Monday, June 6, 2011

Consolation Round: Taco benderz vs Dope Fiends

The Tijuana Taco Benderz are: Bodybag and Mace Towani w/lazer sword, lazer gun and pokeball

Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are: Sardaukar Terror Trooper and Seperatist Commando

The second consolation match of the 2011 season gets ready to kick off as we get our first look at where this contest will take place. The two teams find themselves at the bottom of the pit from the cult classic "Army of Darkness".

The gears of the monsterous pit begin churning and we get underway. The Terror Trooper instantly earns the terror part of his name as he rushes forward and drop kicks Bodybag into the spiked walls of the pit, killing him. He then holds onto the spikes and begins a furious climb to the top of the pit.

Mace Towani shakes himself out of the stupor of seeing his teammate massacred and pulls out his pokeball. "Charizard, I choose YOU!" and launches the ball, but it's sHot out of the air by the Seperatist Commando as if he were skeet shooting. Towani immediatley turns his attention to the seperatist and begins firing, but there's not much cover for either man, so a gun fight is pretty useless.

Mace throws his lazer gun at the Commando who ducks it and rushes forward. Mace then begins to climb the walls of the pit, but stops after getting high enough to where he's out of the murky water. He holds onto the wall with one hand, and with the other fires up his lazer sword. He's hesitated long enough for the Seperatist to reach up and grab him by the ankle and just as Mace is about to swing his lazer sword and end the life of the Seperatist he hears a loud scream.

Mace looks up to see the body of the Terror Trooper falling right at him. Mace is unable to comprehend what he's seeing as he's struck by the falling body of the Sardaukarian. The Seperatist Commando jumps out of the way just in time, as the body of the Terror Trooper smashes into Mace Towani and sends them both hurtling to the bottom of the pit. The brutal impact kills both men, leaving only the Seperatist Commando to ascend to the top of the pit and retrieve the lightsaber for his team.

GRIFFIN'S HIGH MAINTENANCE DOPE FIENDS AND DESTROYERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!

2 comments:

Lickolas said...

Nice win Gryff

Josh the Commish said...

The purple lightsaber went to Duncan Idaho Ghola #8.