Week 4: Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions vs Dinomites

Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions: The Wither, Omniman, Battlebeast, Thragg, Invincible, Allen the Alien, Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Dave Dreiwitz, Claude Coleman Jr, Glenn McClelland, And The Boognish in Spaceball 1, Resplendent Man, Blue Beetle in a TIE Fighter, Jade, Ki Adi Mundi in a TIE Fighter, Batwoman in a TIE Fighter, Dhalsim, Donkey Kong, Blanka, Belle and The Beast, Kano, Sonja Blade, Jax, Shinobi and his dog, Princess Leia of the Salad Kingdom, Pokemon Trainer Scarlet, Piplup, Eevee, and Detective Pikachu, Hotspot, Groove, Streetwise, Blades, and First Aid, Space Ghost in The Phantom Cruiser, Jan, Jace, and Blip in their shuttle, The Vampire Lestat

Dinomites: Ranx The Sentient City, The Black Racer, General Zod, Cyborg Superman w/ yellow lantern ring, Captain Marvel, Wedge Antilles in his X-Wing, Biggs Darklighter in his X-Wing,  Ice w/ star sapphire ring, Zam Wessel in a X-Wing, Jango Fett in a X-Wing, Cassian and K-2SO in Cassian's U-Wing, Bossk in a X-Wing, Aurra Sing in a Y-Wing, Eeth Koth In a A-Wing, Booster Gold, Rey in a B-Wing, Cal Kestis in a TIE Bomber

The battle opened as the Dinomites fighters launched from Ranx, starting their first run on Spaceball 1, which begins the transition into Mega Maid. Wedge and Biggs lead the charge with Zam, Jango, Bossk, Sing, Cassian, Koth, Rey, and Cal, in formation. Blue Beetle, Ki Adi Mundi, Batwoman, and Space Ghost set out to intercept their attack. In the first run, The Dinomites land several hits on Spaceball 1 but manage little damage overall to the gigantic starship. Turrible Decisions follow up and land hits on Sing, and Kestis, and Rey, who’s slower ships are easy targets. This sends them flying into the three-ring circus and the mall, taking out Donkey Kong, Belle and the Beast, Detective Pikachu, Sonja, and Blanka. Wedge and Biggs respond by taking down Blue Beetle and Batwoman. Zam, Jango, and Bossk make a large enough hole in Spaceball 1 to land. Upon landing they are met by Jade, Dhalsim, Kano, and Jax. Bossk lets out a roar and disintegrates Jade, but Dhalsim follows up by wombo comboing Zam. Jango’s wrist roared with flames as he fried Dhalsim and Kano. Jax begins his beat down of Bossk, but is blown to smithereens by Jango’s wrist rocket. With the landing area secured, Cassian and K-2SO land and the 4 of them venture deeper into Mega Maid who at this point has finished the transition and under the control of Ween, who stops jamming to “Ocean Man” and begins to chant “suck.” 

On the surface of Ranx, the living circuits begin to be pulled from the surface and into the giant vacuum cleaner. The rest of the Dinomites squadron turn their attention to the vacuum cleaner, which is guarded by The Phantom Cruiser and Ki Adi Mundi. Wedge, Biggs, and Koth attack in a tight formation and the TIE Fighter doesn't stand a chance against the more agile and better equipped X-Wings and A-Wing. With Mundi dead, Jan, Jace, and Blip launch their shuttle and Koth breaks off to hunt them down while Wedge and Biggs continue pursuing Space Ghost. Too focused on his target, Koth flies into the suck zone and perishes. In a bit of impeccable flying, Space Ghost manages to maneuver behind Biggs and destroy his X-Wing, but is done in by Wedge avenging his fallen friend. Wedge then finds the lone shuttle and ends its existence.

General Zod, Cyborg Superman, The Black Racer, Captain Marvel, Ice, and Booster Gold move as one towards the head of Mega Maid. They are intercepted by Omniman, Battlebeast, Thragg, Invincible, Allen the Alien, Hotspot, Groove, Streetwise, Blades, and First Aid. Chaos ensued and when the dust and blood dissipated the only survivors were a damaged Cyborg Superman and a gassed Booster Gold. Back inside Spaceball 1, Jango and Cassian are the last survivors of the boarding party, having lost Bossk and K-2SO in the battles against Shinobi and his dog, Princess Leia of the Salad Kingdom, Pokemon Trainer Scarlet, Piplup, and Eevee. Upon reaching the door to the head of Mega Maid, they believe they will have won this in just a few moments, when the Wither, set loose from the Zoo, begins to rampage towards them. Jango begins to open fire and Cassian is hit by one of the Wither’s explosive skulls and withers away. The Wither goes into melee mode and Jango is no match for his strength. The Wither then continues rampaging through the ship and eventually out into space, where he just keeps on going, becoming lost to the void.

Cyborg Superman goes for the Head of Mega Maid and sends Booster to find the self destruct button. Booster makes his way through the ear canal and enters through the emergency exit, alerting Lestat to his intentions. The Vampire gave his life by stalling Booster Gold, which gave The Boognish time to reach the self-destruct button, but not before Booster could break the glass starting the countdown. The demon then distracted Booster offering him immense wealth and killed him while his guard was down and headed back to the command center, Back in the head Cyborg Superman enters an empty command center with Ocean Man still on repeat. He deactivates the vacuum, but Ranx has already been mostly destroyed. When the doors open behind him the Boognish stands in the doorway. Thinking he can take the damaged cyborg before the ship explodes they begin their battle. With the power of Ween the Boognish puts up an incredible fight and keeps Superman inside, while the members of Ween use the escape pods. Out in space, Wedge is able to take out the escape pods of Dave Dreiwitz, Claude Coleman Jr, and Glenn McClelland, but Mega Maid explodes, forcing him to make the jump away.