Team Goofjuice Vs. Team Griffin

Team Goofjuice is Hydroman, Howard the Duck, Kyle Rayner, Guy Gardner, G'Nort, The Capt. Planet kids w/ Heart's monkey, U.S. Marine #1-25, & Ron Popeil.

Team Griffin is The Kracken, Queen Xenomorph #1, Spawn, Vigo the Carpathian, The Eradicator, Apocylypse, Weapon Omega, Col. John Madrix, Harry Tasker, Albert Gibson, Gladiator, Darth Bain, & Atreides Soldier #11.

Both teams are dropped into the water. The 5 bratty tree-huggers yell "Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, Heart". And with their powers combined they form Capt. Planet. Ron Popeil pulls out 1 of 20 rafts that he brought that instantly air themselves up with the simple touch of a button. He then offers the other 19 up for anyone on either team for 3 easy payment of $8.92; yes that's right only $8.92. But the marines say "who's team are you on A-Hole and they take the rafts and begin to use them. Capt. Planet takes to the air knowing that he is their hero, and with every intention of taking pollution down to zero but The Eradicator flies up to meet him and after two very well placed punches fries him with his heat vision. From down in the water Col. Madrix and Harry Tasker both say simultaneousely "Now that's what I call global warming". When Capt. Planet dies, the rings on the fingers of the kids blow up. Vigo the Carpathian, who has been vigorousely struggling to stay above water with all of his medieval clothing and armor can not stay a float and drowns. The 6 marines who were not lucky enough to get a Popeil raft swim over to fight what they view as a little old man with crustaceans all over his face. But Darth Bain who had the foresight to as of yet not allow his lightsaber to get to wet pops out the red crystal blade and throws it at the 6 marines. He then controls the lightsaber's direction with the force as it kills all 6 of the marines and then sinks 4 more of the Ronco raftsTM (including Ron's) before the lightsaber lands in the water and shorts itself out. Harry Tasker, Al Gibson, and Col. Madrix all start vigorousely swimming toward the marines in order to attack them and perhaps take their rafts. The colonel, after seeing what Lord Bain just did tries to get him to join in their battle within a battle but Darth Bain acts like he cannot get over there (really because he does not wish to risk his life in this way for such foolish teammates). As they are swimming Albert Gibson cannot keep up, is overcome with fatigue and drowns before the battle can begin but Harry and John manage to each instantly climb aboard a raft and snap the necks of the marines that were controlling them. The two Ausrian born U.S. military officers begin directing their boats toward the remaining 14 marines. The marines, who think that they are crazy for trying to attack such a large group of trained men gladly start hand paddling up to meet them (Unfortunetely Ronco has not yet devised a portable paddle for the rafts). The Marines may have been right about how crazy they were but they do manage to each take out 5 marines in this hand to hand/boat to boat battle before they are eventually killed. Weapon Omega takes to the air in order to flank The Eradicator who has overly impressed his teammates with his abilities. The Eradicator noticed the Green Lantern rings on 3 of his opponents and knows exactly what they are capable of, so he is in the air patiently waiting for them to attack. The 3 Green Lantern's, led by Kyle Rayner no wait Guy Gardner no it's Kyle; no it's.... Well lets just say the two of them can't decide on who the leader should be; have opted to have their rings make scuba gear for themselves and stay in the water. Spawn, who does not need oxygen anyway has done a similar thing with his suit allowing him to swim freely and quickly throughout the water. The Kracken and the Queen Alien in a rare sense of fear have opted to stay far away from each other because although the instinct of both of them is to either destroy or control every creature around them, they feel some sense to leave each other alone (showing that they are possibly smart enough to know that they are fighting as a team unit). Apocylypse through strange shape-shifting has managed to stay above water thus far but he is an obvious fish out of water (or maybe it would be the opposite of that)? As Hydroman comes upon him, Apocylypse still has a total arrogance about him due to the fact that he is signifigantly more powerful than the super-villain who is approaching him; but in this instance environment seems to trump both expierence and power as Hydroman swirls around him using his own size and weight to send him sinking to the bottom of the sea. Howard the Duck swims over to Gladiator who is nowhere near as comfortable in the water as the talking duck. But when you have Gladiator's strength, you do not have to be that comfortable in the water to pull the bill off of a Duck and then crack its neck. So that is what Gladiator decides to do. Darth Bain, who has convinced both teams that he is to frail to be doing these things on his own convinces his teammates Gladiator to follow them and Atreides Soldier #11, who is a great swimmer having grown up on the watery planet of Caladan to carry him while swimming over to where the marines and the Capt. Planet kids are (who have climbed on top of the vacant Ronco RaftsTM). Hydroman, sees that they could be in trouble and swims over to help. Hydroman is confident that he can easily do away with these 3 enemies who seem to be having trouble even staying above water. Just then Gladiator does what Darth Bain has instructed him to do and throws him up onto the raft that "earth" is on. Lord Bain throws the kid off of the raft and then with a single wave of his hand force pushes the other kids and the marines all off of their rafts. Then the Dark Lord of the Sith shoots an amazingly powerful burst of Sith Lightning into the water below him which circulates throughout the immediate area killing The Capt. Planet kids, their monkey, the 4 remaining marines, Hydroman, and even his own teammates Gladiator and Atreides Soldier #11. Darth Bain himself is completely insulated from this attack by the Ronco RaftTM that he is standing in. The 3 Green Lanterns are about to triple team Spawn when the mighty Kracken decides that it is time for him to crash out of the water and come out of the murky depths from which he was dwelling. The giant monster (perhaps unknowingly) does this in such a way that he does not totally give up his water advantage, but by making the fight take place partially above the water, he will also recieve some help from Weapon Omega and The Eradicator. The 3 Green Lanterns take to the air and begin to circle the head of the huge mythical creature but it does not remain 3 green stripes in the sky for very long as The Kracken almost instantly swipes G'Nort out of the air and bites his furry head right off. This infuriates Guy Gardner causing him to say "No one is allowed to kill that annoying alien but me". Guy Gardner then starts blasting The Kracken with everything he has got which is causing obvious pain to the huge beast causing it to retreat back under the water. Guy Gardner follows it in to the water and Kyle Rayner attempts to follow him until he feels the firm grip of two hands on his shoulders. The Eradicator throws Rayner right back into the air and him and Weapon Omega start flying right after him. As Rayner regroups he shoots an extremely powerful blast that blows Weapon Omega apart, but this only gives The Eradicator an extra couple of seconds which is more than he needs to rip the green lantern limb from limb. The Kracken, who seems newly energized by spending a few moments back underneath the water pops back up to the surface and begins swiping at Guy Gardner who is flying around rapidly. Guy Gardner is way to fast for the now frustrated Kracken to be able to hit but The Eradicator hits him with one well placed blast of optic heat. This is not enough to severly hurt the very expierenced green lantern but it is enough to slow him down for a second while The Mighty Kracken grabs his flailing body out of the air and takes a healthy bite out of the flying hero.
TEAM GRIFFIN IS VICTORIOUS!