Week 3: Chick-fil-a vs. Democracy of Tall Folks

 That Chicken Place: Cyclops, Jean Grey (4 death), Archangel, Beast, Ice Man, Revan Reborn, The Night King, White Walkers #1-5 (#1-3 4 death), Dr. Doom, Bastilla Shan, Jolee Bindu, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Sando Aqua Monster, Jaws 4, Gandalf the White, Sebastian Shaw, Jedi Youngling #3.

Evil Shorties: Ocean Master (4 death), Aqualad, Phibian #1-20 (16 of them 4 death), Miss Martian, Tomar Tu (4 death), Queen Alien, Squirtle, Piplup w/ Ice Flower, Juliette Ferrars w/ Red Lantern Ring, Supergirl, Captain Marvel, Mr. Freeze, Sub-Zero, and Captain Pike pilots a Submarine w/ Ancient One, Great Pumpkin, Captain Cold (4 death), and Lazarus Long

Welcome to the Northern Water Tribe, home of water bending bip bappers who like it a bit colder. It’s the perfect place for the Popeyes to set up shop, particularly the Night King and his White Walkers who think this is their territory. Cyclops, of course, steps in flopping his dick around talking about how he’s the leader and this is his operation. Dr Doom couldn’t care less and blows raspberry and calls him a red eyed freak. The rest of the group settles in to rest. Obi-Wan Kenobi and Gandalf the White, men of wisdom, naturally find their way to Tui and La to meditate in peace. Meanwhile, the Sando Aqua Monster and Jaws 4 lurk in the shallower waters surrounding the southern border of the tribe.

The Evil Empire is so evil in its evilness that it evily sneaks up to be evil upon their enemies in a very evil way of them. The water characters, you know who I’m talking about, slowly make their approach from the south in the calm waters of the night towards the entrance of the tribe. Supergirl, Captain Marvel, Mr. Freeze, and Sub-Zero are able to withstand the ungodly cold that lies north of the tribe and use it as their flank passage.

As dawn emerges and light begins to set foot across the icy lands, Evil Midgets water peeps reach land and travel through the canals of the city remaining stealthy and unnoticed. The Submarine stays put at the entrance to keep watch. Jaws 4 finally notices the resting Submarine and rams into it. The oversized shark continues to hit it over and over causing small leaks to form, Ancient One tries to use her magic to keep the water at bay and not sink the ship. Her efforts are futile as there is always a bigger fish and the Sando Aqua Monster steps in and swallows the Submarine whole, along with Jaws 4.

Meanwhile, the stealthy Phibians go to work on the sleeping Popeyes and slits the throats of Bastilla Shan, Jolee Bindo, White Walkers #4-5, and Jedi Youngling #3. Although, the rest of the attempts are failed and it's enough to awaken the Popeyes, specifically Dr. Doom who uses his power to destroy all 20 Phibians at once. Ocean Master, Aqualad, and Miss Martian retreat to the open waters where they fight the Sando Aqua Monster and come out victorious but at the cost of Miss Martian’s life. Queen Alien works on the remaining White Walkers and NIght King with the help of Squirtle and Piplup. Squirtle uses BubbleBeam to kill White Walkers #2-3. Piplup uses Blizzard in an attempt to freeze them in place but instead only freezes Squirtle and himself while its effects are mute on the White Walker and Night King. They make quick work of the Pokemon but not for long as Queen Alien steps down and smushes the cold king and his boy.

The Evil Shorties’ flank comes up to Obi-Wan Kenobi and Gandalf the White. Captain Marvel, in her arrogance, demands the old dude steps out of their way so they can mess up some chicken workers. Gandalf smirks and with the wave of his staff removes Captain Marvel from living. Mr. Freeze and Sub-Zero make a quick counter which freezes the old man before he could move out of the way. Supergirl shoots a laser beam at Obi-Wan but he deflects it straight back to her and injures her. Again, the cold duo shoot ice at the Jedi Master which he cannot do anything about. Supergirl and the cold guys continue their flank with one less party member.

Tomar Tu and Juliette Ferrars gather up with Queen Alien and move in on Sebastain Shaw and Dr. Doom. The combined might of a green lantern ring and red lantern ring is too much energy for Sebastian Shaw to absorb and he implodes. Dr. Doom couldn’t be bothered by these meaningless characters and wipes away the three Evil Short Peeps. Ocean Master and Aqualad finally return to battle and Ocean Master slices Revan Reborn with his dope trident.

All that remains is the X-men squad and Dr. Doom against Ocean Master, Aqualad, Supergirl, Mr. Freeze, Sub-Zero. Cyclops sends a laser beam at Supergirl but she meets him with her own which is much more powerful and instantly goes back through his head. Mr. Freeze shoots an ice blast towards Ice Man but is met with exactly an equal force, although this isn’t a fair game and Sub-Zero gives the edge to overcome Ice Man. Jean Grey is losing her team too fast and she can’t control it. She decides to let loose all her energy and ends up dissolving everything around her. The only ones able to withstand the power are Dr. Doom, Ocean Master, and Aqualad. In her moment of weakness, Ocean Master moves quickly and stabs his trident through her chest, similar feeling to the end of X-Men: Last Stand. And no, that's not a spoiler because that movie sucks, so it’s allowed to be spoiled. Dr. Doom stands alone and begins a maniacal laughter at the water broskis. Although, this is their water territory and they swarm the evil Doctor with water and force him to drown.