*, Barrage*, Dengar, Savage Opress*, Feral*, Snowtroopers 1-10, Scout Troopers 1-10, Jedi Younglings 3-12*, Jedi Youngling 13-15, Colonel Starck, Ultra Man*, Winnie the Pooh

Crack Danks: Venom, Dr Manhattan w/ White Lantern Ring, Deathstroke, Joker and Harley Quinn, Mephisto*, Tommy Oliver w/ Dragon Lord Flute and Chest Shield, Ares, Apollo, Vampire Magneto* w/ Orange Lantern Ring, Korg and Meek, Voltron of the Mid Universe, Zombie Captain Marvel, Lord Zed and Rita Repulsa, Sasuke, Jugo, Karin, Suigetsu, Leonardo* w/ Katana Blades, Prometheus, Grey Worm w/ Indigo Lantern Ring, Black Queen

In the Forest Deathstroke, Korg and Meek, and Tommy Oliver were tracking Stormtroopers 7-10, Scout Troopers 1-10, and Grand Moff Tarkin. Upon the opening of the battle Starkiller, Director Krennic, Dengar, Watto,  4-Lom, and Zuckuss ambushed the Crack Danks team. From not too far behind Black Queen and Grey Worm came to back them up. In the carnage Meek, all the scout troopers, Tommy Oliver, Watto, 4-Lom and Zuckuss were all killed. 

Krennic, Stormtroopers 7-10, Tarkin, and Starkiller mounted an intense offense of the Crack Danks squad as they were split up. Crack Danks lost Korg and Black Queen, but Sith Aids lost Tarkin and the Stormtroopers. Lord Zed and Rita were preparing magic when Anakin's Spirit began messing with them. Upon distracting them the dinos and Weapon H decended upon them and killed Rita. In the fight Prometheus finished his crack sprite and came to the aid of his Zed helping him kill the dinos. 

Deathstroke and Grey Worm prepared to die in the next fight with Director Krennic, Dengar, and Starkiller. Zed and Prometheus killed Weapon H and banished Anakin’s Spirit. While searching for their allies they found Winnie the Pooh eating honey while sitting on some logs. They decided to kill the bear just to be safe, but Starkiller ambushed them and finished them off. Starkiller and Winnie the Pooh made off for the city.

In the Arctic Snowtroopers 1-10, General Viers, Colonel Stark, Jedi Younglings 3-12*, Jedi Youngling 13-15 were holding out the Tostitos™ Sith Arctic Bunker #ad. General Veers had this grand scheme of making all the jedi younglings become Fortnite pros and twitch streamers to generate income, so they would be locked in here for hours at a time forced to play. Jedi Younglings 13-15 all died of boredom even before Crack Danks showed up.
Dr Manhattan rolled up to the compound and was detected by the Snowtroopers who opened fire. Unfortunately for them they were fighting Dr Manhattan, and he quickly dusted all of them. Veers and Starck made for the Younglings hoping that unleashing the pure gamer rage might be enough to defeat Dr Manhattan. It wasn’t. Dr Manhattan deleted the entire bunker from existence and made his way to the City.

In the Desert, Karin instantly became aware of the movements beneath her and the rest of her team. The baby sandworms were battling out a fight for dominance but were becoming aware of other targets in their territory. The mission to kill Naruto must be completed though as the team tracks him to a rocky platform in the middle of the desert. As Sasuke approached him, Savage and his brother lept from behind some rocks and lunged at him. Sasuke easily dodged them and countered, killing Feral.
The rest of Taka leapt forward. Naruto instantly started throwing out the sauce puting Karin in her place and knocking her out. Sasuke began mixing it up with Naruto, which also involved the disfigurement of the area. The Sandworms began their attacks on the surface as Baby Sandworms 2-3 died from the Jutsu. Jugo and Suigetsu began their fight with Savage on the backfoot. With the death of his brother he became enraged, hellbent on destroying anything in front of him. Savage clipped both of them, but they quickly regenerated. Part of Suigetsu’s water falling on the ground immediately drew the ire of sandworms. Soon enough they were leaping from the surface throwing everyone around. Sasuke entered Susanoo and saved Jugo and Karin, but Suigtsu was left to the sandworms. He used his water guns to kill Baby Sandworms 4-5, but fell to number 6. Sasuke then killed Sandworms 6-8 with his Susanoo. Naruto lept back in Kurama form to battle Sasuke.
Jugo and Karin hopped out of the Susanoo and fought Savage again. This time Karin got split and Jugo got overpowered. Ares showed up and killed Savage and then turned to watch Naruto and Sasuke. The two of them fought for hours that felt like days, trading blows back and forth endlessly. Eventually the two of them were about out of chakra, slowly fighting on the ground when the last two sandworms ate them both. Ares killed the last two baby Sandworms and moved to the city.

 
In Space I saw the Predacons take control of the moon. Zombie Captain Marvel and Voltron of the Middle Universe moved in to test their opponents. The Predacons always loved a fight and a fierce battle took place. The Predacons did a good job attacking Voltron and damaged many parts of its giant body. With Voltron damaged, Headstrong, Tantrum, and Rampage go for the kill but Captain Marvel defends the attack. Voltron destroys Tantrum, but Razorclaw and Divebomb clap him up. 

Captain Marvel fought the 4 Predacons to decent success but Razor and Dive bomb were tearing her fragile zombie body.  She finished rampage and Headstrong before Razor and Dive finished her off. They headed off for the city. 

In the City the battle was decided. Unfortunately for Sith Aids and all their Giant Robots, Grimlock, Gnaw, Dinobot, Chop Shop, Ransack, Venom, Barrage, Ultra Man, Razorclaw, and Divebomb, Magneto was rolling through. He quickly dismantled and crushed all of the robots. Venom and Cosmic Spiderman were having an intense battle but Cosmic Spiderman easily resisted and defeated the symbiote. Dr Manhattan began fighting Spiderman. The two of them were extremely powerful and the battle looked like it could have gone either way. They quickly began dismantling each other atom by atom and before I knew it they were both gone. Ares and Apollo decided to kill the 3 beasts, George Albino, Lizzy, and The Wolf. Being much more powerful than all of them they made easy work of them

Conner, Kyle, Mark Dantonio, and Tom Izzo were all just getting a sandwich and Kyle was getting into college football with Mark Dantonio while they watched it all go down. Anakin, Captain Rex, 501st StormTroopers 6-10, Starkiller, and Darth Sion grouped up to fight Joker and Harley Quinn, Mephisto, Magneto, and Leonardo.  The 5 Crack Danks players fought hard and were able to kill Rex, Starkiller, and Sion, but Sith aids cut down Joker, Harley Quinn, Mephisto, and Leonardo. Anakin and his troops pushed Magneto, who at this point had been reinforced by Ares and Apollo. Anakin and the bois gunned down Ares and Apollo, but it gave Magneto the perfect opportunity to finish them off. Magneto finished off Winnie the Pooh Kyle, Conner, Mark Dantonio, and Tom Izzo.