The Untouchables Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

Alice's Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (designated leader), Apocylypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Lucca Brazzi, Jill Valentine, Sith Lord #1 & 2, Vampire #1-6, Mummy #1-6, Goblin #1 & 2, & Storm Trooper #50.

The Untouchables are Megatron (designated leader), Deadpool, Legolas, The Insecticons, Duncan Idaho Ghola #9, Huntress, Ant Man, Nazgul #9 w/ Fell Beast, Fremen #43-54, Eclipso, & Tomar Tu.

Alice’s Wonder Team is teleported to the desert and is in dire need of a victory. The playoffs are still within their reach, but a win tonight is vital. However they are at a major disadvantage against the much larger and more powerful team of The Untouchables. Luca Brasi is extremely fed up with the streak of losses his team has suffered. The Italian enforcer jumps into action. He grabs Duncan Idaho Ghola #9 and crushes his larynx, killing him. Huntress spin kicks the hit man in the jaw, but does little damage. He knocks her to the ground and then proceeds to shoot her in the hands with her own crossbow. The Untouchables try to attack Luca Brasi, but his teammates come to his aid. Alice’s Wonder Team rushes the members of The Untouchables, but is met with disastrous results. Nazgul #9 flies up upon his Fell Beast, and kills Goblin #1 and 2, as well as Storm Trooper #50. Luca finally finishes off brutally killing Huntress and attacks Tomar Tu with his blood soaked hands. The Green Lantern makes himself a Tommy Gun out of green energy and pumps Luca full of green bullets. The Fremen leap out of the sand and lay waste to Mummies #1-6 without hesitation. They, however, are not satisfied with this victory. Their crysknives did not taste blood, since the Mummies do not have blood. They gut the Vampires quickly with only Fremen #46 and 47 dying in the process. “Waitwaitwaitwait! Damn it! I wanted to kill some vampires too!” exclaims Deadpool as he runs in too late. With his head hung low, he depressingly continues to fight, shooting Jill Valentine and Tyler Derdon. Deadpool perks up after doing this when he says, “The first rule of Fight Club is don’t fight Deadpool.” Extinction Alice goes to use her mind powers but grabs her head in agony. She screams violently while holding her head. Her nose begins bleeding as you see a tiny molecule come out of her ear. It was Ant Man, who increased his size just microscopically while inside the brain cavity of Extinction Alice. She drops dead. Megatron has had enough of this playing around and wishes to finish this battle. He blasts Kimbo Slice and Ram Man with his Fusion Cannon. Leeloo squares off against Legolas, matching him in speed and agility. She is gaining the upper hand in the battle, but is caught off guard by Eclipso who kills her with blast from his eye beams courtesy of his black diamond. Darth Deez and Darth Nutz then go on a vicious offensive, amazingly killing Fremen #48-54 in a haze of sand and blurring red lightsabers. Kickback and Shrapnel land in front of the Sith Lords transformed in robot modes, but Bombshell sneaks behind them and attaches cerebro-shells to the backs of their necks. He then takes control of their minds and orders them to attack Apocalypse Alice and Carlos Olivera. They attack Alice first and cut her to pieces using their lightsabers. Carlos Olivera is able to shoot Darth Nutz in the back, but is then killed by Darth Deez with a Force choke. Deadpool finishes the battle by vaporizing Darth Nutz after catching a transformed Megatron, and blasting him away.

THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!