Crack Deezys vs Barkleys Week 7

Barkleys- Artemis, Pan, Darth Nihilus, Blue Beetle on Captain Latin America’s 4 Wheeler, Sgt. Slaughter, Red Dog, Tarus, and Mercer in Military Humvee, Lady Dimitrescu, Robo-Barkley, Galvatron, Goku Black, Crimmell, Jill Stein, Green Dragon #1-4

Crack Danks- Taka (Sasuke, Karin, Jugo, Suigetsu), Mace Windu, Peacemaker, Bloodsport, The Eradicator, Balrog of Moria*, Tormund Giantsbane, Jorah Mormont, Cole MacGrath, Flying Monkey #2*, Flying Monkey #6*, Flying Monkey #7, Watchdog #5

Artemis and Pan made the forest extremely overgrown concealing both teams movements. The Eradicator and Goku Black met above the trees and destruction soon ensued. Taka, Bloodsport, and Peacemaker were moving on one flank, while Mace Windu, Tormund, Jorah, Cole, the flying monkeys and Watchdog #5, moved on the other. Goku and the Eradicator were both countering each other well. The Eradicator was able to dodge Goku Black quite easily but his response was rather lack luster. Both of their attacks left the land utterly destroyed, with new craters and canyons being made in every direction. 

The first team was moving as quick as the could, hoping to catch Barkleys off guard. They ran into Blue Beetle on patrol and soon the humvee pulled up to back him up. Peacemaker and Bloodsport were trading fire with the G.I.s. Peacemaker was winged and Bloodsport blew up the humvee. Blue Beetle picked up the weakened Peacemaker and lifted him up really high, before dropping him. Bloodsport continued moving up in the commotion and picked off Tarus and Mercer. Taka waited for Blue Beetle to come back down and sprung a trap. Suigetsu got his wings wet, making it hard to fly for a moment. Then Sasuke and Jugo jumped on him, but their attacks didn’t do very much and they were shook off. BB grabbed Karin and used her as a shield. Sasuke grabbed his sword and channeled his lighting, stabbing through Karin and penetrating Blue Beetles armor. Then they cleaned up the last of the G.I.s and continued moving forward.

Squad 2 walked into a small opening in the woods when they were jumped by Darth Nihilus, Robo-Barkley, Crimmell, Jill Stein, and Pan. Mace and Nihilus were going hard in lightsaber combat, both feeding off the power of the other. Tormund ran and tackled Robo-Barkley and began beating in its head. Jorah quickly dispatched Crimmell and Jill Stein with his blade. Pan stabbed Tormund in the side with his horns, but Tormund looked down at him and pulled his horns out before ripping one off, using it to attack. Jorah tried to help Windu, but Nihilus cut his sword in half, then drained his life force. Nihilus sent force lighting at Mace, when Cole hopped in and absorbed it for himself before unleashing back, sending Nihilus flying. Windu was sufficiently gassed at this point and Cole did his best to stall so he could catch his breath. Cole kept Nihilus on the back pedal before running out of electricity to use. With none in sight, Nihilus struck him down. Windu managed to get enough energy together and pulled Nihilus in before crushing in his body and destroying him. Artemis was waiting nearby and finished off the Jedi Master, who had nothing left.

Tormund finished bashing in Robo-Barkley, before looking at Pan, who was still in pain from having a horn ripped out. Artemis showed up to save her counter part and shot Tormund through the body. Yelling though the pain, he rushed at Pan and began bashing down on him, before Artemis finished him. Pan was very injured and struggled to get on his feet, that’s when the flying monkeys dropped from the trees and Watchdog #5 began opening fire. Artemis was struggling to shoot the monkeys out of the sky as Watchdog was providing suppressing fire. Soon Pan was being picked apart by the monkeys, who were ripping off whatever they could hold onto. Artemis managed to kill them all and Watchdog #5, but all that was left of Pan was unrecognizable. 

The Balrog of Moria was stalking through the woods, when he found Green Dragons #1-4 moving through the woods. He jumped out from the shadows and slew two of them in an instant. He then wrapped his whip around one of their necks before jumping on its back. Durin’s bane forcefully guided it into the other dragon, causing them to tumble before finishing them while they were down. After killing all the dragons, Lady Dimitrescu emerged. The Balrog let out a war cry in her face while she stood unfazed. As the whip closed in on her, she extended her claws and cut the whip. She proceeded to slash the beast, who let out an even louder roar and with his anger the forest around him began to burn. Dimitrescu grew into a large creature and began swiping at the balrog. The remaining members of Taka and Bloodsport arrived to help the balrog, while Galvatron appeared to aid Dimitrescu. Bloodsport, Jugo and Suigetsu set out to distract Galvatron while Sasuke could help Durin’s Bane finish Dimitrescu. 

Sasuke got into his susanoo and started to attack the dragon. Galvatron could see the three approaching him and let out a barrage of fire. Bloodsport and Jugo were caught in the blast. Suigetsu managed to surround Galvatron in water, making his weapons blowup in his face. This bought Sasuke and the Balrog enough time to find Lady Dimitrescu’s humanoid form and destroy it. Galvatron escaped from Suigestu and unleashed such a payload that all the water evaporated, killing Suigestsu in the process. The Balrog and Sasuke now stood opposite of of Galvatron. Combining their might, an armored Balrog charged the robot, wrapping its whip around it and pulled it in before cutting it in half.

The Eradicator finally bested Goku in an exchange, but at a great cost to himself. While Goku was hurt, the Eradicator could no longer function and Goku finished him off with one of them Kamehamehas. Sasuke and the Balrog finished off Artemis on the ground before looking to the sky. Grabbing Goku by the leg, they plunged deep into canyons, hoping to destroy him deep in the core. As they fell, they exchanged so many hits that it was hard to tell what was going on. At some point in the fall the Susanoo broke and Sasuke was killed by Goku, but they continued to fall. Eventually they disappeared, but several days later the Balrog of Moria remerged on the surface, suggesting he completed his mission.