Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

Head Coach: King Leonidas

Roster

Guy Gardner

G'Nort

Howard the Duck

Booster Gold

Brock Sampson

Kyle Rayner

Beatrix Kiddo (The Bride)

Ted Nugent

Sandworm #1-13

Jedi Master #20

Ginaz Swordsmen #10

Greedo

Dorf

Jedi Youngling #39 & 40

Shatterstar

Hydro-Man

Juggernaut

Batgirl

The Planeteers (and that stupid monkey)

Jason the Red Ranger

Zack the Black Ranger

Billy the Blue Ranger

Trini the Yellow Ranger

Kimberly the Pink Ranger

Mystery Inc.: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, & Scooby-Doo

Scooby-Dumb

Mecha Godzilla

Caramon Majere

Raistlin Majere

Rancor #1 & 2

Ewok #4-40

Blossom

Bubbles

Buttercup

U.S. Marine #1-100

Clone Trooper #26-80

Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #10

Navy Seal #28-32

The Technibots

Ron Popeil

Empty Roster Spots: 10

Vehicles

Speeder Bike

Motorcycle

Go-Cart

What's Going on in the Locker Room

The Murderflies' locker room looks more like a port side bar meets malt shop than a small military headquarters but it does not seem to bother head coach King Leonidas. The only problem that they have run into is that they still have not found a great means of keeping the Sandworms happy without casualties. Their Sandworms are growing at a rapid rate and are creating a huge amount of melange but throughout the year it has cost them the lives of Ewoks #4, 12, 17, & 39, Marines #5, 25, & 86, as well as Clone Troopers #41 & 72. The rapid rate at which these sandworms have grown and harvested has created a situation where every single person on the team is quite intensely addicted to the spice making them move quicker, have better awareness, and in some cases give them the ability to see the future as well as some limited telepathic powers. The ability to harvest the melange has also been made much easier with the advent of the patented Ronco spice scooper which is available this one time only for the low low price of $15,999.92 but only if you call before you are done reading this paragraph. Ewok #5 was at one point sent away for some substance abuse counciling but at the request of the team was pulled out because he is a great means of comic relief for the whole squad (you haven't lived until you have seen a drunk Ewok with "blue within blue" eyes hide behind a Spartan King and try to convince Shatterstar that it wasn't him this time that put his sword in the toilet: Pricless. The Watchers are predicting a big season for The Power Rangers. The Murderflies have 15 balls in the draft lottery.