Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Right Wing

Le' Napoleon Brigade is Obi Wan Kenobie, Jaws the shark, Glinda: The Good Witch, The Lochness Monster, The Sando Aqua Monster, Penguin, Padme Amidala, Jedi Master #31 & 32, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Silver Dragon #1 & 2, Posh Spice, Scary Spice, Baby Spice, Ginger Spice, Sporty Spice, & Joe Perry.





The Right Wing is Posieden, Phibian #11-18, Kit Fisto, Mikhail Bakunin, Princess Ariel, Scrappy-Doo, Jedi Knight #16-21, Zues, & Nick Houslander.





Both teams are dropped into the water. The 2 Jedi Masters, Obi-Wan, and Padme all climb on the backs of the 2 silver dragons and they take to the air. The 2 dragons drop Padme and the 3 Jedi's off at the small island where they begin to fortify their position. Glinda also begins to fly in order to get a vantage point from the air (Coach Bonaparte insists that his team attempt to control all aspects of every battle). The Sando Aqua Monster, Lochness Monster, and Jaws all instinctively begin to swim deep into the sea where they feel the most comfortable. The Right Wing's 6 Jedi's, led by Mikhail, an excellent swimmer begin to swim toward the small island in order to fight the other Jedi head-on. Nick swims up on Joe Perry, who despite how great he looks in a bathing suit with his 6 pack abs is not much of a swimmer. Nick, regrettably because he is such a big fan, swims up behind him, pulls out his not-so waterproof hunting knife and brutally kills Joe Perry by sticking the knife into his neck. Kit Fisto pops his head above water and says to Nick "Nice one son" (Jedi Master Fisto uses that term all the time). Fisto then yells "go get the Spice girls, they are getting away". Nick says "What are you crazy, Joe Perry is one thing, I can't hurt the Spice Girls. It is at this time, during this ludicrous argument that Silver Dragon#2 swoops down and grabs Nick right out of the water with his teeth killing him. The Spice Girls, who for some strange reason seem to be able to float with just their heads above water without moving their hands and feet?... Swim in to join the battle. Scrappy-Doo, who is not scared of anything, even Scary Spice rushes in yelling "puppy power" to take on all the Spice Girls at once. The Spice girls rip the poor puppy apart (who ever new that any of The Spice Girls could be so mean, (except for maybe Eddie Murphy)). The 6 Jedi Knights with Mikhail have finally reached the small island and begin to storm it. Padme, first starts shooting at them but they manage to block all of the blaster bolts with their lightsabers. The 6 Knights attack the 3 Masters, hoping that in this case numbers will trump expierence. Jedi Master #31 goes in for the kill and takes out Jedi Knight #17, but while he is lightsaber battling with #16, #20 stabs him in the chest. Obi-Wan, who is the most skilled Jedi on the small island attacks and easily takes out Knight #18 & 21 with a little spin move. He then force pushes #19 out of the way, knocking his lightsaber out of his hand. This gives Padme the oppurtunity to shoot him. Jedi Master #32, who has been battling with knight #20 finally finishes him off with a head shot. With only 1 Jedi Knight left, Obi Wan says "we take him togeather", the two of them have no problem killing the less expierenced Jedi. Although during the course of this battle everyone has somewhat forgotten about Mikhail who has picked up Jedi Knight #19's lightsaber. He takes her off guard and uses it to cut Padme in half. Obi Wan says "NOOOOOOOOOOO". Zues, who has recently taken to the air to meet Glinda and the dragons; in an attempt to help the mere mortal yells to Mikhail "AYE! Friend Jump back into the water and get out of there" Mikhail says "Get off the island? What is this the last episode"? As he is saying this the enraged Obi Wan cuts off the arm holding the green lightsaber and then finishes him off. Ariel swims over to where Penguin is and begins to circle him. Penguin, who is a great swimmer due to his birth defects is still no match for Ariel in the water. She swims by him like he was standing still, and then swims underneath him grabbing his right leg. She then tightens her grip and begins swimming downward, not stopping until he stops struggling. Ariel then swims up to Wonder Woman and her sidekick, in an attempt to do the same move. Ariel tries this on Wonder Girl first and it actually starts to work until Wonder Girl grabs part of the lasso off of Wonder Woman's belt. Wonder Woman, with a firm grip on the other end of the lasso pulls the two of them back up to the surface of the water. She grabs Ariel by the fin and throws her a few feet into the air. On the way down all it takes is one swift punch to Ariel's head to take her out of commission. Posieden, who is being followed by the 8 phibians and Kit Fisto begin to swim deep into the water to meet the threat of the 3 huge animals that are dwelling down there. Posieden decidedes that as the god of the sea it is he that is best suited to battle the huge Sando Aqua Monster. Kit Fisto will take on Nessie and the Phibians will attempt to fight Jaws. Nessie