Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos is Iorek Byrninson, Black Adam, Parallax, Dave Bowman: The Starchild, Albus Dumbledore, Bizarro Superman, The Cloverfield Monster, Rodimus Prime, Maxima, Rachel Ray in an Exo-Suit, & Ahmed Best.

Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Lobo, Rancor #1 & 2, Hawkman, Hawkgirl, The Power Puff Girls: Bubbles, Blossom. & Buttercup, Darkclaw, Lobo the Duck, Starro, The Technibots, Bob: Agent of HYDRA, Howard the Duck, & Aunt May.


The battle begins with Black Adam, Rodimus Prime, & Dumbledore discussing strategy. Black Adam looks to the other 2 and says: “Well this match ought to be quick, let’s see, we’ll have to blow up a couple of ewoks and teenagers and then watch some infomercial salesmen run away, right”? Rodimus replies with “tough talk, coming from a team who has never defeated them. Last I checked we have fought this team twice, and lost both times. So let’s not get cocky”. “We have to take each fight one at a time, let’s not worry about the past. We need to focus on the present if we are going to be victorious today”. Dumbledore adds. The 2 rancors, seem to be moving a little sluggishly thru the freezing landscape of Hoth which is why they are targeted by the Commandos first. Rodimus Prime and Cloverfield attack the 2 monsters quickly to take them out. Rodimus uses laser blasts while Cloverfield uses old fashioned brute force, but they both get the job done. With Ron Popeil back at the base, Howard the Duck is now ranking officer in the field. Col. Howard issues an order for all Murderflies to form up after they see their front line defeated so easily. The Murderflies briefly fall back, but then Col. Howard instantly orders his squad to go on the offensive. Col. Howard pulls his cigar out of his mouth to yell: “We haven’t lost to these guys yet, and we ain’t gonna do it on my watch”. Bob: Agent of HYDRA adds on a personal note: “yeah, and I owe Rachel Ray a good dose of revenge after the garbage bowl incident in Pre-Season, so everybody stay away from her, She’s Mine”! He no sooner says this, when Rachel Ray comes rolling up over Aunt May’s dead body (she just couldn’t handle the cold) in her Exo-Suit. Do to Bob’s typical “not so brave” attitude, it is safe to say he wouldn’t of made these last comments had he known that President Obama had supplied Rachel Ray with the team’s Exo-Suit (finally a President who gives the troops the supplies they need). Rachel Ray transforms into robot form and uses the suit’s built in lasers to blast Bob to pieces “How about some E.X.O.O. Bob” the cook turned talk show host yells as she blasts him with some Exo-oil as she calls the suit’s weaponry. Rachel Ray does a victory lap around the May and Bob’s dead bodies in rejoice of the second time she has killed the HYDRA Agent, but she doesn’t notice that The Technibots have just formed Computron and are heading her way (you know how sometimes you just don’t notice when a group of 5 huge robots form into one really huge gestalt robot…… It happens). Computron computes that Rachel Ray has a 0% probability of surviving as they stomp her and her Exo-Suit into the ground. Hawkman and Hawkgirl square off against Maxima, while Dumbledore starts dukeing it out with Lobo (I admit, I was just trying to think of a way to use the word duke in Nick & Mike’s match). Starro’s parasitic clones begin battling with Cloverfield’s similar creations while Starro himself attaches to the face of the Cloverfield monster to destroy him. Dave Bowman then flies thru Starro as if he is a ghost going thru a wall. It appears that nothing happens whatsoever from this attack until moments later when Starro completely disintegrates into mid-air. Parallax instills the fear that no one will ever remember Amalgam comics into the mind of Lobo the Duck which causes him to completely freak out. Parallax has no problem destroying the tough duck while he is huddled on the ground in fear. Dark Claw attacks Iorek Byrninson by using his claws to cut thru his armor but the huge polar bear uses the setting to his advantage as he knocks Dark Claw to the ground where the 2 combatants roll around in the ice and snow. Dark Claw stabs at Iorek twice, but neither of them prove fatal. The injured Byrninson then uses his powerful arms to pin Dark Claw to the ground and then bite the metamutant in the neck to kill him. Lobo attacks Dumbledore fiercely but the old man is quicker than he looks. Dumbledore uses a small spell to trip the main man and then finishes him off with a heavy dose of Gubraithian fire. Computron is triple teamed by Parallax, Black Adam, & Bizarro resulting in a devastating battle. The Power Puff Girls each rip off one of Ahmed Best’s limbs to use as a weapons as the beat the wounded Iorek Byrninson to death while Maxima delivers a nasty karate chop to Hawkman’s neck to take him out of commission. A furious Hawkgirl attacks Maxima, but doesn’t seem to be able to do any permanent damage. Computron manages to clap his huge metal hands together around Parallax to dispel his body of yellow energy, but the gestalt cannot withstand the pounding that is given to him by Black Adam and Bizarro. The Power Puff Girls fly in to help out Hawkgirl with Maxima, but Col. Howard decides that it is too late. With the death of The Technibots, the Murderflies fearless leader Howard the Duck issues the order for retreat.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA AND PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS IS VICTORIOUS!