Monday, May 14, 2012

Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Transfoamerz

Pop-dent Miley Cyrus and Pres-Superstar Barack Obama's “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos are (Kingdom Come) Superman, (Earth 2) Superman, Black Lantern Set, Katiness Everdeen (w/ a green lantern ring), White Lantern Deadman, Norma Cenva (w/ a green lantern ring), Worm Becks, Taylor Swift (w/ a Sith Lavarouk), and Gungan #1, and 5-33).

The Tranfoamers are Aqualad (Jackson Hyde), The Bloodpack: Nyssa, Asad, Reinhardt, Chupa, Snowman, Verlaine, Lighthammer, Priest, and Rush, Ghost #3-7, Starscream's Ghost, The Vehicle Voltron Sea Team, and Votari #1-4.

It is a tad bit unfortunate, but having spent her time in the league thus far without ever losing an official match (The Easter Classic was off the books) has seemingly gone to the head of young Taylor Swift. And as these two teams are dropped in to the water they listen to her singing the following: “ She wears high heels, I'm flipper-feated, The Foamerz are losers and we're undefeated. An unstoppable team is what's on their mind, and The Commandos have been here the whole time”. She sings this song with the utmost confidence in her voice until she hits that ice cold water. Once that happens she decides that the best way to serve her team is to start screaming uncontrollably and to then drown before she can get off a single shot with her Sith Lavarouk. Worm Becks' mental capacity and speech pattern have made him fit right in with crew of gungans. In fact the Naboo born Gungans have made him an honorary member of their “Grand Army”. So they all stick together as they begin swimming towards the area where the Foamerz were dropped to act as The Commandos first wave. Every character on both teams for now is staying clear of Black Lantern Set, who is flailing around wildly. The rest of The Commandos team has the power of flight and only spent a couple of seconds each in the water before they began to use said power. The six ghosts of The Foamerz are hovering just slightly above the water, while the five members of The Vehicle Voltron Team, along with Aqualad have dived down deep below the surface. The four Votari and The Bloodpack are simply doing there best to tread water and stay alive in this choppy setting. Aqualad uses his telepathic link with the five operators of Voltron to tell them that they are going to need to take out Set if they are to have any chance of defeating the undefeated Commandos. The Voltron fro the Near Universe moves toward the massive serpent swiftly (I mean quick-like, not in the same fashion that Taylor Swift moved in the beginning of the match). The five vehicles burst out of the water and attack in unison against the first head of Set that they are confronted with. At this moment, Aqualad bursts from the water as well, with his powers peaking due to the close proximity to the water. The Voltron team is able to blast Set's head to pieces with their highly advanced combined firepower, while Aqualad is able to do the same. He uses an amazing blast of electrical energy to completely fry another one of Set's head to start this skirmish off with a bang for the Foamerz. But Set is not easily taken off guard more than once, and several members of The Commandos rush to aid their star water player. While one of the other five heads of Set is grabbing one of the air-born sea team with its powerful jaws, the two Supermen are each rocketing through one of their own. The last two remaining Voltron members dive back in to the water to regroup.

The Votari combine their mystical force powers to bring some of the vehicle voltron wreckage up from the water, which gives the four of them plus the Bloodpack something floating to climb on to, so they can at least have some rest from swimming. Then rest is short lived though,as they are confronted with a mob of oncoming gungans, led by Worm Becks.

Norma Cenva gains a mental link with her fellow telepath Aqualad, which works as more than enough of a distraction for him when dealing with an enemy as powerful as Set. Aqualad continues his attack despite the distraction, but it doesn't take the serpent long to take advantage of the situation and completely consume Aqualad and absorb his powers into his own.

The Vehicle Voltron Team blasts back out of the water and takes aim at the Commandos two green lanterns. Norma Cenva, who was concentrating with all of her might to break in to the mind of Aqualad is taken off guard by the Voltron Team and is blown away by them. Katniss Everdeen puts up a green energy field but it is not enough to protect her from the weaponry of Voltron either. The two Voltron vehicles then spin around in mid-air to go back to fighting Set, but they never do reach their destination. The two Supermen once again rush to the defense of Set and barrel straight through the two space-worthy sea vessels without even slowing down.

Worm Becks valiantly leads the charge on to the small “Voltron Island Base” that the remaining Transfoamerz have created. Worm Becks is also the first of three gungans (also Gungan #19 and 23) that gets their skull bashed in by Lighthammer before they stop dripping from being out of the water. The Votari stand behind the Bloodpack and use their force powers to continually force push ?the gungans back in to the water to keep the blood pack from being to overwhelmed by the attacking gungans. Not that the vampires need a ton of help, as they begin murdering gungans at an alarming rate.

White Lantern Deadman uses his own powers, plus those of The White Lantern Ring to bring life back to Starscream and the other ghosts. He does this in hopes to convert these ghosts not only back to a tangible state but also to The Commandos cause. What Deadman does not take in to account is the overly rebellious nature of Starscream, and how much this has worn off on to his fellow ghosts. Starscream uses his new found physical state to send a well-aimed laser blast in to the face of Deadman. This kills him, but not before the white lantern ring realizes that it can't control these particular ghosts and sends them back to a ghost-like state; but this time not a state where they are connected to an apparition (in English: a bunch of ghosts just died).

The gungans are suffering heavy losses at the hands of The Bloodpack. They have already lost #'s 5-7, 11, 13-16, 26-28, and 33; while they have only managed to defeat Rush, Chupo, and Verlaine. Black Lantern Set floats over to this battle and is drawn to the powers of The Votari. The dead serpent increases its power even more once it consumes all four Votari Force Sorcerers. Black Lantern Set then feels that it has consumed all of the necessary power from this match and disappears from it all together. Things are looking bad for the gungans as they are able to take out only Priest in their next wave, while losing Gungan #9, 17-18, 20-22, and 29. The Votari are no longer there to force-push the gungans off their Voltron Flotilla, so all of the remaining gungans are now out of the water and surrounding The Bloodpack, but it doesn't change the fact that their fighting skills are no match for the trained vampires. What does make a difference is the arrival of The Commandos two Supermen. The Bloodpack continues to wipe out gungans like it is going out of style until they realize that the men in blue and red are a much greater threat. (KC) Supes fries Snowman with his heat vision, while Earth 2 does the same to the respectful vampire Asad. The last three remaining gungans (#1, 8, and 12) are able to overcome Reinhardt, while the Supermen face very little resistance from Nyssa and Lighthammer.
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos is (once again) VICTORIOUS!!

4 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

The Foamerz: All Dead

The Commandos: Both Supermen, gungan #1, 10, and 12, and Black Lantern Set* survive.

*Black Lantern Set is missing two heads but has some added telepathic powers after consuming Aqualad and four Votari.

Ryan said...

Gungan Soldier #1 got the Trident.

NFG Mike said...

Geez, welcome to Superman hell

Artifact said...

Superman is a loser. He will die this week.