week 6- Layander vs The Murderflies

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are: Freddy Kruegar w/ a yellow lantern ring, The Black Racer, Monarch, Judge Dredd, Xenomorph Alien #51, Predator #47, Ramona Flowers w/ a Star Sapphire Ring, Armor, Magnetic Kid, Mother Mae Eye, The Superman Emergency Squad: Don-el, Van-zee, Vitar, & Superman Emergency Squad #1-5, Dark Supergirl, Black Lantern Kilowog, The Silverhawks: Bluegrass, Quicksilver & Tallyhawk, Steelheart & Rayzor, Steelwill & Stronghold, Copper Kid & Mayday, Hotwing & Gyro, Flashback & Backlash, & Moonstriker & Tailspin, Blue Beetle (Dan Garrett), Thunder & Lightning, Robin (Stephanie Brown), Bat-girl (Betty Kain), Hot Spot, Red X (Dick Grayson), Nichol Valdez, The Candy Land Crew: The Gingerbread People #1-3, Mr. Mint w/ a blue lightsaber, Gramma Nut, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, Lord Licorice w/ a blue lightsaber, & Gloppy the Molasses Monster, Scott Pilgrim w/ A Devil Lance, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau w/ a Demon Rod, Stephen Still, Kim Pine, Head Coach Brady Hoke, Zombie Sonic the Hedgehog, M. Bison, Black Dragon #12, Johnny Rico, Ookla the Mok, Harlequin, Chun Li, Balrog #2, Nateri, Bumblebee, Iggy Koopa, and Speedy

Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies is: Sarah Palin, The Groovy Gang: Ted, Val, Patty, Sonny, and Groovy, Bob: Agent of Hydra, Agent X, Lobo, Booster Gold, Sandworm #1, The Wu Tang Clan, John Moses Browning, Michael Weston, Fiona Glenanne, Capt. Caveman, Moon Knight, Teddy Roosevelt, Vincent, The Blair Witch, Squirrels 1-15, Dynomutt the dog wonder. King Leonidas, Starro, Rancor #1, and the Power Rangers: Jason, Billy, Trini, Kimberly and Zack.

"Scott, are you sure this is a good idea? I mean...it seems kinda shady" says Wallace Wells as he follows Scott Pilgrim, Stephen Stills, Knives Chau, Kim Pine and the Silverhawks into the home office of the Murderflies.

"Relax Wallace." replies Scott "I'm Scott Pilgrim. If there's one thing I specialize in it's underhanded moves that seem charming just because I'm such a lovable slacker. Besides, this is like these guy's specialty. Getting offed in their locker room. It's HILARIOUS!"

As Scott breaks into the Murderflies' place, laughing and preparing to slaughter his opponents before they even get a chance to fight, he smells cigar smoke and comes face to face with the Main Man-Lobo.

"Well, lookit what this bastich is tryin' ta pull. Didn't ya get the memo pencilneck? Tryin' ta off us in our own place is tired and hackneyed. Guess the main man'll have to show you what happens to people who don't come up wit they're own ideas."

"Gulp" says Scott Pilgrim as he begins to wet his pants.

"Thanks alot, Scott" growls Kim Pine

"Wait. The Silverhawks!! They can help us take down this maniac!" proclaims Scott, but then he turns around to see the Silverhawks have already fallen under the spell of Starro.

"Heh. This is gonna be fun. Grok you, Scott Pilgrim." laughs Lobo as he and the hypnotized Silverhawks begin to brutally dismember and destroy Scott and his friends is the most disgusting, twisted fashion you can think of before they join the rest of their team on the Playoff Planet.

As Scott Pilgrim and his crew of hipsters are mercilessly pummeled, let's see what's transpired in the actual battle on the Playoff Planet.

Ramona Flowers put forth an astounding effort, capitalizing on the sexual tension between Michael Weston and Fiona to encase the two in a glowing sapphire crystal of love, which was then smashed to bits by Freddy Krueger. She then tried to battle Sarah Palin, but was overwhelmed by the massive amounts of love that Palin has for herself, causing her ring to short out.

"Ok, let's go." says Ramona who rushes to engage Palin in a one on one fight to the death, but forgets that Palin is a bit of a gun enthusiast and ends up getting her head blown off by the former vice-presidential candidate and is sent to the FFL Graveyard as this was Ramona's tenth and final death.

Another Super Orange Kitty who was making the most of their final match before taking a dirt nap, is Gloppy the Molasses Monster who trapped the entire Wu Tang Clan in his her own sticky, gooey 39 Chambers of Death, but unfortunately for Gloppy as he was killing the Ghostface Killah he was consumed by the Murderflies' Sandworm, but the Sandworm has been taken off the board as Gloppy's corpse has sealed the Sandworm's mouth shut, causing it to suffocate on Gloppy's dead body.

Agent X and Bob:Agent of Hydra teamed up to snuff out Nichol Valdez and the entire remaining Candyland Crew. They were then joined by Sarah Palin and John Moses Browning to take on the Kitty Contingent of the Teen Titans, and were able to best Speedy, Bumblebee, Thunder and Lightning before Hot Spot caused all their ammunition to explode and kills the gun happy foursome.

Bat-Girl, Robin, Blue Beetle and Johnny Rico were victim to Khonshu's warrior Moon Knight, who also put a big time beating on Judge Dredd before he was killed by Predator #47.

Dark Supergirl then joins the battle, holding the bottle city of Kandor and is about to unleash the Superman Emergency Squad when suddenly, the bottle disappears.

"What the..?" Supergirl says as suddenly many of her teammates begin disappearing from the Playoff Planet.

"Something is definitely wrong here" says Black Lantern Kilowog, who suddenly sees his black lantern ring disappear and reverts back to life.

"Guess you batiches didn't get the memo, we got us a time traveler on the team." laughs a blood covered Lobo, who appears in front of the stunned Kitties "ole Booster is really earnin' hisself a paycheck today."

The Kitties numbers are dropping at an alarming rate, when suddenly a chill fills the air. Death:The Black Racer zooms onto the field and eradicates all the Murderflies.

Supergirl and Kilowog smile and embrace, thinking they have won a hard fought victory, when they hear Lobo laugh.

"That's a pretty good trick. But ir takes more than a nifty pair o' skis. But the main man's got a little lesson for yez. Time Travel plus mind controlling fish equals turn around."

Supergirl turn and pales as she sees the Black Racer is now under the control of Starro:The Conqueror. The tables are turned on Layander as the see their ultimate ace in the hole turned on them.

After the remaining members of the super orange kitties are out run by the black racer, Starro's pod shrivels and dies freeing him. But it's all for naught as Death is about to regain his bearing, he is vaporized by the late arriving Power Rangers.

Lobo fires up himself a cigar as he is joined by the few surviving Murderflies.

"Man, who would have thought that being late would actually have been an advantage" exclaims Billy "I thought for sure this was my last match!"

"What do you mean?" asks Lobo

"Well, I have nine deaths, and if we'd have gotten here any sooner, that would have probably been it for me."

Suddenly, Lobo shoots Billy in the head. "Should never be proud of being late" growls Lobo. "Next time I may not be in such a good mood."

The Power Rangers stand there speechless as an exhausted Booster Gold appears and goes

"Hey guys, what'd I miss?"

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family: All Dead

Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies: Lobo, Booster Gold, Power Rangers Jason, Zack, Trini, and Kimberly survive.

BROCK SAMSON'S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!