tries to attack Kit Fisto with its teeth but Kit is to fast for that. The Jedi evades the jaws of the animal but Nessie manages to hit him with its tail knocking Kit Fisto to the side. Nessie tries to eat him but Kit Fisto manages to force push him, sending him backward through the water. As Nessie is tumbling through the water attempting to get its balance back Kit Fisto uses his waterproof lightsaber to cut right through the long neck of The Lochness Monster. Jaws is drawn to the blood of Nessie and starts moving over that way. With there being fresh blood in the water it is especially annoying to the great white shark that there are 8 phibians trying to attack him. Jaws turns around to meet his attackers and swallows Phibian #6 whole. The other 7 phibians, moving through the water with incredible speed and grace begin stabbing the huge shark with their harpoons. The Phibians are fierce fighters and with their servant mentality do not mind accepting heavy losses in order to defeat this enemy. Jaws bites two more Phibians in half (#2 &3) but 4 of them manage to get on the back of the monstrous shark and begin stabbing it like mad. Phibian #8 gets swallowed, but while barely alive in the shark's mouth continues to stab with his harpoon. These internal and external injuries are finally enough to kill Jaws. Glinda, who believes that she has the air advantage with the help of the 2 silver dragons is greatly underestimating the god of thunder. Zues throws a single lightning bolt at Silver Dragon #1 which completely fries the dragon. Glinda tries to counter this attack with her wand but Zues absorbs her attack and sends the power right back at her destroying the wand. Zues then goes in for the kill. He flies up on Glinda with amazing speed and he then grabs a hold of her sending electricity through her entire body, killing her. He then gets on the back of the other dragon and begins strangling it until they both go plummeting into the water with only the King of the gods surviving. Posieden, who is engaged in a truly epic battle with the Sando Aqua Monster is moving through the sea at incredible speeds. The huge monster has been completely unable to touch the Greek god but Posieden has stabbed the huge monster dozens of times with his mystical trident, each time causing the beast to cringe in pain. Kit Fisto and the phibians begin to swim up to help, but Posieden waves them off because he does not want to share the glory of destroying this monstrous animal. The sea monster swipes its mighty hand, narrowly missing the god. Posieden then swims up towards the top of the beast first jabbing the trident into its eye and then its jugular vein, killing the tremendous animal. Zues then climbs up on shore of the tiny island where Obi Wan and the other master are still hanging out. Zues pulls 2 lightning bolts out of nowhere like swords and begins to fight with the 2 Jedi. Obi Wan and the other master move in unison, both of them jumping around like acrobats. Zues kicks Obi Wan in the hand sending a bolt of lightning through it which shorts out his lightsaber and destroys it. The god then takes both of his bolts and stabs them into the body of Jedi Master #32, but while this is happening Obi Wan makes an incredible move by flipping over to the backside of Zues while he is tied up stabbing the other Jedi. Obi Wan uses the force to pick up one of the fallen Jedi's lightsabers and then uses it to cut off the head of Zues. Posieden and the phibians start to swim back to the surface where Wonder Woman, Wonder Girl, and The Spice Girls are wading in the water having a true girl power conversation about men and how much they suck. Posieden goes for Wonder Woman who in the past has fought with many a god, often times successfully; but she is a little mismatched in this environment. They begin to trade punches but once Posieden gets a hold of her and the punches they are trading take place under water it eventually makes for a battle that Wonder Woman cannot win. She ends up dead, getting a trident in the chest. As the phibians surround Wonder Girl she realizes quickly that she is completely mismatched if she is to fight creatures like these while she is in the water. Although she does manage to land one well placed punch that kills Phibian #4 before the remaining 3 phibians drag her beneath the surface and stab her with their harpoons until she is dead. Kit Fisto then uses his force powers from underneath the water to make a violent wave which knocks all 5 of the Spice Girls unconcious causing them to drown. Obi Wan Kenobi, now the soul survivor of Napoleon's Brigade knows that he is no match for the 6 remaining members of the Right Wing. Even Kit Fisto who Obi Wan believes he could possibly defeat if the circumstances were different he knows he cannot beat when Master Fisto has the only lightsaber that will work under water. But Qui Gonn taught the jedi to never give up so he puts on his small mouth breathing apparatus and dives into the water. He does not even have time to do 1 force push before Kit Fisto and the Phibians destroy him.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!