Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Better Than All of You

Beckerman's Backyardigan's are Austin (designated leader), Tyrone, Darth Vader, Sith Lord #3, Arc Trooper Captain, Arc Trooper Lieutenet #1 & 2, Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Master, Arc Trooper #1-5, Warg Rider #1-6, Rider's Warg #1-6, Wolverine, Capt. Britain, Sentinal #3 & 4, Black Dragon #1-3, & Green Dragon #1-3.

Better Than All of You is Mephisto (designated leader), Rob Van Damm & Sabu, Rambo, Agent Smith, The Terminator (from T-1), The Terminator (from T-2), Terminator #1-6, Predator #1-6, Dozer #4, & Doc Holliday.

In the locker room right before this fight began Darth Vader, who is extremely pleased to have an apprentice for the first time in his life pulled Sith Lord #3 aside and told him that he believed that the dark side was very strong with him. He then allowed the dark side of the force speak to him and was told the name that he would give his new pupil. He told him that from this day forward he would be known as "Darth Yardigan". Mephisto, who believes that it is a little chilly out here in the dessert has ordered his team to "hang back and let them come to us". While Austin has come on to the battlefield yelling "Tear their team apart you maggots". The 6 Warg Riders come barreling out towards Mephisto's team at full speed but the 8 terminators are out front and they easily mow down most of them, only 2 get through and they are then ripped apart by the predators. Mephisto tells them to continue to hold their position as their plan is obviousely working. General Austin (or as they have been calling him the locker room "Capt Kangeroo") now orders orders a simultaneous air and land strike. The 6 dragons and 2 Sentinals fly in from all angles and The Arc Troopers begin to work the covert position that they gained for themselves as soon as the battle began. The Arc Trooper Capt. comes rolling in, firing his 2 pistols at the Terminators drawing their fire away from anywhere else and the heavy weapons master who is being well protected in his vantage point by his fellow troopers blasts Terminator #4 blowing him to pieces. The other troopers come rushing in blasting away at the terminators killing Terminator #2 & 3 but they manage to take out Arc Troopers #2, 4, & 5, as well as Arc Trooper Lt. #1. It begins to look as if the terminators are going to finish off the Arc Troopers once and for all when the Sentinals come flying in with their lazers and take out T-1 as well as Terminator #6. The Sentinals then fly away to regroup. After this time lapse the heavy weapons member of the Arc troopers has reloaded and now takes out T-2 with one well-placed blast. The dragons now swoop in for their attack. As Black Dragon #1, who is leading the dragon attack first opens his mouth to spew acid onto his opponents Doc Holliday with one well placed shot from his .45 Long Colt puts a bullet right in the back of its throat killing the mighty dragon. This gives him an extremely proud couple of seconds before Black Dragon #2 snatches him off the ground and bites him in half. The 3 Green Dragons come flying in blasting poison wherever they can. They take out Predators # 2 & 4 while the Black Dragons acid blasts take out #6. As they get a little closer the Predators fight back, they jump on the backs of Green Dragons #1 & 2 and Black Dragon #3. They fight fiercely while they think about how they must learn what planet such creatures come from so they can begin hunting this more than worthy opponent. All 3 of them manage to slice away at the necks of the dragons they are on killing them. But only Predator #1 manages to repeat the trick on the back of Green Dragon #3 when the dragons come back down for their next attack run. Predator #3 & 5 die when they get nailed by the acid and poison sprays of the dragons. The Sentinals come down for another attack when Rambo begins firing his M-60 at them. The Sentinals land and start taking aim at the Terminators, who they believe are the biggest threat, when Rambo runs and jumps onto the back of Sentinal # 1. He runs up the back of the giant robot and then begins firing 7.62 x .39 caliber bullets into the back of the Sentinal until it collapses. Sentinal #2, who has just killed Terminator #1 turns to Rambo to face the threat but then Predator #1 & Terminator #5 jump onto the Sentinal and tear it apart. Austin now gives the attack orders for the rest of his squad and Mephisto does the same. Capt. Britain flies in to do battle with Mephisto. Capt. Britain gets in the first hit as he punches Mephisto knocking him backward. But Mephisto comments that he has been to Britain and that he did not appreciate the cold damp weather. "The Dessert" he says is much more like his home "in Hell" he then engulfs Capt. Britain in a sea of fire scorching him until there is nothing left. Tyrone does his part and stomps on Dozer #4. Rob and Sabu both hit Wolverine with steel chairs which knocks him to the ground. Sabu then hands his ice pick to Rob while he puts some barb wire around the neck of Wolverine. While he is strangling him with the barb wire Rob sticks the ice pick in Wolverine's side. Wolverine falls to the ground and the tag team partners high 5 as they think they have just gotten their first Fantasy Fantasy kill but then Wolverine pops back up and sticks his claws into the face of Rob Van Damm. Sabu then hits Wolvie on the head with his steel chair but all he hears is a clang as it hits his adamantium skull. Wolverine starts waving his finger back in forth in Sabu's face and Sabu begins to back up and wave his hands in the air mouthing the words "No......no". Then Wolverine spins his finger in the air making a little circle. He picks up the much bigger Sabu and body slams him. He then sticks his claws into the wrestler's chest. The crowd goes wild. Predator #1 gets a hold of Arc Trooper Lt. #2 and snaps his neck but the remaining arc troopers then blow him away. Agent Smith attacks the Sith Lords. He jumps in between them and kicks them away from each other. Vader says "follow my lead" to his apprentice and begins the attack but Agent Smith manages to dodge every swing of Vader's saber. Darth Yardigan comes in swinging but has no luck hitting anything either. Smith then jumps backward pulls out his 2 pistols and unloads 2 full clips toward Lord Yardigan. Only one bullet gets past the Sith Lord but that is all it takes to kill him as the bullet goes right between his eyes. Agent Smith then picks up the crimson lightsaber that Darth Yardigan dropped and turns it on. He smiles and says "I believe I could get to like this sort of weapon Mr. Skywalker". The well hidden heavy weapons master of the Arc trooper squad fires off one final round from his huge lazer gun that blows Terminator #5 to pieces. Rambo turns his gun on the last remaining Blck Dragon and unloads his entire bandelier into the air but the dragon still keeps coming. Right when Rambo is out of ammo and it is looking extremely grim he pulls out his bow and arrow and puts an arrow right in the left eye of Black Dragon #2 just before the dragon could spray him with acid. Rambo yells something that doesn't sound like English but it is cut short as Wolverine stabs him in the face with his claws. Agent Smith, as he is spinning his new red-bladed toy says "well Mr. Skywalker would you like to........ play" Vader runs at him with a full Sith Rage swinging his lightsaber violently at his opponent. Smith begins to say "Well Mr. Sky........" as he jumps into the air doing a backflip, but he has a sense of disapointment on his face when he looks down at his chest to see that there is a red lazer sticking out of it; this is when the Dark Lord of the Sith says calmly "my name is Vader". With Austin leading, Tyrone, Vader, the remaining Arc Troopers, and Wolverine all start creeping toward Mephisto. Mephisto has his chance to escape but he remains there to fight for 2 reasons. He for 1 believes no person can destroy him but also his head coach Cobra Commander has made it very clear in the locker room that he has no place for fighters who retreat from a battle. Under Austin's orders the Arc Troopers open fire and Vader uses the force to attempt to slow down Mephisto. None of this works all that great but the point of these excercises was not to kill Mephisto, it was just to slow him down long enough so Wolverine could sneak up and stab him in the neck, which is exactly what he does.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN: BEEYATCHES IS VICTORIOUS!