Season 5, Consolation Round 2 - Tijuana Taco Benderz vs. Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family

The Tijuana Taco Benderz are:

Waluigie

Bo Jackson

Teddy Tear

Layander’s Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living together To Make a New Family are:

The Jokester and his pet monkey Harley

The teams each start in separate cells and the doors are swung open simultaneously.  The Jokester takes off down the corridor with Harley quick on his heels.  The Taco Benderz are more cautious and send out Teddy Tear as a scout.  Not knowing which way to go, Teddy goes right and silently (because of his feet made of cotton) tip toes down the hallway.  He peeks his marble eyes around the first corner and, upon seeing no sign of the opponent, signals for Bo and Waluigie to follow.  Bo is much quicker than the unloved Mario villan and catches up to Teddy first.  Waluigie is still several feet away from the rest of his team when he is ambushed and yanked into an empty room.  The Jokester begins to strangle him with the strap from a strait jacket and Harley jumps on his chest and presses a mask on his face as nitrous oxide begins to flow.  The gas quickly calms the lanky Waluigie and as he relaxes, the Jokester is able to finish him off in a matter of seconds.

“Help me with his overalls!” exclaims the Jokester.

Harley tugs the bottom of his pants as the Jokester lifts Waluigie up off the ground.  The Jokester hops into his outfit and throws on his hat.

“Go around the other side, Harley” says the Jokester.

“Oooo oooo aahhh” says the monkey.

The Jokester runs down the hallway and stops behind Bo.

“What took you so long?” says Jackson shaking his head.  “Come on, let’s go”

They turn the corner and see Harley come around the opposite end of the hall and face the three of them.  As Bo and Teddy take off to destroy the little primate, the Jokester trips Bo and he falls to the ground.  Now unassisted, the teddy bear doesn’t stand a chance in this fight.  Harley pounces on the stuffed animal and rips his limbs from his torso.  Quickly, the stuffing is ripped out of Teddy and his cries of pain fade into silence.

Bo turns over to yell at his clumsy teammate and is shocked to see the Jokester in disguise.  The Jokester wastes no time and puts his boot square into his face.  Dazed, Bo finds his way to his feet and runs toward Harley who is now defiling the corpse of the bear.  Bo scoops him up and spikes him on the ground like he was back in the NFL.  The force of the impact breaks the neck of the monkey and he dies instantly.  Bo then sees the Jokester catching up to him so he picks up Harley and shows the Jokester his other sports skill by swinging the monkey’s limp body directly into his face.  The monkey’s head is sheared off his body and covers the Jokester face with blood.  As Bo steps to punch the Jokester, he slips in that crazy monkey blood and loses his balance.  The Jokester jumps on his back and grabs his head.

“Bo knows death!” says the Jokester as he snaps neck of the two sport all-star.