George Lucas Conference Final: Chapter IV

The Phoenix Force Entity screams over the forested area of the Playoff Planet.  Its fiery body sets flames to the tops of the trees.  Below, three bears are seen stumbling over each other in an effort to escape imminent doom.

Bedtime Bear: F@#k!  Why the f@#k is that thing coming at us?!?!  We’re just f@#kin’ bears!

Wish Bear:  ‘Cuz we kick a$$ in these matches and the Midgets know it!  They want to take us out so we can’t cause any problems for them!

Friend Bear: But the Phoenix Force Entity!  Bit of a g-dd@mn overkill isn’t it?!?!

Wish Bear:  They not only want to kill us; they want to eradicate us from existence!

A voice is heard from above: Funny you should say “eradicate.”

The Eradicator swoops down and rips off the head of Bedtime Bear.  The bear’s blue head falls at the feet of both Wish Bear and Friend Bear.

Wish Bear and Friend Bear (in unison): F@#K!!!!!

The bears run through the forest with Eradicator on their literal stubby tails.  Just as Eradicator is about to swoop down and destroy them both, he is struck by a flaming branch lodged from its place due to the Phoenix Force Entity.  The nuisance causes enough time for the bears to escape down a hole and out of sight.

Eradicator: Bears. . . come out to playay!  Bears. . . come out to playay!  BEARS. . . COME OUT TO PLAY!!!

Deep in their mud-encased hovel, both Wish Bear and Friend Bear look at each other.  Fear grips both their faces.