The Untouchables Vs. The Abomitrons

The Untouchables are Onslaught, Fremen #31-36, & Pounce & Wingspan.

The Abomitrons are Hancock, Abon Sur, Blade, Starfire, Mario, Kyle Houslander, & Zachary Houslander.


The Fremen quickly and easily disappear into the sand as if they had the power of invisibility while The Decepticon Clones Pounce and Wingspan attack to one side while Onslaught stands firm, waiting for The Abomitrons to come to him. Abomitron Head Coach Alfred Pennyworth has done his homework on his old friend Untouchable Head Coach Commissioner Gordon, which is why his team knows that Onslaught must be taken out if they have any chance against this A.L. powerhouse that has torn up the Ryan Poteracki division with many impressive wins this season. Hancock, Abon Sur, & Starfire all rush in to take on Onslaught while Blade draws out his sword and pistol to search out the hidden Fremen while Kyle backs him up. Zack follows Mario as the Hammer Suit clad hero prepares for battle with the 2 Decepticon clones. Hancock and his Abomitron trio fight hard in a battle that totally wastes the Jundland area (as if it wasn’t already). Mario opts to stay in his Hammer Bros. suit, so he gives Zack a tanooki suit and Kyle a flower which give Zack the ability to fly (and turn to stone briefly) and Kyle the ability to shoot fire balls. Zack takes flight in his tanooki suit and lures Wingspan in, in his Hawk form back down to the sandy ground. Once Wingspan is within range Mario leaps into the air and plants a perfectly aimed hammer into the eye of Wingspan which ricochets down thru the Decepticon and kills him. Pounce sees the death of his partner and goes crazy (even crazier than normal that is). Pounce transforms into his Puma form and well……… Pounces on Mario to kill everybody’s favorite NES character. The 6 Fremen pop out of nowhere and surround both Blade and Fire Kyle. The Fremen attack in unison with their crysknives drawn and converge mostly on Blade. To begin the fight Kyle uses his pitching arm to launch a perfectly placed fireball straight into the grill of Fremen #35. Blade moves with amazing speed and grace to take out Fremen #31 & 34, but the Fremen are simply too good in this desert atmosphere, even though it is not their home planet of Arrakis and have a fighting skill that is unparalleled in the universe. The remaining 3 Fremen take down Blade with a quick sweep from Fremen #33, the other 2 Fremen than stick their crysknives into Blade’s neck and chest while Fremen #33 cuts Blade’s arm before he resheaths his Blade, just so the sacred weapon doesn’t have the opportunity to taste the blood of a water fat off-worlder. Abon Sur and Starfire blast Onslaught with a combination of star bolts and green energy but Onslaught still manages to fight thru the attacks. Pounce comes to the aid of his team captain Onslaught, but he doesn’t really know where to jump in. Onslaught telepathically works thru the defenses of Abon Sur’s ring to totally mind wipe the green lantern, but when Starfire and Hancock see this they both rush in and start whaling on the mutant. The 2 super-powered beings put such a fierce beating down on Onslaught that even a character of his level of power is unable to withstand it. The once powerful Onslaught is actually leveled by the sheer physical strength of the Hancock/Starfire combo. Hancock turns to Starfire as if to say something clever, but before he can Pounce flies up behind him to attempt a sneak attack. Pounce nearly succeeds in his stealth attack but before he can Starfire shoots about a dozen star bolts over Hancock’s shoulder’s to blow the Decepticon away. Hancock and Starfire think that this battle must be close to over when Kyle and Zachary come racing up to them, to tell them that Blade and Mario are dead, the Fremen have disappeared back into the sand, and that they need their help to find them. Just then the 3 Fremen pop directly out of the sand and attack. Fremen #32 & 33 land several hits from their crysknives in the arms and body of Hancock, but they are not enough to do any permanent damage against the super-powered being. Hancock eventually is able to get a hold of both of the fierce fighters and crush their heads together, while Starfire subdues Fremen #36 with some star bolts from her eyes, before she cracks his neck.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!