Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. TEAM

Team Sleeping Pussy is Mothra, Kilowag, Enchantress, Thunderbird, & Female Sentinel #1.

TEAM is God Emperor Leto II, Superman, Lando Calrissean & C-3P0 in a Stealth Bomber, Evil Paul Atreides Ghola, Bashar Miles Teg Ghola, Fred Baker, & Wile Coyote in an Arwing.


The God Emperor disappears into the vast sands of the Jundland wastes while Bashar Miles Teg barks orders at his TEAM. Fred bumps Paulo and says “Hey, did you check out that broad in the green suit. If she were any hotter, she’d be Silk Spectre”. Before any member of TEAM can stop him, Fred Baker is drawn over to Enchantress, where he is trying hard to impress her with his vast knowledge of all things comic book. Inside the Bomber Lando turns to C-3P0 and says: “Damn Threepio, we’re gonna have to get the Enchantress an umbrella with all that game Fred’s spittin”. But in true Enchantress fashion once Fred is lured over Enchantress uses her super human strength to crush his head (if all relationships only ended that easily). Wile Coyote is struggling to properly handle his Arwing. He has some extensive mechanical and rocket knowledge but he quickly finds that an Arwing is a little harder to pilot than a rocket that you light the back of with a match. Wile’s Arwing spins out of control but he is able to hit the thrusters at just the right time to cause him to crash into Female Sentinel #1 and take her out with him. Kilowag is attacked by Superman while Mothra looms above the ground ready to attack. Enchantress begins to take over the minds of the 2 gholas when they are on their way to do battle with Thunderbird but before she can she is hit by a missile fired by C-3P0 from Lando’s Stealth Bomber. Mothra is ready to begin his attack when Leto II comes crashing out of the sand and into the air. The God Emperor hits Mothra in the body and with his massive mouth and then brings the huge moth back down onto the ground with. Mothra attempts to emit some of his toxins but the massive moth cannot compete with Leto’s sheer strength and is destroyed. Despite being double teamed, Thunderbird manages to land a massive uppercut on Paulo to break his jaw. Once Paulo is down Thunderbird stabs the Kwisatz Haderach clone in the neck to finish him off. Although Thunderbird was able to match Paulo’s strength, he is not able to match Teg’s speed. Miles Teg comes up behind Thunderbird before he even can react and hits him on the back of his head with such velocity that it shakes loose the mutant’s brain. Kilowag hits Superman with a couple of powerful green energy blasts, but Superman manages to fight thru them. Kilowag holds his own well but makes his mistake when he goes in close to Superman and tries to rely on his physical strength. Kilowag may very well be the physically strongest green lantern but he soon finds out that he is not strong enough to go toe to toe with Superman. The last son of Krypton uses a double fisted punch to Kilowag’s chest to finish off the alien.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!