Season 9, Week 2: B3 vs. The Super Kitties

The Super Kitties are: Godzilla, Seaworms 7 & 8, Sharkticons #27-30, Ice Bros. 8 & 9 on an amphibious ATV, Ice Bros. #10, Kingdom Come Aquaman, Sharkboy, and Mogwai #2.
B3 is: Aquaman, Topo, Karaquan, Llyron, Bloodtide, Dragonrider, Manowar, Sea Leopard, 2 Headed Shark, Black Lantern Mephisto, and Beta Ray Bill.

Alone together in the waters of Otah Gungah, the Super Kitties were growing impatient. Kingdom Come Aquaman and Sharkboy patrolled the depths with waning vigilance; Godzilla’s stomach roared out in hunger, sending tremors through the water’s surface. The deep growl sounded ominously woodchipper-esque. “We’ve waited long enough!” proclaimed KC Aquaman. “The enemy is clearly not going to show, where is Daveatu and our default victory?” Sharkboy surfaced beside him. “Daveatu? Dude, we’re gonna be here forever. Why are they still letting him Watch?” I cast my reflection in the water before them. “Probably because I'm a certified badass and all you grow up to be is a sparkly werewolf or something.”
“I'm Sharkboy, not Taylor Lautner.”
“You're a butt pirate. Where’s the Beckerteam?” I asked. Shark-jerk rolled his eyes. “They didn't show, shouldn't you know that?”
“What? No, that's not right, Beckerman said they were sent. I have an idea, follow me.”
A few… crap, what are ocean-miles measured in again? A few dozen of those away, a hideous cube of pink fleshiness floated in the water. Nearly the size of Godzilla’s head, the thing stank of sweat and processed meat. I recognized it immediately. “Anybody smaller than Godzilla better stand back. This is a wild Spam Filter, made from potted meat and clammy malice. It serves an important role in keeping things clean, but occasionally it catches something important. Looks like it sucked up B3, they're still alive in there but it's definitely gonna take me an extra… 5 days tops to get this match sorted out and-” Sharkboy’s claws and teeth appeared as his rage grew. “Now you're just screwing with us!” I threw up my water-reflection-hands. “You want to cry about it? Fine! You figure it out, go crazy bro!” I left their presence. I really was just screwing with them, I knew they'd figure it out fast. The whole team was in uproar, shouting amongst each other and cursing my name, it was great. Godzilla, hangry from lack of charred opponent snacks, grabbed the heinous wad of “meat” in his jaws. He began to thrash his head wildly in an attempt to bite through the rubbery prison, seemingly in vain, until a moist crackling sound sputtered out of the Spam Filter. Godzilla looked proud, at first, then confused, then disgusted as a pinkish ooze began to fill his mouth from lesions in the damaged cube. He spat the mass out as the ooze pushed through, straining harder and harder against the oily flesh of the thing until it finally tore apart, all at once being replaced by the rapidly growing Manowar. Free from the horrors of the Spam Filter, he shrunk back to release the teammates who had become engulfed in his expansive escape. “Thank you, Manowar. Let’s never speak of this again”, Said Aquaman as he brushed off some sticky residue from either Manowar or the SPAM™ brand meat substitute. Reacting quickly, the Ice Bros on the ATV and the one resting up on Daddy Godzilla’s shoulder began to hurl icy death at the Jellyfish-Man. The cold gradually began to stiffen his membranous surface, but he responded by lashing out at the ATV with a heavy swing of a tentacle. The ATV exploded more dramatically than might be realistic, I don't know how dramatically ATVs typically explode. As Ice Bro #10 continued to pelt Manowar from above, the Super Kitties’ four Sharkticons rose up from below to begin tearing at him. As the other Fathom Four rushed to aid him, the Seaworms began to crash in and out of the water around their fight. Black Lantern Mephisto, seemingly unconcerned with the heat of the battle around him, was holding Mogwai #2 in one hand. “Oh right, these things. Better keep this one dry” he said as he incinerated the fluffy little gremlin. Beta Ray Bill went after Godzilla, finding him to be more resilient than expected. He managed to bash the remaining Ice Bro off the lizard’s shoulder, but in a fatal error, he tried to swing for Godzilla’s face but found himself torched and chomped out of the air, the first victim to Godzilla's powerful munchies.Sharkboy was caught in Topo’s tightening grip, but he began to viciously chew through the octopuses arms, quickly bleeding him out. As for the Fathom Five, they took out the Sharkticons and seaworms but at the cost of their own lives. Kingdom Come Aquaman and regular-type Aquaman had sought each other out, each seeking to prove himself as the one true Aquaman. “You think you're a true ruler of Atlantis?” KC asked as they clashed. “You and your whole team were sucked up by some ridiculous sea-spam before the battle had even begun.” Aquaman Classic gave a sharp glare. “Not the whole team.” Two Headed Shark burst out on Aquaman’s mental cue, swallowing Sharkboy whole before proceeding to harass Godzilla. Godzilla wouldn't be showed up by such a laughable creature, and he grabbed it from the water to grab a bite out of it. “Is that all you've got?” KC Aquaman scoffed. “Not even close” said Aquaman. From deeper down still, a terrible groan was uttered that sent large bubbles floating to the surface. The Karaquan made his appearance all at once, completely overwhelming the unprepared Godzilla. KC Aquaman yelled out in fury and delivered a killing blow to Aquaman. As he turned to the Karaquan, he was met with instead by the face of Black Lantern Mephisto, who seized him by the throat before everything went black.