The Right Wing Vs The Untouchables

The right wing is
Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring),The Incredible Hulk (w/ a Red lantern ring), The Pantheon: Achilles, Agamemnon, Ajax, Andromeda, Atalanta, Cassiopeia, Delphi, Hector, Jason, Paris, Perseus, Prometheus, Ulysses I, & Ullysses II., Skaar, Son of Hulk (w/ a green lightsaber), Korg in an Ornithopter, The Cosmic Hulk Robot, Red She-Hulk, Ewok Baby #3 & 4, Smurf #3

The Untouchables are
Maestro, Dust, Bizarro Supergirl, Emperor Han, Toph Bei Fong, Ras Al Ghul, Pikachu, Buzz Lightyear, Kryptonian Army Soldier #3

Now before I fill you in on the details of this match, I would just like to say that it was well worth the camel stink.

The streets of Baghdad are as busy and chaotic as they always are until suddenly a large craft appears in the sky, and then another. Panic ensues. Is it an attack? Is it aliens? No. is The Right Wing in a FFL transport vessel. The streets of Down town Baghdad are now empty, and The wing drops in. Silver surfer immediately incases the hulk in a bubble of is lantern energy. But because hulk keeps spiting blood out and trying to kill everyone the surfer has to keep remaking the bubble. Which is quickly draining the surfers ring of its energy. A freak Dust storm rolls in and cause some confusion among the Right Wing. The storm clears as quickly as it started. Achilles, Agamemnon, Ajax Lay dead on the ground.

Bizarro Supergirl: THE TOUCHIES ARE HERE!

Silver Surfer Launches his quickly deteriorating hulk bomb at The Untouchables. He lands right on the Kryptonian Soldier liquefying his body almost instantly. The Teams go to war. Pikachu shoots a electric blast at an advancing pair of ewoks which causes their bodies to explode. Now the pokemon sets his sights on Korg and his lame as bird plane glider thing. He Fires a large Bolt of lighting at the ornithopter, causing it to crash and killing Korg. Maestro and The Hulk make eye contact. They rush each other. Its hard to tell if all the blood is mostly from The hulk’s use of the ring or the fight but there is a lot of it. The Hulk throws a furious combination of punches, head butts, and what I think were attempted bites, But maestro Needs only to get his hands on Hulk. When he does, he literally turns him sideways reaches in his a** and pulls out his skeletal structure. Upon witnessing this carnage the remaining members of the pantheon s**t them selves and retreat. Ras Al Ghul Attempts to give chase but is grabbed from behind by the hulk robot and crumpled up into a bloody, meaty, ball.

Toph Bei Fong: Alright we have played long enough, lets finish this.

Toph Bei Fong and Dust put there command over the landscape into full effect. Toph makes the ground around the hulk robot suck him in up to his neck, then brings up a large piece of earth and quickly flings it into the robots head, ripping it off. Dust whips up a small sand tornado and launches red-she Hulk to Maestro Where she is promptly stomped into the ground. Dust again uses a tornado to bring down the silver surfer. Emperor Han freezes him and Bizzaro Supergirl smashes him to bits. Maestro Hits each of the hulks children once, all the force necessary to kill them. It seems as though the fight is over but the to smallest competitors have yet to settle there differences. Smurf #3 and Buzz Lightyear square up. The smurf may be smaller than he toy but he’s spunky. Smurf #3 lands two good body shots, one ever breaks off a piece of buzz. Lightyear is un affected.

Buzz Lightyear: You can’t kill me pipsqueak, I AM A TOY.

Buzz grabs the smurf by the necks and begins smashing his face, he then picks him up and power bombs the helpless little guy to ground. Buzz laughs as he leans in for the kill. Smurf #3 reaches up and opens buzzes helmet, buzz panics an begins gasping for air. The smurf grabs the broken piece of plastic and jams it into buzz’s brain steam.

Smurf #3: Smurf you!


The Untouchables are victorious!

The Right Wing: Andromeda, Atalanta, Cassiopeia, Delphi, Hector, Jason, Paris, Prometheus, Ulysses I, & Ulysses II escape needing only new underwear.

The Untouchables: Maestro, Dust, Bizarro Supergirl, Emperor Han, Toph Bei Fong, Pikachu survive.