Thursday, June 26, 2014

George Lucas Conference Final: Chapter XXI

Vulcan: Get out of there!!!

Vulcan screams at the top of his lungs to Batman.  The caped crusader bobs and weaves through empty vehicles and stationary objects to avoid being killed by Deadshot.  Deadshot has Batman lined up perfectly within his sight and fires.  Superman flies in front of his closest ally and the bullet ricochets off the Man of Steel’s chest.

Batman:  Thanks, friend.  It’s about time you showed up, by the way.

Superman:  Better late than never, Bruce.

Superman flies at Deadshot, but before he reaches the marksman, the Kryptonian is viciously struck by Eradicator.   The two super entities careen out of control and through several buildings before slowing down to a halt.  Eradicator though, is no where to be seen.

Deadshot focuses on Batman again now that Superman is no longer a feasible threat.  Before he fires his gun, Deadshot is lassoed by Wonder Woman.  Wonder Woman pulls the line tight and turns to see Darkseid walking toward the two.  Darkseid increases his size to that of the Hulk and stands over Deadshot.

Darkseid: Torture to obtain information is severely overrated.

Darkseid uses his right hand to crush the skull of Deadshot.  The assassin’s eyes bug out from his skull and blood shoots out of the sockets as Darkseid crushes Deadshot’s head. 

Batman removes himself from safe cover, walking toward Darkseid and Wonder Woman.  Before he reaches the safety of his teammates, He-Man hurtles himself over a car at an unsuspecting Batman.  He-Man uses his sword and strength to cut Batman in half despite the detective’s body armor.  Batman lies in two pieces on the ground. 

Meanwhile, across the way, Superman searches for Eradicator in the devastation caused by the two combatants.  As Kal-El walks among the debris, a one-armed Beppo howls and jumps behind Superman, in an attempt to strangle him.  Superman falls to the floor, but manages to reach behind the monkey due to its sustained injury.

Superman:  Sorry, my friend.

A sickening crack is heard as Superman snaps Beppo’s neck. 

3 comments:

Ryan said...

Wow..... And like that, Batman is taken out.

Wow.

Josh the Commish said...

Stop whining. He's just a dude, up against super heroes. It's why the team he was on in his first incarnation never did jack.

Ryan said...

OR it's because he was on a team that was never actually ran by anyone.