The Murderflies are: Amatsu Mikaboshi: The Chaos King, Odin, The Vampire Lestat, Jack Reacher on a crotch rocket, Dark Claw, Aang, Appa, Katara, Toph Bei Fong, Zuko, Raiju,Scunner, Slattern, Onibaba, Draco Malfoy, Bukakke Becks, Older Man Parks, Oldest Man Parks, Old Man Becks, Marines #41-70, Mars Attacks Martians #1-10, and Clone Troopers #41-50
The Nut-Busters are: Green dragon #4-18, black dragon #3-14, White dragon #1-12, Brass dragon #1-6, Copper dragon #7 and 8, krayt dragon #1 and 2, zombie #2, Teneb Kel, Maggot, Exal Kressh, Dexter Jettster, HK-47, r-4 unit 2, r-4 unit 3, jedi master #2a, jedi master #1a, jedi knight 34b, 35b, and 36b, dark side marauders #1-12 Night Brothers #3, 9, and 10, Storm trooper # 3-5, and Ewok child # 1
On the ice planet Hoth, the Nut-Busters gathered around fired provided by Aang and Zuko. “They’ll be here any time now. We should have a plan in mind.” Bukakke Becks stood proudly and said “I’ve got one! Everybody huddle in a circle so we can share this great idea!” Toph retched slightly. “Not after last time, Bukkake Becks, yoi can’t pull the wool over my eyes twice. Chaos King grinned ghoulishly.
“We won't need a plan,
Chaos will carry us through.
Discord approaches.”
Suddenly, the ground began to shake with increasing intensity. Dark Claw slowly turned around to see a wall of white barrelling toward him with the sound of a thousand freight trains.Oldest Man Parks was frozen in horror and could barely make out what Dark Claw said.
“RUUUUNNNN!”
As Oldest Man Parks was swept under, the team bolted off with the speed of a thousand freight trains. Jack Reacher hopped on his crotch rocket, only to find that a crotch rocket is a terrible way to get around on a frozen planet. He lost control almost immediately and vanished into the rolling white cloud. As the mass began to catch up, it split in two and began to flank the escaping Murderflies. At this distance the source of the blizzard was revealed; A massive swarm of dragons beat their wings, kicking up thick plumes of ice and snow. From the split where their flight separated, the land-borne Nut-Busters made first contact. “Taunt: Get lost in the snow, Murderflies?” said HK-47. A droid without honor, he fired off a blaster shot that exploded all over Bukkake Becks’ face. The Clone Troopers fired a retaliatory barrage that clipped down Zombie #2 and Dexter Jettster. “Warning: Don't get cocky,” said HK-47, “You're surrounded by 47 dragons, and we’ve got two more to take care of you right here.” HK-47, Teneb Kel, Exal Kressh, and Maggot faded back into the snowy haze while the Nut-Busters’ mighty wall of Commons closed in on their enemy. Breath weapons of all kinds rained down over the group, deflected primarily by the Benders of Avatar. Krayt dragons stomped through the crowd, trampling lesser combatants underfoot and even managing to swallow up the resilient Old Man Becks. Old Man Parks, meanwhile, was demonstrating that he was a scrappy young lad back in his day by beating the crap out of a defenseless Ewok child. Odin was single-handedly picking off crowds of Jedi and Sith as Chaos King transformed to immense size, erupting into a writing form of spined tentacles, and shouted out:
“Hide behind commons?
Dragons are mere distractions.
KILL THEM, MY KAIJU.”
His oily black tendrils slammed the frozen ground, and sigils of summoning burned red hot in the snow. A portal opened, releasing Scunner Slattern, Raiju, and Onibaba. Chaos kind resumed skewering dragons mid-flight with his spiked appendages as his summoned allies began to chew into the masses of dragons. Krayt Dragon #1 ate Appa and stomped Toph before she could see it coming, but fell to the combined efforts of Dark Claw and Katara. #2 had gone a bit more wild, stomping all over Lestat and more than a few remaining clome troopers, plus cracking Onibaba open before Raiju was able to take it down. Joining back in on the battle against the weakening Murderflies, Teneb Kel and Maggot made a sneak attack and cleared out Aang’s companions. In response the Avatar froze Maggot solid before shattering him with stone. His bald head popped like a grape as a sniper shot from HK-47 flew to his skull from afar. Exal Kressh was dismbering Scunner with surgical precision as Chaos King and Slattern both struggled to swat her off, while Teneb Kel opted for telekinesis to help Dark Claw dismember himself. Odin, however, was quick to take this opening and plant Gungnir into Kel’s ribs as Chaos King finally managed to flatten Kressh. A heartbeat’s worth of silence passed before Odin’s attention perked up. With a reflexive sidestep, another blaster shot whizzed by his face, revealing HK’s location. Chaos King teleported to the droid and stared down at him. HK, startled, shouted “Exclamation: Impossible! You were outnumbered, outclassed!”
Chaos King raised a heavy tentacle.
“What’s impossible?
Oh, HK-47
Statement: You have failed.”
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The Murderflies are victorious!
Amatsu Mikaboshi: The Chaos King, Odin, Raiju, and Slattern survive.
The Nut-Busters: All dead.
Not only crap but overdue crap, sorry to everybody involved.
Honestly, I enjoy writing these when it's convenient, but I've been finding it more and more difficult to make writing them a priority in my downtime. I'll do what I can with the rest of the season but I'll probably just be managing my team as of next season. Again, sorry to everybody this has inconvenienced.
Dude, I thought that match was great!! One of the best ones this week. And even so: No worries, they can't all be gems. I've certainly posted crappier craps than that.
The Bukaki Becks part and Old Man Parks, beating the ewok child alone made it worthwhile.
Who hasn't wanted to beat an ewok child. Lol.
Nice work Dave. Don't get discouraged, your shit is great.
S'all good!!! Papaw and Mamaw approve!
Glad you liked it, thanks guys. I was mostly just concerned with my ability to be somewhat punctual. That and I was hella sleep deprived when I made that speech, practically hit send and passed out.
Statement: Watcher Parks remains in favor despite time deficiency.
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