Better Than All of You Vs. George Washington's Slaves

Better Than All of You is Hal Jordan, Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Agent Smith, Ghost Rider, The Terminator (T1), The Terminator (T2), Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, Beachhead, Doc Holiday, Mephisto, John Rambo, Lex Luthor, Predator #1-2, Cobra Viper #1-6.

George Washington's Slaves are Shaak Ti, Ki Adi Mundi, Jedi Master #1, Jedi Youngling #1, Fell Beasts #1-6, Sauron, Sandworms #15-20, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Thor, Arisia, and Martian Manhunter.

Better Than All of You is instantaneously ambushed by the Sandworms on George Washington’s Slaves. They all scatter to evade the destruction. The Sandworms devour all six Cobra Vipers in an instant. Rambo and Ghost Rider mange to jump aboard two Sandworms. Rambo isn’t able to gain control of the giant creature, so he starts stabbing it repeatedly with his knife. Ghost Rider wraps his Hellfire chain around Sandworm #18 and wrangles control from it. He turns the Sandworm towards its own team. The Sandworm swallows Duncan Idaho Ghola #7 and Thor. The Norse God blast through the Sandworm’s stomach, killing it. Ghost Rider leaps off of the dead monster and is attacked by Jedi Master #1 and is cut in half by his lightsaber. Rambo finally manages to kill Sandworm #16 by shoving a grenade into one of the stab wounds he made. Rambo jumps off just before the monster blows up. Predators #1 and 2 shoot the sand with their rocket launchers in order to cause the Sandworms to expose themselves again. This is exactly what happens. The Predators then pull out their maker hooks, which they acquired from earlier hunts on Arrakis. They both leap onto the Sandworms and dig the hooks deep into them. They steer them into each other killing Sandworms #19 and 20. The Predators then fire grappling hooks at Fell Beasts #1 and 2’s who are soaring high above the desert. They are pulled into the air by the beasts. Shaak Ti and Ki Adi Mundi are attacked by blood brothers Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. The Jedi’s lightsabers easily cut through the ninja’s katana blades. The ninja’s respond with a flurry of kicks and strikes that is fast enough to connect with the Jedi. Snake Eyes kicks Ki Adi Mundi’s lightsaber out of his hand towards Storm Shadow who catches it just in time to block Shaak Ti’s own lightsaber attack. Snake Eyes then double chops Ki Adi’s large head causing a brain aneurism, killing the Jedi Master. He then picks up the fallen Jedi’s lightsaber and helps Storm Shadow against one of the Jedi Order’s greatest lightsaber duelist. The ninjas are great fighters but are no match at the end against Shaak Ti’s abilities. She strikes down Storm Shadow, and then dispatches the silent G.I. Joe. Doc Holliday fires off his two six shot revolvers at amazing speeds, shooting down Fell Beast #3. The Predators finally climb up on top of the two Fell Beasts and direct them into a full dive right at Arisia and Martian Manhunter. All of a sudden the two remaining Sandworms blast out of the sand and swallow both the Fell Beasts and the Predators. The Sandworms then continue their carnage by eating RVD (Go ahead Joe, do the thumb point, we’ll wait. R. V. D. Done? Can we continue? Ok, thanks.) and Sabu. The latter actually jumps into the mouth of Sandworm #17. (Man wasn’t that an EXTREME move?) Beachhead, Rambo, and Doc Holliday all double back to Lex Luthor and Mephisto for further instructions. They are cut off by Thor who uses Mjolnir to bash Beachhead’s…well… head in. He then punches Doc Holliday in the gut so hard that he finally actually coughs his lungs right up onto the sand. Rambo attempts to fight the Norse God but is sideswiped by Martian Manhunter. Rambo is killed when J’onn J’onzz blasts him with his eye beams. Arisia is attacked by Lex Luthor. He is able to land some powerful blows with his armor, but the Green Lantern impales him with a lance made out of green energy. Hal Jordan goes to confront his former lover but is blasted by Sauron. The Green Lantern tries to fight back, but since the One Ring is made of gold (and evil gold at that) he is greatly struggling. Sauron wails on Jordan with his mace and is blasting him with a constant stream of evil magic. Sauron then picks Hal Jordan up and throws him at the Terminators. Hal manages to pull up a force field at the last second, but in doing so, destroys his two teammates. A broken and bloodied Jordan refuses to stay down. He fires blast after blast at Sauron, slowing him down, but not stopping him. Sauron fills his mace with evil magic and bring it down on the beaten Green Lantern, finally killing him. Mephisto teleports himself in front of Sauron and shows him what true evil is. Mephisto conjures up all of his magic and releases upon Sauron, completely obliterating him. Agent Smith meanwhile, has been able to kill Jedi Youngling #1 and Jedi Master #1. The two final members of Better Than All of You are then surrounded by Shaak Ti, Thor, Arisia, and Martian Manhunter. They prepare themselves for one final attack, but the ground beneath them erupts and Sandworms #15 and 17 consume them.

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!