Alice's Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (designated leader), Apocylypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Jill Valentine, Ram Man, Lucca Brazzi, Sith Lord #1 & 2, Vampire #1-24, Mummy #1-6, Goblin #1-8, & Storm Trooper #50.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid (designated leader), Achilles, Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, Miho, Charleton Heston, Havok, Chris & Julie Artrip, Simon Bellmont, Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Blur, Prowl, Springer, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Road Buster, Punch/Counterpunch, Starscream, Ramjet, Sunstorm, Tripticon, & Six-Shot.
Head Coach Vandal Savage, has granted permission to Achilles to reform his famous Myrmidons. Achilles has chosen only a select few to be a part of this elite group of fighters. Through careful analysis of the whole roster he hand-picked Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, and "Deadly little" Miho. Achilles wastes no time going on the offensive as him and the 4 Myrmidons go charging through the ranks of Alice's Wonder Team. Achilles & Miho get tied up for a moment with Leeloo as she evades their first couple of hits but the other 3 run right past them knowing that they do not need any help. Achilles smacks Leeloo in the face with his shield dizzying her severely while Miho slices open her throat. The 2 of them catch up to their companions and the 5 Myrmidons have no problem slaughtering a small group led by Carlos Olivera that consisted of Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Lucca Brazzi, & Storm Trooper #50. They then split up, with Achilles and Taskmaster taking out the 8 goblins and Deathstroke, Miho, & Sabertooth laying waste to 2 mummies each. Achilles & his Myrmidons regroup at the center of the city's dowtown area as the 24 Vampires come out of the nearby alley. Achilles looks at his men and says "This is going to be good", but Six-Shot suddenely lands in the road behind them and Heston, Chris and Julie all jump out. Heston yells "Achilles, come on, you know the plan get your men out of there". Achilles yells back "We can handle them". Julie says "Darkseid needs you back now" and Chris adds "The orders come from Vandal Savage himself". Achilles can see that his men do not want this controversy so he and the Myrmidons rush back to Six-Shot and he takes off. Six-Shot then flies to the top of one of the nearby buildings and lands. He opens up his hatch for Achilles, Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, Miho, Heston, & the Fizzles to get out. Once they are out Six-Shot flies away. Achilles looks around the empty roof top and says "So what is this great plan you spoke of". Heston says "we wait here and the Transformers take care of the Vampires". Achilles screams "WHAT! we leave the best fighter the world has ever seen vacationing on a roof top while we watch awkward robots fight"! Deathstroke adds "What the hell is going on, those vampires would be dead by no if you left us down there". Artifact replies with "the Vampires are already dead, and they feed on human flesh. That's why Darkseid's making the Transformers fight them, I thought you supposedly used more of your brain than the rest of us". Things are starting to get intense when Heston puts a stop to the conversation by saying "Shut Up, all of you. We have are orders, there is no use complainning about them". Darkseid orders the Transformers to attack the 24 Vampires using there sharpened 4x4 treated wood attachments that were designed and installed by Sparkplug and widdled into large stakes by the Amazons in the locker room. Darkseid then calls over Havok and Simon Bellmont and tells them "it is up to us to stop the Alices, I'll take the leader if you 2 can handle the other one". Darkseid approaches Ex. Alice and she comes at him with speed that is amazing for a human. She tries to break into the brain of Darkseid but the pure evil is to much for her to control. She lands quite a few hits on Darkseid but they do not have a huge effect on him unlike the first hit he lands on her which sends her flying into the brick wall next to them. She jumps up to continue the fight but Darkseid has taken aim with his Omega Beams and he destroys her with his evil glance. Ap. Alice faces off against Havok and Simon Bellmont. Alice kicks Havok in the stomach sending him into a lampost and then moves towards Bellmont. Simon gets knocked into the wall by Alice but he wraps his whip around her legs from the ground. Alice fires her .40 caliber pistol into Simon's head from above him but as she goes to move she is slightly tripped up by Simon's whip which gives Havok the oppurtunity to blast her full of more solar energy than anyone could stand. Tripticon and the Dinobots do not really understand the whole "a stake through the heart is the only way to kill them thing" so the plan is for them to knock the vampires down and let the seakers and the Autobots stake them through the heart without any of them being harmed. The Vampires fight fiercely with the Transformers but Deathstroke, from on top of the building notices through his monocular that 4 more figures were approaching the battle. Deathstroke tells his Captain, Achilles and Achilles says "That's it, we move; Myrmidons: follow me". Heston chimes in with "we're supposed to stay up here". Achilles says "4 more enemies are approaching that Darkseid did not take into account; myself and the Myrmidons are going down there, I could not possibly be more appathetic to whether or not you 3 come along". They do follow as the 8 of them run down the 20 flights of stairs in record time. Darth Deez, Darth Nutz, Jill Valentine, and Ram Man are about to lend a hand to the Vampires when the Myrmidons show up. The vampires actually do manage to kill Sideswipe in the fight but other than that the plan seems to have worked, and the vampires are all methodically killed one by one. Ram Man rams Springer into a large billboard and damages him pretty good but Deathstroke, Sabertooth, and Taskmaster rush over to help him. The 3 of them first avoid being rammed and then Deathstroke manages to knock Ram Man's Axe out of his hand. Taskmaster then takes his sword and sticks into the small area where the disarmed Ram Man's face is exposed in his armor and kills him. Achilles and Miho move against Darth Deez. They swiftly move out of the way of every swing of his lightsaber and then they go in for the kill. Miho disarms Lord Deez literally as she cuts his right arm off at the elbow and then Achilles finishes him off by decapitating the Sith Lord. Their arrogance costs them though as they spend one second to long gloating over their victory. Jill Valentine and Darth Nutz come jumping in to avenge the death of Lord Nutz's master with a couple of WWE style double drop kicks. Deathstroke, Taskmaster, & Sabertooth run over to help their fellow Myrmidons but they cannot get there in time. Jill & Lord Nutz knock the swords out of the hands of Achilles and Miho and then go in for the kill but just before they can deliver the necessary fatal blow Chris tackles Jill Valentine out of the way and Heston does the same to Darth Nutz. Chris loses his Beretta in the fall but Julie picks it up just as fast as it hit the ground and uses it to shoot Darth Nutz several times in the chest. Jill Valentine is severely outnumbered as she pops up and starts running; and is allowed to escape with her life. Achilles stands up and calls his team to attention as he points to Heston and the Artrips and says "Attention Horsemen of Apokolips meet the 3 new members of the Myrmidons".
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
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Fuck yeah!
IS THERE NO ONE ELSE!?!
I thought for sure there was going to be a 9mm joke at the end there. lol.
great story!
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