Season 9, Week 2 Match: George Washington's Slaves vs. The Royal Highness

“Darth Shemalyah bent the existent Sith principles to serve her needs.  Instead of the known Rule of Two, Darth Shemalyah spawned not one, but two apprentices, Nik Landsoh and Brek Nyram. Together the three wreaked havoc upon the Universe, beginning with the Core Worlds.”

                                    Sith Holocron –unearthed in Sector 2356.

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 9, Week 2 Match located in the waters outside Otah Gungah.  They are as follows:

George Washington’s Slaves: Darth Shemalyah, Nik Landsoh, Brek Nyram, S.U.R.F. Sharkskin, S.U.R.F. Eel, S.U.R.F. Undertow and Kryptonian Army Soldiers #1-6.  1, 2 , 3 ,4, 5, 6

The Royal Highness: Naga, Romat Ru, Ariel, Zombie Michelangelo, Doozer #3, Deep Six: Attuma, Nagal, Orca, Pirahna, Sea Urchin and Tiger Shark, Pretender Monsters: Birdbrain, Bristleback, Icepick, Scowl, Slog, and Wildfly (Monstructor),  Davy Jones, Marcus, Ratlin, Penrod, Angler and Koleniko on the Flying Dutchman.

Let the battle begin. . .

Above the Waters. . .

Flying in the air, three cloaked figures stand on the backs of six beneath their feet.  Darth Shemalyah is situated on Kryptonian Army Soldiers #1 and #2, while Nik Landsoh is positioned on Soldiers #3 and #4 and Brek Nyram on Soldiers #5 and #6.  The nine Slaves fly over the waters outside Otah Gungah.

Brek Nyram:  Feasting on the souls of the Highness will quench my thirst for death.

Nik Landsoh:  And my need for destruction.

Darth Shemalyah:  Be patient my apprentices, that time will be short in coming.  Look!

Darth Shemalyah notices the Flying Dutchman skimming above the waters in a cloud of fog, green luminescence shining within the mist.

Flying Dutchman. . .

Davy Jones’ clawed hands clench the steering column of the ship.  He scans his crew, anticipating the battle to come, hoping that his men are ready for the Slaves.  Jones looks up to Doozer #3, who stands in the crow’s nest.  Doozer #3 chirps and hollers to his teammates as he notices the flying enemy combatants.

Doozer #3:  Slaves!  Approaching north by northwest! In the sky!  They’re coming in the. . .

A snap hiss is heard and Shemalyah’s red blade ignites.  The Sith Lord, on the backs of the Kryptonian Soldiers, comes upon the nest.  Shemalyah gracefully spins and slices Doozer #3 in two.  She then back flips off of her flying man and lands on her feet in a crouching position on the platform.  She looks down and smiles.

Air. . .

Kryptonian Army Soldiers #3 and 4 carry Nik Landsoh.  A yellow fist races toward the trio.  Landsoh jumps above the construct, but Kryptonian Soldier #3 is hit squarely in the chest.  Landsoh manages to land on Kryptonian Army Solder #4 and flies on, while #3 hurtles toward the waters below due to the blow of Romat Ru.   Ru uses his ring again to strike  Soldier #3.  #3 falls to the waters below and is engulfed by the giant Monstructor, who crushes the Kryptonian.  Brek Nyram and Kryptonian Soldiers #5 and #6 race to assist Landsoh and Soldier #4.  The five Slaves are too much for Romat Ru and the Xudarian perishes in the melee, losing his ring in the process.  Landsoh looks at his right index finger and smiles.

Landsoh:  Nothing like a little assistance from the enemy!

Nyram:  Show them what you are made of Landsoh!

Landsoh smirks and leaps off of the Kryptonian whom he rides.  The Sith apprentice lands on one of the top most masts of the Dutchman.

Flying Dutchman.  .  .

Landsoh steadies himself on the beam beneath his feet.  As Landsoh balances across the beam, he is met by Zombie Michelangelo. 

Zombie Michelangelo: Booyakasha!

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle spins his dual nunchucks and races toward the Sith.    Landsoh defends himself and twists over and around the zombie.  In mid-air, Landsoh slices the arm off of Michelangelo, carrying one of the nunchucks to the deck below.  Landsoh lands on the beam and turns to the zombie.  Landsoh parries a blow of Michelangelo and then lops the head off of Zombie Michelangelo.

