Monday, September 22, 2008

Reign Supremacy

Head Coach: Alfred

Roster

Batman

Robin

Smaug

Iron Man

Chuck Norris

Cyborg Superman

Peter Venkman

Ray Stanz

Egon Spengler

Winston Zeddimore

Capt. Malcom Reynolds

Zoe

Wash

Book

Anora

Jane

River Tam

Simon Tam

Kaylee Frye

Mega Man

Rush

Capt. America

Starfire

Raven

Mario

Luigie

Sebastian the Crab

Tim Cheveldae

Paul Coffey

Steve Yzerman

Bryan Murray

Yaddle

Jedi Knight #36-50

Snow Trooper #26-45

Blade

Ax-battler

Tyrius Flare

Gilleus Thunderhead

Joe Levine

Danny Ocean

Rusty

Linus Caldwell

Virgil Malloy

Turk Malloy

Yen

Frank Catton

Bashar Tarr

Saul Bloom

Livingston Dell

Rueben Tishkoff

Timmell

Immell #1-20

Cyborg

Elite Clone Trooper #21-40

Olif Golzig

Upgraded Agent #1-3

Wookie Soldier #31-50

Sledgehammer

Ape Soldier #1-25

Naboo Soldier #1-20

Death Adder

Starship Trooper #51-99

Sgt Mike Shinsky

Sandra Bullock

Shannon Pilkinton

Jared Pilkinton

Zombie #1 & 2

Ewok #49

Ewok #51

Theoden King

Peregrin Took

Eomer

Eomer's Men (The Rohirim) #1-6

Sandra O

Empty Roster Spots: 8

Vehicles

Speeder Bike

Tank

What's Going on in the Locker Room

Much like The Legion of Doom this team was in limbo for some time but they have been put under new managment and seem to have high hopes for the future. This team seems to have a lot of talent yet that did not prevent them from having an absolutely horrible seaon 1. With a good draft and a little patience this team could be a power house one day especially if they continue to hang onto the 20 Immells that have sat on their bench all season long. The empty genetic templates known as Immells will probably not be ready until the play-offs but they were interlaced and intermixed with the following gene templates:
Immell #1: Chuck Norris & Cyborg Superman
Immell#2: Batman & Tim Cheveldae
Immell #3: Robin & Bryan Murray
Immell #4: Yaddle & Paul Coffey
Immell#5: Steve Yzerman & Capt. America
Immell #6: Mega Man & Cyborg
Immell #7: Joe Levine & Gilleus Thunderhead
Immell #8: Shannon Pilkinton & Tyrius Flare
Immell #9: Jared Pilkinton & Ax-battler
Immell #10: Starfire & Jedi Knight #36
Immell #11: Raven & Jedi Knight #50
Immell #12: Capt. Malcom Reynolds & Danny Ocean
Immell #13: Zoe & Egon Spengler
Immell #14: Timmel & River Tam
Immell #15: Olif Golzig & Winston Zeddimore
Immell #16: Sledgehammer & Death Adder
Immell #17: Sebastian the Crab & Elite Clone Trooper #21
Immell #18: Ray Stanz & Wookie Soldier #31
Immell #19: Sandra Bullock & Zombie #1
Immell #20: Tony Stark & Jedi Knight #40
When these Immells are done growing in the Mimmell tank and are ready for battle they could end up being formidable opponents. The only mishaps that happened in this farely neat and tidy locker room (thanks to Head Coach Alfred Pennyworth) were when Sledgehammer was target practicing with his .44 Magnum and didn't know that Ape Soldier #20 was behind the wall he was shooting at. The high caliber bullet penetrated the wall and accidentally killed the damn dirty ape. Death Adder also got bored one day and killed Naboo Soldier #12 just to watch him die. The Watchers are predicting a big season for Iron Man. Reign Supremacy has 18 balls in the draft lottery (the most of any team).

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