George Washington's Slaves

Head Coach: George Washington

Roster

Yoda

Kybuck

Optimus Prime

Jason Bourne

Fidel Castro

Sayid Jarrah

Cosmos

Collossus

Sauron

Al Dawg

Capt. Kirk

T-1000

Thor

Fizzle

Sgt. Slaughter

Red Dog

Mercer

Taurus

Admiral Ackbar

Santa Claus w/ Rudolf, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, & Blitzen

Bebop

Rocksteady

Robert E. Lee

Jack Daniels

Jedi Master #1-19

Martian Manhunter

Suk Doctor #1-5

Spongebob Squarepants

Crash Bandicoot

Sonny (I-Robot)

Sandworm #15-20

Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #7-18

Ginaz Swordsmen #1-9, & 17-19

Bender Bending Rodriguez

William Wallace

Cave Dump

Starship Trooper #1-50

Ki Adi Mundi

Zack Morris

A.C. Slater

Samuel "Schreech" Powers

Jesse Spano

Lisa Turtle

Kelly Kapowski

Hound

Jimmy Nuetron

Huckleberry Hound

Sonny Chiba

Ryan Poteracki

Amy Damico

Bill Clinton

Hillary Clinton

Moe

Larry

Curly

Jedi Youngling #1-38

Metroid #19 & 20

Jabba the Hutt

Gollum

Gonzo

Kamilla

Stewie Griffin

Brian Griffin

Peter Griffin

Meg Griffin

Lois Griffin

Chris Griffin

Roller

Wild Man #1-6

Fell Beast #1-10

Cthulu

Marty Mcfly

Beowolf

Ben Linus

Gargamel

Azrael

Wedge Antilles

Uncle Buck

Jerry Seinfeld

Elaine Benus

George Castanza

Cosmo Kramer

Alvin

Simon

Theodore

Dave Seville

Barney Fife

Andy of Mayberry

Rocky Balboa

Stonewall Jackson

Tony the Tiger

Shaak Ti

Frankenstein

Ryan Burke

Arisia

Ron Jeremy

Bilbo Baggins

Bart Simpson

Duncan Idaho Ghola #7

Bill Rieser

Lance Bean

Kyle Reese

Crimmell

Corbin Dallas

Wesley Willis

Yoshi

Empty Roster Spots: 5

Vehicles

X-Wing

F-22

Stealth Bomber

Go-Cart

What's Going on in The Locker Room

Patience....... For the Jedi it is time to win as well is what Yoda and head coach George Washington have been telling the players in the locker room. This is a team that has done an excellent job of preparing for the future by training a huge flock of Jedi Younglings under the tutelage of Master Yoda. But it may not just be future success that this team is looking for considering that the only 2 teams George Washington's Slaves have ever lost to are the two teams that squared off in The Universe Bowl. The locker room of this team is strong and structured, and moral is high as they go in to seaon 2. Yoda has even reformed the Jedi Council to include himself, Ki Adi Mundi, Shaak Ti, and Jedi Masters #1-7, as well as Martian Manhunter & Santa Claus for a new yet perhaps strange insight into the force. Unfortunetely Wild Men #1,3, & 6 did all lose lives at different times when it was their turn to feed the Sandworms, but this danger also had its positive points due to the fact that the members of this team have a slight addiction to the spice melange which is what is secreted by the Sandworms. This sounds bad, and at times can be dangerous but it has actually given The Slaves a hightened sense of awareness while also increasing their stregth and speed. George Washington, along with Yoda and Optimus Prime have made sure that no member of the team goes to far with this addiction but for the most part the side effects have been mostly good. The only other negative occurrences involved Fell Beast #8 who mistook Theodore (the chipmunk) for some food and swallowed him whole. This was also the same Fell Beast that a slightly mentally "influenced" Al Dawg thought was a llama which resulted in a death for him as well. The Watchers are predicting a big season for Jason Bourne. George Washington's Slaves have 5 balls in the draft lottery.