Season 4 Week 4: Built Ford Tough vs The Untouchables

Built Ford Tough is:
Aslan the Lion
-The Beatles: John, Paul, George, & Ringo
-Darkwing Duck
-Dawson, Pacy, & Joey
-Diego & Baby Jaguar (their backpack turns into a boat)
-Firestorm
-Black Lantern Dumbledore
-Fantastic Max, FX, & AB
-Dr. Who
-Piermont "Piney" Winston, Quinn, Clarence "Clay" Morrow, Jury, Seamus Ryan, Jackson "Jax" Teller, Needles, Alexander "Tig" Trager, Kozik, Robert "Baby Elvis" Munson, Happy, "Big Otto" Delaney, Lenny "The Pimp" Janowitz, Juan Carlos "Juice" Ortiz, Filip "Chibs" Telford, Harry "Opie" Winston, & Donut.
-Black Lantern Han Solo & Zombie Chewbacca in Air Wolfe
-Han Solo: Rogue Jedi & Cowboy Curtis in a Snow Speeder
-Zombie Rob Bartlett
-The Energizer Bunny
-Archie the Octo-Spider


The Untouchables Are:
Aang (the last airbender)
Katara (waterbender)
Fathom Five: Bloodtide, Dragonrider, Llyron, Manowar & Sea Leopard
Captain Cold
Zombie Michelangelo
Emperor Han
Soranik Natu
Bodikka
Broadside
Siryn
Kryptonian Army Soldier #4
Navy S.E.A.L. Chief Petty Officer #13
Navy S.E.A.L. #38, 39, 40, 41, 42, & 43


We begin with Firestorm, sitting indian style while his team furiously plans for battle. Strategies are being drawn up by the Sons of Anarchy. The Doctor has been kind enough to invite everyone into the TARDIS (no. You’re a tardis!) The TARDIS is floating safely above the waves while they plan… (nobody knows how it works, don’t worry about it.)

“Alright guys” says Firestorm “I’m gonna head up top and catch some rays.”
The rest of the team is irritated with firestorms lack of focus but a fight needs soldiers and anybody will do.

Soranik Natu silently flies up behind Firestorm who is lounging on top of the TARDIS and, using a green energy scalpel, she pierces the armor of his containment suit.
“Oh god… first Japan, now this, people are never going to trust nuclear energy again!” Firestorm saves his team mates Identity Crisis Style by flying away at top speed before his suit completely fails to contain his power causing a meltdown that would vaporize everyone in the fight.
His escape path lands him directly in the home of Chris Seeney the resulting explosion causes the first Watcher death in league history.
“Well that was a Nasty piece of business.” said Captain Cold.
“Couldn’t be helped Len.” Soranik replied “I detest laziness; I suppose I am my father’s daughter after all.”

“Could we speed this up? “ said Bodikka, who had been tasked with keeping all the non flying or swimming members of the Untouchables out of the water. “I’ve only got so much juice in this thing.
“Let me fix that…” said Captain cold”
Captain cold proceeded to use his ice guns to freeze a 6 foot deep layer of ice across the surface of the Indian Ocean. The Ice spanned from the base of the TARDIS all the way back behind the Untouchables as far as the horizon.
“Nice work!” said Bodikka who gently placed everyone down on the ice.
While they were all preening about the incredible amount of Ice that Captain Cold had produced… the door of the Tardis flew open and the Sons of Anarchy came bursting out on their motorcycles.
Most of the Sons bikes became sleds immediately, flopping over onto their sides and sliding towards the Untouchables at an incredible rate of speed…
The sons (all except Piney because he rides a Trike) dug their boots into the ice letting the bikes slide freely away from them. The bikes (and Piney) went crashing into Zombie Michelangelo (kowabunga dude) and the Navy S.E.A.L.S. who were too slow to react, Killing them all.
Unfortunately for the sons, still laying on the ground and cheering, the Fathom Five chose that moment to burst through the ice and drag them all under.
Kitara seized that moment to bring a giant wall of ice cold water up from the cracks in the ice and fling it towards her opponents. The ice water coated the Airwolf helicopter and captain cold Blasted it with both of his cold guns.

The water re-froze immediately seizing the rotors of the chopper and causing it to spiral madly out of control.

The Helicopter slammed into the ice, killing Aang and Kitara. And causing the chunk of ice that Built Ford Tough was standing on to tilt dizzyingly dumping everyone off their feet...

As they began their slide into the icy waters, the fathom five re-surfaced, waiting for their next victims to slide into their waiting arms. Rather than resign himself to death, the energizer bunny headed up hill. His team mates grabbed on to him and each other as he kept going, and going, and going, up the hill dragging them all to safety and re-leveling the tilting platform.

The slamming of the giant ice platform back to horizontal launched the fathom five high into the air. They landed in a heap, dying on impact and killing Broadside and Captain Cold in the process.

First to recover from their near death experience on the ice is Black Lantern Dumbledore. “Avada Kadavra!” he shouted and a twisted black and green bolt of energy slammed into Soranik Natu ending her life. “Crucio!!” he shouted at the Kryptonian who crumples into a bloody ball at his feet. “Sectum Sempra!” he shouts at Bodikka who’s armored robotic body shrugged off the spell. She flies up to him and snaps his frail neck. Leaving him gurgling and broken on the ice.

Zombie Rob Bartlett somehow managed to sneak up on Siryn while all this was going on, her screams of pain as he bit into her skull burst the eardrums and scrambled the brains of Dawson Pacey and Joey killing them instantly, a slow trickle of blood running from their noses.

Aslan Easily tears Emperor Han to shreds leaving him tattered and bent, the ice now steaming with the blood of the fallen.

His victory roar splits the ice, sending John, Paul, George, and Ringo to a watery grave.

“Who is bigger than Jesus now huh?” says Aslan as the battle comes to a close.


Built Ford Tough is victorious!
The Untouchables are all dead

Aslan the Lion, Darkwing Duck, Diego & Baby Jaguar, Fantastic Max, FX, & AB, Dr. Who, Black Lantern Han Solo & Zombie Chewbacca, Han Solo: Rogue Jedi & Cowboy Curtis, Zombie Rob Bartlett,The Energizer Bunny, and Archie the Octo-Spider Survive