Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos

Head Coach: Barack Obama

Roster

Dave Bowman: "The Starchild"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spider Man

General Grevious

Qui Gonn Jinn

James Baldwin

Sgt. Apone

Lt. Gorman

Bishop 341-B

Corp. Ferro

Corp. Dietrich

PFC Hudson

PFC Spunkmeyre

PFC Vasquez

Pvt. Drake

Pvt. Frost

Pvt. Crowe

Pvt. Wierzbowski

Ellen Ripley

L'eon

Albus Dumbledore

Hannah Montana (or is it Miley Cyrus)

Harry Potter

Dr. Alan Grant

Agamemnon

Juno

Jack Crowe

Rick Deckard

Red Dragon #1-10

The Terminator (from T-3)

Jar Jar Binks

Allosaurus #1-8

Shawn Ferrel

V

Riggs

Murtaugh

Bryan Beckerman

Clone Trooper #100

Bizarro Superman

Swimmell

Jedi Master #21-30

Capt. Tarpals

Eowyn

HAL 9000

Warf

Gungan Soldier #1-50

Angel

The Cloverfield Monster

Trax

Willow Rosenburg

David Beckham

Lazarus Long

Xavier Harkonen

Dr. Doom

Juda Ben Hur

Xerxes

Tarful

Bail Organa

Bronze Dragon #1-20

Dante

Sydney Pouttier

John Turner

Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie

Maddox

Pax

Zahara

Shiloh

Knox

Vivian

The Creature from the Black Lagoon

Azeem

Starship Trooper #100

Mrs. Doubtfire

IG-88

Zam Wessel

Metroid #1-18

Zandar

Tarra

Dorno

Zok

Igoo

Tundro

Gloop

Gleep

Frank Poole

Karallen

Chevell

Venus Williams

Serena Williams

Dora the Explorer

Back Pack

Boots

The Map

Vorian Atreides

Capt. Steven Hiller

Duncan Idaho Ghola #4

Prof. Henry Jones Sr.

Ellie Sattler

Acklay #1

Luminara Unduli

Barress Offee

Chow Yun Fat

Dozer #1

Tllaloc

Octane

Huma Dragonbane

Huma's Red Dragon

Black Dragon #15

Original Human Torch

Ms. Marvel

Maxima

Blue Beetle

Thomas Jefferson

Saladin

Sir Winston Churchill

Shortround

Bashar Miles Teg

Paul Atreides Ghola

Serena Butler

Erasmus

Muhammad Ali

Cole Sear

John Adams

Horse #12-15

Empty Roster Spots: 29

Vehicles

X-Wing

F-22

What's Going on in the Locker Room

After weeks of pestering from Dumbledor Qui Gonn put together a new Jedi Council similar to the one that he was never accepted into. It consisted of Qui Gonn, Jedi Masters #21-30, and Dumbledor (Qui Gonn insisted that if he had to do it than so did his buddy Albus). Three new team mates have been discovered, one being The Map which was found when Dora and Boots dug a little bit deeper into Back Pack (which prompted the entire locker room to break into "It's the map it's the map it's the map it's the map it's the Maaaaaaaaaaaap") and the others being Brangelina's 2 new children who were recently born into the Best of Both Worlds family. As you may remember from season 1 Azeem has a life Debt to Qui Gonn Jinn, Jar Jar has a life debt to Hannah Montana, and Gungans #1 & 2, as well as Capt. Tarpals all have life debts to Buffy. Gungan #44 has a life debt to both Sydney Pouttier and Starship Trooper #100 who held back John Adams who was trying to stab the gungan with a quill pen after they got into a ludicrous political argument. Politics are after all on the minds of every member of this team as they work tirelessly to help their head coach win the White House this November. The Watchers are predicting a big season for the teams newest addition Dr. Doom. The Commandos have 7 balls in the draft lottery.