Consolation Match-Round 1: The Syracuse Valley Vs. The Untouchables

The Syracuse Valley is Rumble and Hammer Brother #1.

The Untouchables are Horatio Caine, Big Bird (aka, The Notorious B.I.R.D) and Aloysius Snuffleupagus.

Both teams enter the field at the same time but not in the same fashion. Horatio Caine and his Untouchable teammates enter in calm and cool manner; while the Syracuse Valley's gruesome twosome come charging in as fast as possible. The rush however stops around second base when all of a sudden Rumble begins pounding his fists on the ground in a ferocious manner. Hammer Brother #1 also begins throwing his hammer’s in the upper deck, which is causing mass destruction everywhere. Big Bird and Snuffle begin to worry as Caine just stands there. “Horatio, what are we going to do, this house is a rockin?”
“Well Big Bird, (He then puts his sunglasses on due to the hot Detroit sun) Then I guess we’re going to have to come a-knockin!” (All of a sudden through the loud speakers you can hear Roger Daltrey scream “Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” and the song “Won’t Get Fooled Again” by the Who begins to play.)
“No but really, what are we going to do.” Horatio looks at him and now takes off his sunglasses and says, “You two take the hammer brother, (Now puts his sunglasses back on), Leave the Transformer to me”. (Once again the scream comes from the loud speaker and the song starts over.) Big Bird then looks over at his former imaginary friend and says, “Do not ask him anything for the rest of the match.” Then Snuffleupagus looks right at Big Bird and says, “That’s fine Bird (Puts on a pair of his own sunglasses), but next time, say please.” Once again the song starts playing and Big Bird waddles off screaming towards the Hammer Brother.
Once he starts heading for the Hammer Brother the brother turns his attention to the gigantic bird running towards him. He throws hammer after hammer at him but it does not seem to be working. The psychotic rage that Horatio and Snuffle have put him into has seemed to give him a pain threshold that would make Wolverine proud. The hammer brother gets one more throw in before the bird closes in on him but unfortunately for him, he catches the hammer and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the poor hammer brother.
This seems to shock Rumble a bit but it does not even faze the ever-confident Horatio Caine, who looks over at Snuffle and says, “It looks like this time, the hammer got nailed.” At this point, the small Decepticon decides his earthquake method is no longer working so he stops and moves towards the bird. This instantly puts Horatio into action as he starts running towards the robot and unloading clip after un-ending clip into his metal body. The gunshots do not appear to be doing any damage but they are annoying the hell out of the often-Napoleonic robot. That is of course the reason the super cop is doing it, as he is always just a little bit smarter than all of his opponents.
Rumble is beginning to get very irritated by the gun shots and picks up a piece of debris that fell during his earthquakes and throws it at Horatio. The piece of metal hits Caine in the stomach knocking him to the ground. This gives the robot the chance to make his move on Big Bird who is now holding the body of the fallen hammer brother as if it is a bat. The bird then throws the dead body at the on-coming robot along with numerous hammers. This barely slows Rumble down and when he finally gets to Big Bird he punches him in the stomach so hard that all you can see is a cloud of feathers and several quarts of blood. The blood travels quite far, in fact, it goes so far that some it lands on the sunglasses of Horatio Caine. Horatio then gets up, wipes the blood off of his glasses and says, “The bird was one thing, but the glasses are going to cost you”. Caine picks up the piece of metal that the robot had thrown at him and rushes towards him. Rumble is now in control and begins to pound the ground again, making the entire stadium shake. This knocks Horatio down to the ground, losing any momentum he had in the process. It is at this point that Rumble decides to make a move and finally put an end to Caine’s life. Just then, the smaller than average size transformer gets hit in the side of the head with a chair from the ballpark. Then he receives a blow to the side with a chunk of metal from the stadium roof. “What the hell is that?” a confused Rumble says.
“It’s me metal head, your imaginary worst enemy. And if you thought that was rough, you’re really not going to like this”. Snuffle then pulls out a large gun that fires a huge composite laced net at the robot. “You can thank Mr. Fantastic for that one. This next part on the other hand, was all me”. The net all of sudden starts to light up and send an incredibly large amount of electricity through the entire body of the transformer.
Horatio finally gets up, shakes himself off and walks over to the dying Transformer. He looks into the eyes of Rumble, who is near death and says, “I hoped you liked the gifts my friends brought you. Don’t worry though, I’ve saved the best gift for last.” Right then Horatio pulls out a grenade, pulls the pin and throws it right on top of the transformer. As the robot explodes into a ball of fire Horatio and Snuffleupagus walk towards the camera, err, I mean the dug out and head out of the stadium to celebrate their victory.

The Untouchable are victorious!