Season Four - Week Three: Logical Genocide vs Le' Napoleon's Brigade

Logical Genocide is The Champion of the Universe, Black Lantern Sinestro, Ion, Magmar, Hawk, Sandworm #11 and Roster Filler Smurf.

Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade is Obi Wan Kenobi, Skyfire, Sentinel (Alan Scott), Alia Atreides, Alia Atreides Ghola, Duncan Idaho Ghola #2, Duncan Idaho Ghola #12, Hecate and Ron Meyer.



“Let’s see if there is anyone WORTHY enough to face me in battle on this team!” bellows The Champion of the Universe. He leads the team of Magmar, Hawk and Roster Filler Smurf into battle as Black Lantern Sinestro and Ion are soaring overhead. Most of Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade then flies in aboard Skyfire, into the heart of Baghdad where they meet their opponents. They leap out, ready for action, as Skyfire blasts back off into the sky. Obi Wan Kenobi ignites his lightsaber as he draws the Champion’s attention. “Ha! This is the best you have to offer me? A puny human with a glow stick?” he chuckles. Master Kenobi is not amused by the blue skinned behemoth’s snide comments. He pulls back and hits the Champion of the Universe with a massive Force push that knocks him off his feet. It’s then that the rest of Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade jumps into action. Ron Meyer quickly runs in and smashes Roster Filler Smurf with his trusty shovel as the foursome of Alia Atreides, her Ghola and the two Duncan Idaho Gholas surround Magmar and Hawk. But the Earth beneath their very feet begins to shake as Sandworm #11 explodes out of the sand and consumes all of them in one swift motion. The enormous creature then dives back into the sand as the battle wages on high in the air.

Black Lantern Sinestro and Ion find themselves outnumbered against Sentinel, Skyfire and Hecate. Alan Scott immediately goes after BL Sinestro as the two robots try and take down Ion. Sentinel blasts him with a massive amount of green energy fire and fry him to his very core, but the Black Lantern quickly regenerates and comes right back after the Golden Age Green Lantern. Skyfire and Hecate are flying circles around Ion, but they are no match for the vast powers of the Green Lantern. He lets loose a mega blast of green energy then literally evaporates both Skyfire and Hecate. Ion turns around just in time to see Alan Scott finally finish off the Black Lantern. The two Green Lanterns then clash with such might, that the entire night sky over Baghdad flashes with green light.

Back on the ground, Obi Wan in playing a smart game of cat and mouse against The Champion of the Universe. The galactic pro wrestler is growing incredibly agitated at the Jedi’s tactics. Obi Wan uses his mastery of the Force to direct the Champion’s attention elsewhere, which allows him to sneak up from behind and drive his lightsaber through the Champion. Obi Wan looks up into the sky and sees the flashes on green continue to brighten the dark desert sky. Alan Scott is doing everything his mind and body will allow him to do, but Ion keeps coming. They both then focus and release an incredible amount of green energy at point blank range at each other. The blast is so powerful and bright, that Master Kenobi is forced to shield his eyes from it. He then hears a strange noise that came from behind him. When then Jedi turns around he finds Ion standing there, battered, but not beaten. “This match is over Master Jedi. I wish to do your team no more harm,” Ion says to Kenobi. “No more harm?! What about what you just did to Alan?” shouts Obi Wan. “His fate is the same as yours,” the Green Lantern replies as he uses his incredible powers to remove the Jedi from the battle.

LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!