Barack and Miley's Commandos Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids

The Commandos are: Iorek Byrnison, Lyra Belacqua, Pantalamion, Will Perry, Kirjava, Olivia Moore, Clairly Fray, Dora, Boots, Backpack, The Map, Katy Perry, Hannah Montana, Mikael, Estre, Freya, Finn, Elijah, Niklaus, Henrik, Rebekah, Kol, and Hope Mikaelson, Martian Manhunter, Faora, Human Bomb, Dark Phoenix, Zombie Nichol Valdez, and Ewok Child #9.

The Sith Aids are Poseidon, Killer Croc, Zombie Iceman, Zombie Abomination, Opee Sea Killer #9-10, and Sharkticon #15-17.



In the water's outside Otoh gungah, Iorek Byrnison, Lyra Bolacqua and Lyra Bolacqua's pet named pantalamion are drinking coffee in a underwater cafe. Iorek is talking about how his fur is the softest fur that any bear has ever had. Lyra is agreeing. Pantalamion is chasing her own face and eyeing Will Perry and more importantly his pet named Kirjava. Kirjava is giving Pantalamion a death glare for even looking it's way in the first place. Then all of the sudden everyone in all the cafe's down the street have customers dying because of something in their coffee, they were all poisoned by Killer croc. They died terrible, agonizing deaths, even the pets. Dora is lost when she see's all the people around her dying of the horrible coffee. Dora, Backpack, boots and the map are all hyperventilating over the fact that they witnessed murder. Dora and the others are having a hard time breathing and begging Sharkticons #15,16 and 17 to put them out of their misery. The sharticons come rushing over and Dora starts pulling on sharkticon #15's kneck, so his head comes off. The Other two Sharkticons put Dora and the rest of her gang out of there misery. The sharkticons walk away to get some coffee they have been hearing about that is to “die for.” Human bomb comes out off the coffee shop and catches his breath when he realizes he had drank poisonis coffeee, he then dies, both sharkticons are by his side dying of the dame mistake.Olivia Moore is on the surface because she cannot breathe underwater but after seeing her good friend Dora go under water and die she goes under the water to find out who did this horrible thing only to realize she can't breath underwater and dies instantly when tons of water enters her lungs suffocating her to death. Zombie iceman realizes his enemy, Olivia Moore has gone for a underwater swim and since he wants to beat Olivia at everything he goes under as well only to die the second he goes underwater by a opee sea killer that comes by and pokes him in the heart. Above water, Hannah Montana and Katy Perry are having a sing\swim off with one another. Katy Perry wins by default when opee sea killer #10 comes by and Hannah and the opee kill each other, Hannah with her pointy microphone and the opee with it's terrible dancing that made him trip and fall on top of Hannah. Poseidon comes rushing in after seeing the sing off. He is so dumbfounded that he starts spinning around in circles and stabs himself, Dark pheonix, the witch Freya, Niklaus, Finn, Elijah, Henrik and Rebekah the vampires He also kills the baby Hope and martian Man hunter with his giant trident in one large swing. Zombie Nichol valdez swims down into the water from the surface above to grab poseidon's disregarded trident. Nicole grabs the trident then swims up where she stabs herself down the throat when trying to eat the top of the trident. Then, Opee sea killer #9 comes by and eats the poisoned bodies from the cafe then dies of the poison like the bodies he digested, but right before Opee dies he swims over to Clary Fray and Faora and eats them whole, killing them with himself. Killer Croc then comes for his revenge on Katy Perry and Ewok Child #9, both of them had pulled a prank on Croc in 6th grade. It was about time for revenge. Killer Croc swims over to them both near the shore where they are having a meaningful conversation about whales and how the weather effects them. Croc swims over to give them both his special coffee that he had spent years perfecting, the blueish color is perfect. Croc hand them the drink and the both thank him for the drink that they desperately needing. Both the Ewok and Katy drink the wonderful blue coffee then die 3.25 seconds later. Croc is so happy he finally got his revenge for the mustache they drew on him while he fell asleep in Science class. Finally he has gotten his revenge! Then Ester the witch and Kol the half vampire, half witch comes walking by to see what the commotion is. All they had heard was a evil laugh coming from the distance. They both see Croc and dead bodies and are about to alert the water police but Croc see's them and knows that they know to much so he comes over and forces them to drink his remaining poisoned coffee. They both die 3.25 seconds later. Croc is so happy that he has won and gotten his revenge that he starts doing his happy dance, but Zombie Abomination does not like his happy dance so he comes over and bites Croc's head off. Abomination is so happy that he starts doing his own happy dance around the bodies floating next to him.