It seems as though Watcher D (commonly referred to as Nickatu) is being accused of passing on some of the incalculable cosmic power possessed by all Watchers to the human member of The Right Wing known as Nick Houslander. I have done much research on this human and have come to the conclusion that Vader & The B-3 squad are correct about some things but not others. About Nick not being tough or cool in any way shape or form, I must side with the Backyardigans. But the idea that Nick would do something right in the presence of a woman is completely ridiculous. As for assessing Nick Houslander with a death, I would not go against what the cosmos have decided in this epic match, nor will I punish The Right Wing, as they have been a perfect example of class since the very beginning of The FFL. As for removing deaths from Belle or any of the Backyardigans, let me think about that for a second................ How about YEAH RIGHT! Personally I can't wait until those ra-tards are rotting away on the Graveyard, so the entire idea of removing deaths from them is ridiculous. With that being said Nickatu will be suspended from all match writing idefinitely (but not to last longer than 6 months). I apologize for the controversy, but not even the all powerful comissioner can Watch the Watchers.
Sincerely
-Josh the Commish
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Commish:
Thank you for your response. I agree with the 6-month suspension regarding Nickatu. As for the rest -I will be requesting a vote of "no confidence" in the near future.
-Vader
Don't do that Bry. You might force him to change it to the Fantasy Fantasy Empire.
:)
Z
Also, shouldn't this suspension been discussed before the security council first?
The Comissioner felt that there were to many of the members of the Security Council itself involved for them to make a fair decision, that is why it was decided by the Comissioner unilaterally.
Whatever Stalin.
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