Season 4, Week 4: The Abomitrons vs. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends

“Down here all the fish is happy,
As off to the waves they roll;
The fish on the land ain't happy,
They sad 'cause they in the bowl.”
-Sebastian the Crab

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 4 Match located in the Indian Ocean. They are as follows:

The Abomitrons- Father of Mortis, Daughter of Mortis, Son of Mortis, Leviathan, Luigi, Odin, Immell #17 (a clone of Sebastian the Crab and Elite Clone Trooper #17), Nomad, Baby Bucky and original Bucky in a Hovercraft, Naboo Soldiers #2-7, Starfire, Horri-Bull and Kreb, Toadette, Phineas, Ferb and Perry (all 3 have 9 deaths) and Sebastian the Crab.

Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends- The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Opee Sea Killers #9 and 10, Xenomorph #53, Plastic Man, Dementor #7, Ultra Magnus, My State Farm Agent, Nightmare (w/ yellow power ring), Eeth Koth, Galadriel, Blue Wizard #2, Fred and George Weasley, Lackki.

Let the battle begin. . .

On the water. . .

Plastic Man immediately forms into a flotation device by stretching his body.

Plastic Man: I’m wet! I need everyone to enter into me right away!!!

My State Farm Agent smiles at the double entendre. He, along with Eeth Koth, Galadriel, Blue Wizard #2 and Lackki board Plastic Man.

Plastic Man: I’ve never had so many at the same time!

Plastic Man pushes himself to carry all of his teammates and uses his feet as propellers to shuttle away into the fray.

Above the water. . .

Meanwhile, in the skies above, Fred and George Weasley fly on their brooms. The two fire-haired twins use their quidditch skills to avoid the blaster fire from Naboo Soldiers #2-7, who are treading water below. Unfortunately, the two Weasleys fail to see the bat and bird creatures flying in front of them. Before the two are able to cast the proper spells, Daughter of Mortis and Son of Mortis annihilate both Fred and George. Their bodies and broken broomsticks fall to the waters below.

On the water. . .

Seeing the Mortis entities destroy the Weasleys causes the Naboo Soldiers to yell in triumph. Their excitement is short lived.

Naboo Soldier #2: Something brushed along my foot!

Naboo Soldier #3: Something brushed along my foot!

Naboo Soldier #4: Something brushed along my foot. . . and it’s still there!!!

Naboo Soldier #4 is pulled under water. The soldiers look around, trying to find a bead on the monsters below. They each turn to see Naboo Soldier #7 join #4’s fate under water. Naboo Soldiers # 2, 3, 5 and 6 repeatedly fire their blasters in the waters below. Dementor #7 arrives at the scene and the entire Naboo squad loses all hope and plummets into despair. Naboo Soldier #6 is ripped underneath the waves. Eventually, one by one, the entire Naboo Soldier troop, being #2-7, are pulled underneath the waters to their graves. Xenomorph #53 and the Creature from the Black Lagoon rise above the water line. It almost looks as if their monstrous faces evidence smiles.

Under the water. . .

The enormous sea monsters battle one another. In a spectacular display of monstrosities, Leviathan battles Opee Sea Killers #9 and 10. The Sea Killers work together and batter the Leviathan. Eventually, Leviathan manages to destroy both Opee Sea Killers #9 and #10. The two behemoth bodies slowly drift to the bottom of the ocean floor. Meanwhile, the Leviathan recuperates from the harm caused by the Naboo monsters.

On the water. . .

Nomad, Baby Bucky and the original Bucky soar in their hovercraft above the waters. They come upon Plastic Man with his comrades, Eeth Koth, Galadriel, Blue Wizard #2 and Lackki.

Blue Wizard #2: You shall not board!!!

The three Abomitrons get ready to leap from their hovercraft onto Plastic Man.

Blue Wizard #2: You shall not board!!!

Plastic Man: They better not! I won’t be able to keep it up and hold you all inside me at the same time!

Baby Bucky springs into action. Blue Wizard #2 is faster. Blasts erupt from Blue Wizard #2’s hands. The burst burns Baby Bucky to a crisp. The young lad’s tattered body fizzles in the water. Meanwhile, Baby Bucky’s teammates fare no better. Nomad is not able to move away from the lightsaber of Eeth Koth, which skewers him in half. Bucky joins his brethren’s fate and is impaled by Galadriel’s sword.

Blue Wizard #2, Eeth Koth and Galadriel commandeer the hovercraft. Galadriel looks back at My State Farm Agent.

Galadriel: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

With that said, the three warriors speed off in the hovercraft. My State Farm Agent and Lackki remain on Plastic Man.

Above the Water. . .

