Sunday, May 2, 2021

Be Gentle vs. Ahsoka's

 Be Gentle:  The doctor, prof. Xavier, Nazgul riding a fell beast, 5 wolfs , 3 warg riders riding 3 warg , 3 cave trolls , 4 fell beasts, dwarves 4pts, clover field monster , 2 allosaurus

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins: Galadriel , Sauron , Witch King of Angmar (-4) on Witch King's Mordor Horse , Haldir , Elf #6-20 (all -4), Uruk Hai #4 (1) (-4)

Sorry for the half assed match, juices were drained tonight


Be Gentle has recently taken refuge in the fangorn forest as their team continues to grow slim, but they continue to move quickly on to the next setting leaving a few back in the forest to fend off the teams coming after them.  Their Nazgul riding a fell beast takes watch as the team continues to retreat.  While flying high in the sky the nazgul is struck by an arrow of none other than Haldir.  The nazgul lets out a screech alerting the rest of the squad that stayed back to fight.

The Witch King of Angmar quickly rides into the forest on his Mordor Horse at blazing buffhorse speed to lead Ahsoka’s team into the fight. In the forest the Witch King spots some cave trolls and kills them for sport as they are nothing to him.  This cleared the way for Lady Galadriel to come in with a wolf at her side.  While making way through the forest Lady Galadriel is met by a bald man in a chair and a doctor.  She is confused as to why they are in this forest just sitting here in the forest like Kyle watching Gladiator for the 700th time.  They were sitting there in pure amazement of her beauty, but this wasn’t enough for the combined brain power of the two.  They begin to take control of this fight by the bald guy who actually turns out to be Professor Xavier (who woulda thought) taking control of Lady Galadriel’s thoughts.  Normally this would be enough to take her on but it bought them enough time to have the Cloverfield Monster slay her ass like a fat kid does a hot pocket.  She was gone in a flash.  

The wolf lets out a cry and reveals its true identity.  It was Sauron, the big bad ass who finna whoop some scared ass.  Sauron, enraged at the death of his ally, slays the Doctor and Professor xavier.  He burns the doctor alive as he finds it amusing at how weak he is compared to him.  He then took the head of Professor Xavier and rode away in his chair because he didn’t feel like walking.  

As Haldir continues to slay all the weakling characters Gentle has left behind he is confronted by the Nazgul on a fell beast.  He went to draw his bow but wasn’t fast enough as the fell beast took Haldir out.  The Witch King notices what happens, drops the nazgul and fell beast like Thanos did with The Hulk at the beginning of Infinity War.  The Witch really out here boxin like he’s Mike Tyson.  

This just leaves The Witch King and Sauron to face the Cloverfield monster.  The monster instantly leaps at them to attack but both are able to dodge.  The forest is starting to take some damage and tree beard is gonna be pissed if we don’t get this match over soon, so let's do it.  Normally the presence of The Witch King would make those who opposed him run in fear but just as terrifying the monster stays in the fight but can’t take on both the ability of fire from The King and Sauron as they light the monster ablaze and cook it alive.  Sauron and The Witch King cause the Gentle Team to continue their retreat to the next week.  


2 comments:

Crack Danks said...

Winner is Ahsoka's!

Survivors: Witch with Mordor Horse, 5 elves (your choice), Sauron

Josh the Commish said...

Nice win AAA!! Good stuff Frank.