George Lucas Conference Final: Chapter V

The grassy hills establish a battle which is about to take place.  Baby Wolverine gnashes his teeth as he lines Fry Guy #1 in his sight. 

Baby Wolverine:   Gonna slice your legs off and then rip your furry body apart, FG1!

Baby Wolverine leaps at Fry Guy #1 and completes a perfect barrel roll, slashing the legs off the McDonalds’ character.  The mop top only manages to hobble a few feet away before the young mutant shreds the Horseman apart.   As Baby Wolverine turns, a mound of dirt bursts forth from the ground and he is met by searing flames. 

Bugs Bunny: What’s up doc?

The charring of flesh wafts through the air and the screams of Baby Wolverine echo as Bug Bunny sets his flamethrower upon the Marvel role.  Stitch bounds over the head of Bugs Bunny, appearing from the hole.  The alien slices off the head of Baby Wolverine with his green lightsaber.  The mutant falls. 

Beppo the Super Monkey flies to the scene.  

Beppo: Ook,  Ook, Aww Eeeeh!

Beppo uses his enhanced strength to smash Bugs Bunny’s flamethrower and then crush the rabbit’s face.  Bugs Bunny crumples to the ground in a bloodied mess.  Stitch acrobatically leaps, spins around and uses his lightsaber to connect with Beppo’s arm.  Beppo looks down, hollers and becomes enraged.  Although Kryptonian, the ape’s naturalistic instincts kick in and he flings his own pooh at the alien. 

Stitch is splattered with Beppo’s feces and the Disney jokester gags at the smell.  Beppo uses this distraction to his advantage and kills Stitch.  Beppo, now a little embarrassed at the loss of control, nonetheless shrugs and flies away.