Landsoh:  Bababooie!

On the deck of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones barks orders at his crew.  Marcus, Ratlin, Penrod, Angler and Koleniko rush toward the canons and shift the guns’ barrels  up.  The crew members shove the specially made cannonballs into their chambers and light the wicks.  Two projectiles explode from the canons and straight into Kryptonian Army Soldier #6.  Jones specifically thought of this situation and laced the balls with kryptonite.  Soldier #6 is shot through the stomach and the Kryptonian’s head becomes a spray of brain and blood.  Nyram gains his balance from the melee and maintains his flight, utilizing #5.

Penrod:  Captain!  Your kryptonite cannonballs worked!

Jones:  Of course they worked!  Now man the guns again and go for the others!

The men begin to load the canons again.

Waters. . .

A beautiful song is heard, emitted from the waters near the Dutchman.  Shemalyah is now controlling the flight of Kryptonian Solider #1.  The two soar toward the water below.  Before another word is sang from the red-haired mermaid, Shemalyah slices Ariel in half with her lightsaber.  Shemalyah looks at the halved body. 

Shemalyah: You don’t want to be a part of my world fish!

Water Depths. . .

The Atlantean mutants, being S.U.R.F. Sharkskin, S.U.R.F. Eel and S.U.R.F. Undertow battle against the Deep Six: Attuma, Nagal, Orca, Pirahna, Sea Urchin and Tiger Shark, along with Naga.  The underwater combatants utilize their skills and abilities against one another, using the tidal landscape to each individual’s advantage.  A bloody battle ensues, the gnashing of razor sharp teeth and slashing of pointed claws storming throughout the fight.  At the end of the skirmish only Naga and Attuma survive.

Flying Dutchman. . .

The remaining Kryptonian Soldiers avoid the additional cannon balls shot from the guns of the Dutchman.  By this time, Darth Shemalyah, Nik Landsoh and Brek Nyram all stand on the deck of the ship.  The acolyte’s lightsabers are ignited and they stare at the boat’s crew members.  Darth Shemalyah looks at her apprentices.

Shemalyah:  I expect for you both to dispense with them in minutes!

It only takes seconds though as Landsoh and Nyram cut through Marcus, Ratlin, Penrod, Angler and Koleniko.   The blood curdling screams of the deceased still echo in the area after their bodies hit the deck.  Davy Jones draws his cutlass.

Davy Jones:  Shemalyah.  I hope you know you have not earned the moniker of Darth.  You are but a blip of non-recognition in this Universe!

Darth Shemalyah:  I.  Am.  The.  Universe.

Shemalyah holsters her lightsaber and shoots her hands out at Jones.  Force lightning sprays from her fingers and fries the tentacle-headed pirate.  Jones drops to the ground, his dead body smoldering on the deck.

Dutchman’s Debris Field. . .

The entire Flying Dutchman crew is deceased.  Naga and Attuma burst from the waters to the scene.  They look at each other and with a signal, both jump to the waters again as the immense Monstructor bursts through the ship’s hull.  The trio of Sith are thrown into the air, waiting to be swallowed by Monstructor’s maw before being rescued by Kryptonian Army Soldiers #1, 2, 4 and 5.  The Sith are dropped off on the debris of the ship while the Soldiers battle the Transformer.  As a precautionary measure, the Highness melded kryptonite to the Transformer’s component entities.  Thus, although the Soldiers manage to dismantle the Pretenders, being Birdbrain, Bristleback, Icepick, Scowl, Slog, and Wildfly, they also succumb to their planet’s deadly mineral.

    
The Sith are then struck by Attuma and Naga.  The water dwellers fight with the vicious trio and manage to wound both Nyram and Landsoh, but the duo is no match for the trio.  Attuma and Naga fall.  The three look at the detritus of wood and blood of bodies littered across the waters.

Darth Shemalyah:  Next time I expect nothing less than a flawless victory.  The fact that you are both injured shows a weakness that is not acceptable.  Weakness.  Is.  Not.  Acceptable.