Season 5 Week 9- Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve vs Xavier's Annihilation Squad.

Good evening everybody, and welcome to the world's most famous arena Madison Square Garden! I'm good ole' J.R. Jim Ross broadcasting here on ESPN eight, The Ocho! and we're getting ready for what promises to be a hellacious contest between defending fantasy fantasy league champions Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve who'll be putting it all on the line against their opponents Xavier's Annihilation Squad. Before we get to tonight's starting line ups I'd like to remind you that tonight's deathmatch is brought to you by the fine folks over at Kim's Korean Kitchen. Kim's! Where we'll wok anything you like, as long as it's not dark meat.

Let's go down to the floor and get tonight's line ups.

 Starting for Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are
Golden Army Soldiers #31, 32, 33, 34, 35, and 36. Black Lantern Nick Houslander, Mandalorian Justin Oblak, Black Widow, Black Bolt, and Daniel LaRusso!

Now, representing Xavier's Annihilation Squad:
Jack Hawksmoor, Annihilation Squad namesake Professor Charles Xavier, Black Lantern Loki, Black Lantern Super Soldier, Men in Black agents Jay and Kay, Harry Tasker, and Good Luck Bear

Some pretty solid players coming out for the final match of the  regular season. Adding to the natural talent is the special weaponry  possessed by each squad. For the Kennelz we see Inhuman king Black Bolt is armed with a green lantern ring and a purple lightsaber, and Karate Kid Daniel LaRusso also is sporting a green lantern ring, along with a blue lightsaber. Not as much extra arms for Xavier's as only superspy Harry Tasker has a little something extra-a M202A1 rocket launcher. That may not matter though, because the both members of the Men In Black, agents Jay and Kay both are coming into this match with nine deaths, and as you all know the ninth death is usually the match of their lives.

As we pan over this sold out crowd we see the owners of each squad in the luxurious owner's boxes. There's Kennelz owner Matt Oblak, sporting a replica helmet of the one worn by team member Mandalorian Justin Oblak. It's been well documented of the psychological troubles that Justin's been having this year since being revived as a Mandolorian, while his legendary cohort Brandon Inge remains in the FFL Graveyard but Justin's seemingly found some peace in recent weeks. It turns out all the Mandalorian Murder machine really needed was a sidekick, and he's found one in Golden Army soldier #34. All it took was a bit of green paint added to the shell, a number & welded to the chest and the spirit of Brandon has been passed on to Oblak's newest partner in crime who's been dubbed "Inge-bot" by the Kennelz lockerroom. This has really picked up Justin's spirits and practice reports indicate that he's back to his previous fighting form.

Here in the Annihilation Squad's box, we see the owners good friend and business associate Chef Kim milling about. Seems like the bad blood that was brewing between Mr Kim and Squad owner Mike Greenwall has subsided.

Speaking of Mr Greenwall, seems like he's decided to grab a courtside seat for this match. He's looking a bit nervous, but overall there's an air of confidence about the newest member to the owner's club.

There's the buzzer and we're underway!

Ooohh. And it looks like Daniel LaRusso and Black Widow are looking to take out some the the Squad's heavy hitters early on as they're rushing up to black lantern Loki.  Loki easily bats both to the side. This doesn't look good for Black Widow. Loki lifts her up and, oh god, he's about to tear her heart out! Wait, what the hell? It the HULK! Or rather, a green construct of the Hulk! And he's laying waste to Loki! He's battering Loki around just like we saw in the recent box office smash Marvel's "The Avengers". Just smashing the black lantern in to the ground and now he's just...holding him there? Ah and here's why! Here comes the Karate Kid! He ignites his lightsaber and POW! The combination of blue light energy and green will energy gives us our first casualty! Black Lantern Loki has been taken out of the equation!

Oh my god! Giving the Kennelz no time to catch their breath, let alone celebrate such a huge maneuver. Black Lantern Supersoldier zips right in and has literally broken the widow in half. If not for the protective forcefield of his green ring, there's not a doubt in my mind that young Daniel-San would have suffered the same fate. Mr Greenwall's yelling to his team, looking a bit more nervous but now each team has suffered a loss.

Ooooh! Spoke too soon. Seems the Golden Army has rundown Jack Hawksmoor, as Jack was trying to bring the city that never sleeps to his aid.  This is quite the...Oh my god! Harry Tasker has just put a bazooka shell right through Ingebot!  Gotta give the assist to Good Luck Bear on that one, as he hit Tasker with a bit of his luck power before firing that shot.  I don't think Oblak's aware what's happened as he's in a bit of a fire fight with the men in black.

