Xavier's Annihilation Squad vs. Alice's Wonder Team

I have been appointed by my brethren Joshatu and Ryatu to watch the following Year 2, Week 7 Match: Xavier's Annihilation Squad vs. Alice's Wonder Team

As I look into the locker room of Xavier's Annihilation Squad, I see: Ursa, Mary Embry, The Eradicator, Colonel John Matrix, Barricade, Bonecrusher, The Terrorcons, Metroplex, Darth Bane, Darth Voltress, Darth Ocron, Geo-Force, Avalanche, Black Tom Cassidy, The Scorpion King, T-X and Apocalypse.

Darth Bane: Alice’s Wonder Team is formidable! Do not let them lull you into arrogance!

Ursa: Arrogance is not our style! Killing is!

Apocalypse: Then let us do so!

In the locker room of Alice's Wonder Team are Vampires #1-34 and Treasure Troll #3.

Treasure Troll #3: Sons of Alice’s Wonder Team, I am Treasure Troll #3.

Vampire # 5: Treasure Troll #3 is a lot taller than I expected!

Troll: Yes, I've heard. Kills combatants by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume Xavier’s Annihilation Squad with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I AM Treasure Troll #3. And I see a whole army of my brethren here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?

Vampire #27: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live.

Troll: Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!

Troll and Vampires: Alice’s Wonder Team forever!

I transport the teams to the forests of Endor. Xavier’s Annihilation Squad stands in disbelief at the team Alice’s owner has placed on the battlefield.

Darth Voltress: Is this a joke?!?!

Troll #3: Joke this b@$ch!!!!

Treasure Troll #3 leads his swarm of vampires into battle. The vampires scatter to the foliage and trees of Endor.

Darth Bane, Darth Voltress, and Darth Ocron use the force to hunt down the Vampires. They are able to locate Vampires #1-2, 5-7 and 13-15. Though the use of their lightsabers, the Sith either decapitate or pierce the undead hearts of the eight Vampires who all burst into clouds of dust.
Vampires #3-4 strike at T-X. Since the T-X is not human, the Vampires’ attack proves fruitless as the T-X destroys both Vampires #3-4 instantaneously.

Barricade and Bonecrusher meet Vampires #8-12 on the forest floor. The Vampires are unable to use any of their supernatural abilities on the Transformers and are soon destroyed.
Soaring in the skies above the battlefield are Ursa and Mary Embry.

Ursa: Let us split up. We can cover more area.

Embry: Sounds like a plan.

The two women split up and fly through the forest. Ursa is jumped on by Vampires #18-20. Ursa dispatches with all three Vampires. Embry is not so lucky as Vampires #26-34 crash down from the treetops, causing her to fall to the forest floor. A winded Embry is swarmed by Vampires #26-34. Although Embry is able to destroy Vampires #26, 29 and 32, the remaining Vampires manage to overpower her. Instead of killing her though, they “turn” her into one of their own.

Colonel John Matrix wades through the shrubbery like an expert, but is met by Vampires #8-12. They overpower Matrix and instead of killing him, “turn him.” The Scorpion King is surrounded and “turned” by Vampires #23-25. Black Tom Cassidy and Avalanche soon meet their own fates of being “turned” by Vampires #16-17, 33-34

Alice’s Wonder Team has a new outlook on its match with its new team members: Mary Embry, Colonel John Matrix, Scorpion King, Black Tom Cassidy and Avalanche, along with original Vampires #16-17, 21-25, 27-28, 30-31 and 33-34.

Troll #3: Exactly as I planned. . .

Colonel John Matrix, Scorpion King and Vampires #16-17 attack Metroplex. Although they damage Metroplex, the Terrorcons come upon the scene before any substantial damage is sustained by the Transformer. Hun-Grr, as a two headed dragon, destroys the Scorpion King, by ripping him apart. Colonel John Matrix and Vampires #16-17 destroy Blot. In response, Cutthroat, Rippersnapper and Sinnertwin are joined by Metroplex (still able to fight) and Hun-Grr. They kill Matrix and Vampires #16-17.

Black Tom Cassidy, with a forest full of objects to use, locates a large stump. With his undead and mutant abilities now combined, he locates Geo-Force flying through the woods. Cassidy uses the stump (through a concussive burst) to bat Geo-Force through the air. Geo-Force strikes a tree and crashes to the ground, unconscious. Vampires #27-28 and 30-31 jump the hero. Before the Vampires are able to “turn” him, the Vampires are destroyed by The Eradicator and Apocalypse. The Eradicator and Apocalypse then focus their attention on Cassidy. Although Cassidy puts up a fight, the two destroy him.

Avalanche focuses on the Sith Lords. Avalanche shoots vibrating waves from his hands to cause the ground beneath the Sith to swallow them up. Darth Bane and Darth Voltress escape. Darth Ocron is not so lucky and the engulfs the Sith and then comes together to crush the Lord. Enough of the focus is placed upon Ocron for Bane and Voltress to destroy Avalanche.

Mary Embry, super-powered, super-vampired and super-hot flies through the woods, searching for her prey. She spots Ursa and flies into her at tremendous speed. Ursa takes the brunt of the hit. Ursa, dazed, sees how to finish Embry. Ursa flies at Embry with all of her Kryptonian might and holds onto her as they speed to the ground. At the last second, Ursa releases Embry into a sharpened branch jutting from a partially destroyed tree. Embry hits the branch and bursts into a cloud of dust.

Troll #3 sees that his super-vampires are no more. He has a new plan – retreat. The remaining members of Xavier’s Annihilation Squad approach Troll #3 and his remaining Vampires #21-25, 33-34.

Treasure Troll #3: Damn you Annihilation Squad! Damn you all. . . TO HELL!!!!!

With those final words, Treasure Troll #3 and Vampires #21-25 and 33-34 retreat.

XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!!!