George Washington's House Elves Vs. Two Hungry Dino-Mites w/ Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight

George Washington's House Elves are Bob, Linda, Tina, Jean, & Louise w/ Teddy, Wizard, Warrior, Valkyrie, & Elf, Dick Tracey, Hannibal Lectur, Janet Reno (w/ wooden armor), John Schlade, Prince Andrew, Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Harry & Meghan w/ Archie, Winston Churchill, & Dothraki #1 w/ his Horse.

Two Hungry Dino-Mites w/ Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Chirrut Imwe, Baze Malbus, Casssian Andor, K-2SO, Bo Schembechler, Jim Harbough, George Bailey, Sam Wainwright, Coruscant Underworld Police (CUP), Green Day: Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, & Tre' Cool, & Rebel Soldier #5-7.

The family who runs the small town favorite restaurant Bob's Burger has had quite a day, but they relax afterwards as a family.

Linda: Wow Bob, that really was quite a day.

Bob: Yeah, hope this doesn't become a regular thing on Sundays; but at least business was good. It seems like everybody paid their checks before all the carnage happened.

Linda: Yeah Bob, it was crazy. At least the kids are safe.

Bob: Wish I could say the same for our new teammates.

Linda: Looks like all the bills were accounted for, except for that LGBT Couple that sat at the end of the counter. I think their names were Baze and Chirrut.

Bob: No, they didn't eat anything. I think they said they were trying to be Vegans or something.

Linda: I thought they were trying to be Jedis.

Bob: Vegans, Jedis, I think that's the same thing isn't it??

Louise: Those aren't the same thing Dad.

Bob: Either way, they didn't eat anything. Just took up a seat and drank water before that Wizard and his three buddies with the Renaissance Festival costumes came in and murdered them. Which was pretty awkward; but pretty good from a cash flow perspective if I'm gonna be honest.

Linda: Well Bob, let's not forget that those Vegans did kill that Dothraki guy, even though he was all sad, crying in his milkshake after his teammate Hannibal ate his horse.

Jean: They weren't Vegans, they were Jedis..... Sort of.

Bob: To be fair, the rest of the team did say that eating that horse was far better than what Epstein and the Prince were going to do with it.

Linda: It did bother me that Dr. Lectur brought in his own outside food. I really thought you were going to say something to him Bob. It's why I wouldn't give him free refills on his Sprite. Not to mention that I don't want people thinking horseburgers are something we serve here. Word gets out and people start to talk.

Bob: I know Linda. You're right. I was going to say something; but I was so busy serving Coach Bo & Coach Jim burgers for their eating contest that the time got away from me.

Tina: It wasn't much of a contest when Bo won 9 to 3; but nobody seems to care about that.

Bob: But, you are right Linda. If I would have kicked Dr. Lectur out earlier than he wouldn't have been able to start eating Bo & Jim and they would have ordered even more burgers.

Linda: Oh well Bob, ya live and ya learn. I will say, that it sure was nice having live music in here for the first time ever. Green Day sounded great and it sure did bring in a lot of customers. It's too bad this ended up being their last show, considering that the Gauntlet guys ended up killing all three of them. But then again Green Day's mosh pit was pretty deadly. I can't say I was too bummed to see Lectur trampled, but that John Schlade seemed like a nice, Christian, young man.

Bob: Packed is an understatement Linda. I didn't think our place was ever going to clear out. Only that Cassian fellow is still here finishing his dinner.

Louise: The blue Warrior was scary.

Bob: Yeah. There were some scary folk about here. Glad that Imperial robot killed all those mythology types, couldn't believe he self-destructed in the process. But having all that royalty in here was really weird. I guess as soon as they fall out of favor over in the U.K. They just end up filtering in to places like this. That Meghan chick doesn't seem very loyal either. She kept flirting with that George Bailey fellow; but he refused to help her down from the stool. I was happy, she was a pretty arrogant gal and there was something special about that George Bailey, I felt really rich being his friend. But that wealthy guy, his buddy Sam.... Ugh. My skin still crawls every time I think about him saying Hee Haw. Weird that George and Sam were just collateral damage when Sir Winston Churchill turned on his own team and started yelling “God Save the Queen” while he gunned down Harry, Meghan, Archie, & Andrew. Guess he thought that he was the only true Englishman in here. And it took Winston so long to find that Epstein guy hiding behind the counter. That dude sure didn't want to die. I thought it was a bit much when Ol' Winston yanked his belt off and strangled the dude. It was a rough exchange; but Epstein certainly wasn't going to kill himself. And then those Rebel Soldiers came after Churchill next. Those Rebels just kept walking right towards him, like they were used to fighting people with terrible aim or something??...?? Winston just picked them off one by one.

Linda: But poor Teddy I can't stop thinking about. I can't believe he is gone. What was wrong with that Coruscant Underworld Policeman anyway?? I can't believe he accused our Teddy of selling loose deathsticks and then strangled him to death right in front of those cell phone cameras. Dick Tracey sure took care of him though. He sure does dislike corrupt cops. Detective Tracey sure is one o f the good ones. I can't believe our last customer Captain Cassian gunned Dick and Sir Winston down from behind like that; but I guess this is a deathmatch after all.

Bob: That fight between him and Attorney General Reno in her wooden armor was quite a sight to see though. Pretty random since the only people who would even understand that silly wooden armor reference aren't even in the FFL anymore. I guess they didn't have laser blasters in mind when they designed that armor. Probably worked just fine back in Waco though.

Linda: It's kind of scary that he is still here Bob. Cassian, I mean. He seems like a nice guy; but him and us being alive is probably the only reason the match hasn't ended yet. The kids and I are going to hang back; why don't you go and talk to him and see if we can end this terrible match?? I hope he doesn't murder you, Bob.

Bob: Yeah, that's probably a good idea.



Bob: Umm, Hello Captain Andor, how was your meal?? That's a really nice blaster you have on the counter. Can I get you anything else besides the check??

Cassian: No, thanks Bob. The burger was delicious. I'm really sorry I'm going to have to shoot you and your family now; but war does terrible things to people. I really can't tell you how much I enjoyed the food and the quaint atmosphere of your place though.

Bob: Thanks for the compliments Captain Andor. I figured you were going to say something like that. Which is why we poisoned your burger. You didn't really think my family and I weren't going to get at least one kill in our only home court advantage match did you?? You're going to die in about 15 seconds. Your bill comes to $11.47.