Starfire and Nightmare are in a pitched battle. Nightmare uses his yellow lantern ring to project constructs at the Tamaranean Titan. She deflects the yellow objects with her starbolts. Although he attempts to, the dimensional demon is unable to enter into the mind of Starfire. Eventually, this weakness is Starfire’s strength. She uses the full power of her starbolts to destroy Nightmare.

On the Water. . .

Plastic Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Someone’s ripping apart my rear!!!!!!!

Horri-Bull and Kreb burst through Plastic Man and splash into the waters far beyond the Fiends. My State Farm Agent and Lackki are thrown from his raft-body. Plastic Man is mortally wounded. Near death, he calls for My State Farm Agent. My State Farm Agent uses pieces of Plastic Man as flotation devices and swims toward his teammate.

My State Farm Agent: Like a good neighbor, I’ll be here when you pass.

As silence sets upon My State Farm Agent and Lackki, Toadette, Luigi and Sebastian the Crab attack My State Farm Agent. Sebastian hesitates for a brief second.

Sebastian: Boy what a softshell I’m turning out to be.

My State Farm Agent takes advantage of this hesitation and manages to kill both Sebastian the Crab and Toadette. My State Farm Agent then faces Luigi in the water and kills him. Miraculously, My State Farm Agent’s powers of helping others overcomes him. His eyes begin to mist as he realizes that he has helped so many people with their claims that it is only natural that he can actually help his team.

My State Farm Agent: What Galadriel says is true! I know what I must do. It's just… I'm afraid to do it.

His ponderings are short lived as he is attacked by Phineas and Ferb. The step brothers gouge at My State Farm’s Agent’s eyes and bite him repeatedly. Eventually, My State Farm Agent grabs the two in headlocks and is ready to break their necks. As he is about to twist, Perry strikes his skull with all of his might. The platypus’ tail smashes the agent’s head. My State Farm Agent’s speech begins to slur and he slowly drifts beneath the waters. . . with a smile on his face. . . and drowns.

Meanwhile, the disgusting appearance of Immel #17 causes Lackki to become anxious. Although there is a battle between the two, it is short. Immel #17 kills Lackki.

In the water. . .

The Creature from the Black Lagoon and Xenomorph #53 swim through the water together. They look down to see the gaping maw of the Leviathan, who is fully recovered from his skirmish with the Opee Sea Killers. The Creature and Xenomorph #53 have no chance against the monstrosity and they are swallowed whole in an instant.

On the water. . .

The hovercraft that carries Eeth Koth, Galadriel and Blue Wizard #2 soars along. The craft is devastated as Horri-Bull and Kreb, in a signature move from earlier in the match, rip through the vessel as they did to Plastic Man earlier. As Horri-Bull, in bull form, rises through the hovercraft, the Transformer Headmaster manages to gore both Galadriel and Eeth Koth as it rises through the hovercraft. The Elven royal and Jedi Knight remain on the horns of Horri-Bull and Kreb as they hit the water.

Meanwhile, Blue Wizard #2 was lucky enough to shield himself from the damage using magic. He strikes the water below, but is alive. While his body rises to the surface he is unable to notice Father of Mortis being flown by Daughter of Mortis and Son of Mortis to the wreckage. The three force wielders come to rest on the hovercraft’s paneling. As Blue Wizard #2 reaches the surface he feels the Force pulling him further up. He is unable to lash out against all three entities and is ultimately destroyed by the Mortis trio.

Above the water. . .

Dementor #7 see Immel #17. The creature gives the hybrid the Dementor’s kiss. Immel #17, without a soul, sucks in water as he dives below the waves. With all hope lost, he drowns himself. Dementor #7 then flies toward the melee on the water. It does not reach its goal as it is destroyed by Starfire.

On the water. . .

Ultra Magnus, in robot form, trudges through the waters utilizing all of his energies to remain afloat. He is met by the Abomitron force of the Mortis trio, Odin, Starfire and Horri-Bull and Kreb. Horri-Bull and Kreb strike first and smash into Ultra Magnus. Although damaged, Ultra Magnus unleashes his weaponry on the Decepticon. Horri-Bull and Kreb are destroyed. Against all odds, a battered and beleagured Ultra Magnus manages to destroy and kill the remaining Abomitron force before him. Father of Mortis, Son of Mortis, Daughter of Mortis, Starfire and Odin are no more. As the nearly destroyed Ultra Magnus is about to celebrate his victory, the Leviathan, ridden by Phineas, Ferb and Perry, swims up from the depths. The monstrosity engulfs the devastated Transformer. Ultra Magnus is no more.

The Abomitrons: Leviathan, Phineas, Ferb and Perry survive.

Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends: All dead.

THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!