Aladdin and Princess Jasmine ride Magic Carpet, Abu in
tow. The three are in good spirits, but
still alert as they expect the Royal Highness to show its face any moment. The
Disney characters, notwithstanding their predicament, break into song.
Aladdin:
A whole new world
Princess
Jasmine: A whole new world
Aladdin:
That's where we'll be
Princess
Jasmine: That's where we'll be
Aladdin:
A thrilling chase
Princess
Jasmine: A wondrous place
Both:
For you and me
As the couple finishes their lyrics, the immense maw of Sandworm #1A explodes from the sands, opening its mouth to swallow the Slaves whole. Magic Carpet reacts to the behemoth and skirts away, barely escaping instant death.
As the couple finishes their lyrics, the immense maw of Sandworm #1A explodes from the sands, opening its mouth to swallow the Slaves whole. Magic Carpet reacts to the behemoth and skirts away, barely escaping instant death.
Aladdin: That was close!!!
Princess
Jasmine: Too close! Where is that Genie
when you need him?!?!
Aladdin
whips out a lamp from his back pack and begins to furiously rub the piece. Smoke erupts and Genie appears.
Aladdin: About time you showed up!
Genie: Hey, nobody called until just now! What do you need, my master?
Aladdin: Look below!
Genie
sees Sandworm #1A re-enter into the desert’s ground, a wave of sand following
the undulating form just below the surface.
Genie: Ooooh, I’ve never been a Sandworm before!
POOF!
Two
sandworms burst from the desert.
Sandworm #1A fights a blue Genie-Sandworm. The two tear into each other and a monstrous
battle ensues. At the end, Sandworm #1A
shudders and dies, not able to survive the wounds inflicted by Genie-Sandworm.
POOF!
Genie
flies next to Magic Carpet, laughing at his success. Feeling somewhat safer
than before, Magic Carpet lowers itself closer to the desert with Aladdin,
Jasmine and Abu still aboard. Suddenly,
a blast of sand rips into Jasmine. The
princess falls. Magic Carpet is unable
to reach her before she plunges to her death, breaking her neck on the ground
below. The remaining members of the
Slaves see streams of sand form into an individual; it is Sandman; he is the
cause of her death.
Flint
Marko looks down at a dead Jasmine.
Sandman: Mission
accomplished.
Aladdin: Noooooo!
An
enraged Abu defecates on his hands and begins to throw feces at Sandman,
striking him several times. In response
to the poop, Sandman increases in size and as Magic Carpet attempts to avoid
the villain, Marko manages to pluck Aladdin off the carrier. He crushes Aladdin between his fingers and throws
the thief and his wares next to his deceased love.
Genie
reacts and forms, in essence, his own sand creation. As he is about to tussle with Sandman, the
Genie screams and POOF!
Sandman
turns around and sees a crushed lamp in between the hands of Steel Doomsday;
Genie is gone. Sandman then focuses his
attention on the monkey and carpet. Marko
creates a sandstorm, weighing the carpet down.
Steel Doomsday leaps to where Magic Carpet and Abu crash land. Steel Doomsday rips Magic Carpet apart and
steps on Abu’s head, instantly killing the primate.
Sandman
and Steel Doomsday look at one another in triumph for the Royal Highness team.
2 comments:
"Exit light.
Enter night.
Take my hand.
Off to Nevernever Land!"
-Enter Sandman.
Maybe if everyone threw their poop we would have seen a different outcome.
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