Brock Samopson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Brock Sampson, Guy Gardner & G'Nort, Kyle Rayner, Ted Nugent, King Leonidas, Jedi Master #20, Ginaz Swordsmen #10, Dorf, The Planeteers, Mystery Inc.: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, & Scooby-Doo w/ Scooby Dumb, Rancor #1 & 2, Ron Popeil, Sandworm #1-3, U.S. Marine #1 & 2, & Ewok #4 & 5.

Le' Napoleon Brigade is Allia Atredies, Duncan Idaho Mentat Ghola #12, Hecate, Obi Wan Kenobi, Even Piel, Skyfire, Gandalf w/ Shadowfax, Aragorn, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Atreides Soldier #1-10, Alan Scott, Silver Dragon #1, & Teela.

Everyone on both teams scatter as the 3 giant sandworms emerge out of the sand and come crashing onto the ground. The Planeteers begin to say "Earth, Wind, Wa....." but they all get eaten by Sandworm #2 on the way to consuming all 10 of the shocked Atredies Soldiers. Allia Atreides grabs her fremkit and then sets a thumper to summon the mighty Shai Halud. Sandworm #1 comes rolling towards the area where she is standing and she climbs on top of the giant beast of the dessert just as she was shown to do by the leaders of her sietch when she was just a little girl. The Silver Dragon flies in toward the 2 Rancor's who are eating the 2 ewoks from their own team. The dragon starts to blow fire at them but the 2 Rancor's pull the dragon out of the sky and maul it to death before they begin their feast. Alan Scott takes to the air to fight Kyle Rayner. Now lets just cut the crap and talk on real terms for a minute, shall we. I am 27 year old hall of fame geek and I am writing about these 2 particular Green Lanterns, who do you think is going to win. The Golden Age Green Lantern beats the crap out of the modern age Green Lantern, The End. Gandalf rides up on Shadowfax with Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl running behind them to do battle with Guy Gardner and G'Nort. This looks like it is shaping up to be a great fight as Sandworm #3 pops out of the sand and consumes all of them in his mammoth jaw. Duncan Idaho does a mentat projection and tells Teela, Obi Wan and Even Piel that it looks to him like their is somewhere between a .000001 and .000004% chance that any of the 4 of them will get out of this battle alive so Even Piel suggests that they try to take out as many of the murderflies as they can before they die. Obi Wan is about to remind him that jedi do not try, they do but he had second thoughts and just went along with the plan instead of being a naysayer when Teela appeared to be so gung-ho about the idea. Ron Popeil is cruising around in the prototype "Sand-Submarine" 3000 when he finds out that Sandworms can just as easily eat you below the sand as above it (Bummer). Duncan, Teela, Obi Wan, and Even Piel attack. Duncan Idaho and Teela double team King Leonidas who is thoroughly enjoying the carnage of this insane battle but Brock Sampson avenges his head coach by shooting Teela. Obi Wan kills Jedi Master #20 in a lightsaber duel and Even Piel kills Ginaz Swordsmen #10 by using his short stature to get underneath his defenses. Alan Scott decides that it is time to try to fight back against the sandworms and starts flying at Sandworm #2, but Brock Sampson throws a knife into the Golden Age Green Lantern's eye and kills him before he can do anything to the Murderflies favorite pets. Fred and Velma tell Scoob and Shag to let the Rancor's chase them toward Le' Napoleon Brigade (Zoinks)! Scooby Dumb goes with them but only goes a couple of steps before Rancor #1 catches him and swallows him whole. They see Aragorn on the horizon and begin running towards him. Shaggy and his best pal Scooby-Doo prove that they are fast enought to outrun 2 Rancors but unfortunetely none of them were fast enough to get away from Sandworm #1 who Allia has still not completely got under her control with her maker hooks. The Sandworm eats Scooby, Shaggy, Rancor #1 & 2, and Aragorn. Hecate decides that she must make a sacrifice but does not know if she is powerful enough to do it on her own. Hecate, via radio tells this dilemma to Skyfire who has been flanking her since the begining of the match when they took to the air to get away from Sandworms. Skyfire assures the great former Titan that he is willing to do whatever she feels is necessary. Hecate ponders for a couple of minutes and digs deep into her many-millenia old mind when she leads Skyfire on an attack of Sandworm #3. They fly toward the massive animal who had just resurfaced to crush the 2 Marines and Duncan Idaho. They begin using all the fire power they had to try to bring down the Sandworm but the only thing that worked is when they both made the ultimate sacrifice by crashing right into the front of the giant worm. They of course die in the crash but they at least take the mighty worm with them. The maker hooks are set and although it somewhat pains Allia to do this to Shai Halud she is not allowing the worm to go back into the sand by keeping its pores open and exposed to the air as she rides the worm throughout the dunes. Brock Sampson leads Dorf, the rifle wielding Nugent and what is left of Mystery Inc. in a final charge against Obi Wan and Even Piel but no matter how hard Brock tries, he cannot get it through the heads of the Sandworms that they are on his team. The even pattern of the running by both sides draws Sandworm #2 out of the ground to protect her territory, and protect her territory it does as it proves Idaho's mentat projection correct and destroys Kenobi, Piel, Sampson, Nugent, Fred, Daphne, Velma, & Dorf. Although this is what the completely exhausted Allia was waiting for as she directs the much larger, but dying Sandworm #1 into the side of Sandworm #2 with its massive jaw wide open and crysknife-ready teeth exposed. In a cataclysmic collssion Allia is roughly thrown from the Sandworm as it bites down on the other worm in a fierce final attack for survival and territorial dominance. Allia bounces off of the sand breaking several bones on impact as well as suffering much internal trauma which her body struggles to correct with her Bene Gesserit taught self-healing abilities. Several Hours later Allia regains conciousness to find that no one else on the battlefield is alive and that.......
LE NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!