TEAM Vs. Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family.

TEAM is (Justice Legion Alpha) Superman, Michael Demuirgos, Wil-E-Coyote, The Roadrunner, Roy "Mr. Awesome" Shildt, & The Shining Force: Max, Gort, Luke, Tao, Anri, Alef, Domingo, Diane, Hans, Lowe, Torasu, Kris, Gong, Ken, Mae, Arthur, Earnest, Pelle, Guntz, Lyle, Kokichi, Balbaroy, Amon, Bleu, Zylo, Hanzou, Musashi, & Bokken.

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are Head Coach Brady Hoke, The Superman Emergency Squad: Don-El, Van-Zee, Vitar, & Superman Emergency Squad #1-5, Dark Supergirl, Ramona Flowers (w/ a Star Sapphire Ring), Nichol Valdez, Zombie Sonic The Hedgehog, Mother Mae Eye, The Candy Land Crew: Gingerbread People #1-3, Mr. Mint (w/ a blue lightsaber), Gramma Nut, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, Lord Licorice (w/ a blue lightsaber), & Gloppy the Molasses Monster, & Storm Trooper #49.


Head Coach Brady Hoke, decides to personally lead his team into battle, against one of the most feared franchises in all of Fantasy Fantasy. After a shocking win against The Horsemen last week, Coach Hoke is anxious to come out on top and possibly go 2 and 0 in what is undoubtedly the toughest interleague schedule in all of The FFL. Michael Demuirgos and Superman lead TEAM through the desert sands, while Max keeps the rest of TEAM far enough back, to provide cover for the 2 powerhouses. Dark Supergirl and The Superman Emergency Squad notice early on that these two will by far be their toughest opponents, and waste no time moving in quickly for an attack, as ordered by Coach Hoke. It was thought that Roy Shildt wasn’t going to be able to make it to this match, because of The Kong Off Festivities this weekend in New Jersey; but at the last minute he decided that it was more important to Chumpatize this new N.L. Expansion team instead. Unfortunately for Mr. Awesome, he is met with a lightsaber to the gut from Lord Licorice. “Bill Mitchell sends his regards” says the Candy Land Crewster as he finishes off Mr. Awesome. Storm Trooper #49 hits Guntz (aka Dump) with a well-aimed “stunning attack” to the head, but he is later hit by the valkyrie of Ken (aka Ryan). Mother Mae Eye punches aside a rocket shot by Wil-E-Coyote’s Acme rocket launcher and then finishes him off with a magically-loaded punch to the face (shout out to Pete Sosa). Mother Mae-Eye then runs over to her team’s group of Kryptonians to help them out against the two TEAM Tough Guys. Zombie Sonic the Hedgehog catches up to the Roadrunner and then eats his brain, before he does the same to Alef (aka wilecoyote), Kris (aka Chipmunk), and Domingo (aka Mogie). Coach Hoke pulls no punches, but ends up on the losing end of his fight with Musashi (aka Luigie). Arthur attempts a Blaze spell, on Zombie Sonic, but he ends up slipping in some of Gloppy’s melting molasses goo. He is then hit with a lightsaber attack from Mr. Mint. The Candy Land Crew are all getting a little melty, in the hot Baghdad sun, but matters are made much worse when Tao (aka Carli!!!) casts Blaze 3, and completely melts all but Jolly, who somehow survives this particular attack. Michael Demuirgos uses his God-like powers to easily destroy Mother Mae-Eye, but he is eventually killed when Dark Supergirl pounds him into oblivion. (Justice Legion Alpha) Superman puts up a tremendous fight against The Superman Emergency Squad, but in the end, it is sheer strength in numbers that wins the day. (JLA) Superman manages to take out SES #1, 3, & 4, as well as Van-Zee but is then overwhelmed by the Kryptonian powers of the rest of the squad. Zombie Sonic spin attacks into the air, to take out Kokichi (aka Dr. Ruehl), but he finally meets his end when Zylo (BadHairDay) claws him to death in mid-air. Nichol Valdez and Ramona Flowers attack Balbaroy (aka Tweetie)and his bird-wife Amon (aka E.T.) and manage to ground them both. Ramona then uses the power of her Star Sapphire to inject Love energy into Gong (aka Nick) and Ken (aka LittleJohn) until they both explode. Nichol and Ramona are then taken out when Anri (aka April) casts Freeze Level 4 and Hanzou (aka Mac Dad) casts Desoul. The TEAM version of The Shining Force has gained the Upper hand over the Orange Kitties (so they think). Until the left over SES Members and Dark Supergirl show up to lend a hand. Dark Supergirl, takes a little to much enjoyment, in the destruction of Bokken, Gort (aka Thor), Lowe (aka Wimp), Torasu (aka Yoda), Bleu (aka Bear), & Diane (aka Robin hood). Don-El squares off against Max (aka Josh) and manages to deflect the power and melee strength of The Chaos Breaker. Don-El then uses his heat vision to take out the Shining Force leader (for the sake of this match the rest of the team is not going to just disappear like they do in the video game). Vitar gets scratched by Zylo but fights through the pain and breaks the where-warrior’s neck. SES #2 takes out Hanzou, while SES #5 kills Musashi, but The Shining Force regroups and protects there magic users. Every member of TEAM, is well aware of the weaknesses of a Kryptonian, which is why they rally around there magic-users and give them a line of protection. Tao, Anri, Luke (using the Atlas (blaze)), Mae (using the halberd (bolt)), & Pelle (using the Devil Lance) exhaust TEAM‘s magical powers with this last offensive. SES #2 & 5, led by Dan-El plows through the Shining Force’s defense, which consists of Ken, Earnest (aka Ed-1), and Lyle (aka Weird Al). The three Kryptonians then manage to take out Pelle (aka JayLeno), Ken and Mae (aka JoanJett), before they meet their magical end. Luke (aka Mayonais) who has just single-handedly killed a Kryptonian with his Atlas is crushed to death by the grip of Vitar, right before Vitar breaks Tao’s Demon Rod and kills her in the process. Dark Supergirl then ironically uses her super-breath to freeze Anri to death. Dark Supergirl and Vitar walk a couple of feet and pick a half-melted Jolly out of a small crater. Vitar is holding up the last remaining Candy Land Crewster, who happily says: “Did we win”? Vitar looks at Jolly and says: “Yup, now quit acting so surprised”. Dark Supergirl finishes in the third person with: “Yeah, Jolly. Everybody knows that TEAM has always been Supergirl’s B&*^$h”.
LAYANDER’S SUPER ORANGE KITTIES AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER TO MAKE A NEW FAMILY IS VICTORIOUS!!