Good Luck Bear fires another burst of luck towards Jay and Kay. And the luck kicks in! Oblak has seen the smoking wreckage of Ingebot. He's forgotten the agents and is going over to check on his robobuddy.  Oblak's body language speaking volumes. This. We may have a severely broken man here, folks. Oblak taking off his helmet. Lord. Tears just streaming down his face and we can hear the anguished cries.

But as this happens the action hasn't stopped. Black Bolt has flown in along with black lantern Nick Houslander to assist Daniel LaRusso againt the black lantern Superman/Captain America hybrid. Odd little flash of green light there, not sure if it was from a power ring but! What the hell!! What was that??!!! Black Bolt is down and out! It's hard to see through the smoke but...oh. Oh god! The Men in Black have taken down Black Bolt! Is anyone else hurt? Looks like...LaRusso seems to be unconscious....I don't see any black lanterns. Let's go to the instant replay.

Ah, there it is! Just as Black Bolt fired a huge green energy shot at black lantern Supersoldier, Jay fired some type of ray gun that just tore a hole right through the Inhuman king and also destroyed his lightsaber. The resulting explosion took out the black lanterns, but this was a huge, HUGE bit of momentum for Xavier's as the big guns are now off of the board. Big, big smile on NFG Mike's face, as he can practically smell a victory. Matt Oblak. Showing some concern, but maintaining a great poker face.

And with good reason! His mandalorian younger brother has just turned Harry Tasker into a bloody smear on the pavement. Scooping up the man and just dropping him from high up in the rafters! Justin is now targeting Charles Xavier. He's bearing down. This is gonna be ugly folks! Oblak has stopped??!!! He's shaking his head? Uh oh. Looks like Professor X is now literally inside Justin Oblak's head. This isn't good. Elsewhere, the Men in Black and Good Luck Bear are making some headway in fighting the Golden Army, but have yet to destroy the crown, so they haven't been able to full stop the hellacious robots! If only Justin had kept a cooler head, he'd see his beloved Ingebot has risen and is charging the Men in Black...only to be put down again. Maybe it's better he doesn't see this.

Xavier seems to be shouting something. Something about a helmet. I think....yes! It seems the command crown for the Golden Army is in Oblak's helmet. Good Luck Bear scurries over and crushes the helmet. It seems....yes! The golden army has powered down. They're not rising from the damage Jay and Kay are inflicting! Say what you want about how Care Bears are kinda lame, Good Luck Bear has made almost all the difference here. Greenwall sensing victory is close, has headed back to his owner's box with a bottle of champagne!

This, this is just a vile display by Xavier's! Professor X is making Justin Oblak just mercilessly batter his own teammate! Just end it already! There's no need for this! THERE'S NO NEED FOR THIS DAMMIT!!!!

Oblak is...dammit.... Oblak has flown a basically unconscious LaRusso up to the rafters and he's. Yup. He's cut LaRusso's arm off with his own lightsaber. LaRusso now doesn't have his green lantern powers and... god. Oblak is about to throw Daniel to his death. Oblak pulls his gun. God, this is despicable. Oblak is gonna kill himself as he kills LaRusso. There goes Oblak's head and there goes Daniel. It's over folks. Those bastards at Xavier's, is this really how you want to make a name for yourself? By this unnessicary and demeaning...

What the hell? What was that flash? Good Luck Bear is down! It looks like, yes! In his final moment of defiance, Daniel LaRusso conjured up enough willpower for fire one shot out of his ring that swept the leg off of Good Luck Bear, causing him to fall and be impaled on the wreckage of Ingebot. Still it seems it was too little too...

Ingebot is up. INGEBOT IS UP!!  Good god almighty. Look, the other members of the Golden Army! They're starting to rise! Xavier's is too busy celebrating a win they didn't have yet! Good god! Turn around ya sonsabitches turn around and see

OH MY GOD!! INGEBOT HAS JUST SLICED JAY IN HALF!

Kay turns and is about to fire when BOOM! His head is gone courtesy of soldier #36!  Xavier sees this, he's wondering how this is possible. As am I, how is this?

Oh. Ho ho ho.. there we see it. Owner Matt Oblak pointing to his helmet! It was a fake! The crown wasn't Justin Oblak's helmet, it was Matt's! Professor X doesn't look to cocky now! How ya gonna mindcontrol a robot, professor?  It's now a man in a wheelchair against 5 giant robots.  Or should I say, was a man in a wheelchair against 5 giant robots.

Uh oh. Things are ugly on the battlefield, but worse in Xavier's suite. NFG Mike and Chef Kim's bad blood seems to have resurfaced. GOOD GOD! The owner of Xavier's has just coldcocked the famous Korean chef!  Security is on route to break up the scuffle, but Mr Greenwall is heading out into the crowd.

OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN! GREENWALL HAS A ........