George Lucas Conference Final: Chapter VII

Horatio Caine removes his sunglasses and looks to the waters from the beach.  He notices a dark object floating on the surface, thinking it is a log from the nearby forested lands.  Caine removes his sunglasses and using his Mandalorian armor, flies above the piece.  The CSI looks down, analyzes the item and picks it up.  Caine carries the object to the shore and gently lays it down.

Dr. Teresa Oblak stands over the corpse of her dog, Dexter.  The aura of her Tron light suit masks the tears that slowly trickle down her face.  Brandon Inge puts an arm around his teammate. 

Dr. Oblak:  Oh, my poor Dexter. . .

Horatio Caine removes the armor’s helmet:  Looks like that log was really (places sunglasses on his face again). . . your dog.

Dr. Oblak: What kind of monster does this to an animal?

As if in response to her inquiry, a guttural howl is emitted from the waters as Godzilla rises.  Brandon Inge uses his green lantern ring to encase himself, along with Caine and Oblak.  Godzilla’s foot skids off of the green dome.  Suddenly Megalon shoots from the water and knocks an already unbalanced Godzilla down.  The giant lizard falls, barely missing a crushing blow to his teammates.  Godzilla lifts himself up and the two behemoths begin a pitched battle.

Caine, Oblak and Inge watch the fight.

Caine:  Godzilla must have chewed Dexter up and spit him out. 

Oblak:  That doesn’t make sense, Godzilla would have swallowed him whole.  Dexter would not have gone in the waters without me.

A deadened Black Lantern Ryan Poteracki swoops in and laughs.

BL Poteracki:  Sorry sis, it wasn’t Godzilla. . .  I lured your dog. . . just had a hankering for some Korean. . .

Oblak:  You sick bastard!

Oblak throws her light disc, but Poteracki easily blocks it with his ring’s powers.

Meanwhile, He-Man’s glistening body runs up the beach with Star Sapphire #2 flying behind.

BL Poteracki:  Looks like a party!  Glad I’ve been working out!

BL Poteracki rips off his suit and is left with only a blackened, well-placed, throng bikini bottom.    

BL Poteracki: Now I fit in!

He-Man runs, in what appears to the naked eye, slow motion and jumps toward the trio.  The barely-clad warrior uses his sword to lop off the hand of Brandon Inge before the Tigers’ utility man can react.  The green lantern ring falls to the ground with his hand.  Defenseless, He-Man delivers an upper swipe of his sword and Inge loses his life at the hands of the Eternian protector. 

While Poteracki is mistakenly admiring his teammate He-Man, Oblak runs at the black lantern and takes both lightsabers, lopping off the head and legs of BL Poteracki.

Caine attempts to defend himself against the crushing blows of He-Man’s Power Sword with a shield and Taskmaster’s sword.  Nonetheless, the Miami red head can only hold the brute back for so long and he is eventually skewered.  Oblak uses both lightsabers against Star Sapphire #2, but falls just short and is killed.

Godzilla battles the Seatopian beast.  Megalon utilizes all of its weaponry by shooting lightning bolts from his horn and spitting napalm bombs from his mouth.  Godzilla falls to his knees and it looks like the Tokyo destroyer will succumb to Megalon.  In a last feat of strength though, Godzilla manages to rip off the drill hands of Megalon.   Wheeling at the damage caused by Godzilla, Megalon falls into Godzilla’s arms where the lizard cracks the neck of Megalon.  Megalon crashes into the ocean, causing a near tidal wave which sprays both He-Man and Star Sapphire #2. 

Godzilla ignores the two remaining Midgets and shrieks.  His clarion call falls on deaf ears as his teammates are gone and both He-Man and Star Sapphire #2 are flown away by the ring bearer.