Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves

Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commandos is: Dave Bowman (The Starchild), Qui Gonn Jinn, Jar Jar Binks, Swimmell, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Capt. Tarpals, Gungan Soldier #1-50, Jedi Master #21, Angel, Mrs. Doubtfire, & Private Ryan.

George Washington's Slaves are: Martian Manhunter, Jason Bourne, Cthulu, Ki Adi Mundi, Jedi Master #1-5, Wild Man #1, Suk Doctor #1, Arisia, Sonny (from I-Robot), Jimmy Neutron, Fidel Castro, Brian Griffin, George Castanza, David Beckham, & Ryan Burke.

Dave Bowman the Starchild who can be all places at all times invisibly oversees the field. Martian Manhunter senses Bowman's presence and tries to locate him. The Wild Man, having come from the barren plains of Dagorland cannot swim and drowns. Mrs. Doubtfire, in his fat suit can't keep his head above water and drowns but does not sink due to the foam rubber. Private Ryan, being kitted in his D-Day gear sinks like a stone and drowns. Jimmy Nuetron builds a hoverboat in which he Sonny the I-Robot, Fidel Castro, Brian Griffin, George Castanza, David Beckham and Ryan Burke sit, watch the battle and get drunk. Jason Bourne toes off against Angel, or at least as much as one can while treading water. The two of them, being kick ass fighters, make for a awesome battle that goes beyond the scope of this synopsis. Ultimately Bourne succumbs to Angel's vampire strength and has his arms ripped off. As Jason bleeds out and sinks the last thing he sees is the corpse of Private Ryan. He is astonished to see the resemblance to himself; there must be a connection but he can't remember… Qui Gonn, with his A-99 Aquata Breather, leads General Jar Jar, Captain Tarpals, Jedi Master #21, and fifty Gungans against Ki Adi Mundi, his five Jedi Masters. Five Jedi Masters are a close match for the fifty Gungans underwater and the battle was about to turn against the Gungans until Jar Jar dropped a power ball into the ammo crate and blew up all the Gungans and Jedi Masters to which Jar Jar says "Theysa all go boom". Jedi Master #21 then beheads Jar Jar. After a heated battle Qui Gon manages to kill Ki Adi Mundi only to feel a tenacle wrap around his leg. It is the Cthulu, rising from the blackest depths and it drags Qui Gon to his death. George Castanza shouts "Take that! Jedi Master – Jedi Smashter, huh." The Starchild decides that it is tome to stop observing and act. The hoverboat cracks in two, spilling its occupants into the water. Martian Manhunter demands that the Starchild show himself. Bowman obliges, transporting Martian Manhunter into the middle of the sun. Jedi Master #21 leaps off the floating corpse of Mrs. Doubtfire into the middle of the huddling survivors of the hoverboat. He slays Jimmy Neutron with a nasty head wound, not a great feat considering the size of his head. Then he turns on Sonny the I-Robot, turning him into bits of metal and plastic. The Starchild returns and appears behind George Castanza making George piss himself. This attracts the Cthulu which takes Jedi Master #21 down to join Qui Gon. Bowman then transports the Cthulu to Europa. The Cthulu being one of the Old Ones convinces bowman to merge with the Europa monolith and they then can shape the evolution of the Europans together. George, Castro, Brian Griffin and David Beckham all celebrate their victory and go home. Burke gets left behind and drowns.

Winner: George Washington's Slaves