Hargen the Measurer, Tefral the
Surveyor, Nezzar the Calculator, Gammenon the Gatherer, Jemiah the Analyzer,
Eson the Searcher, Oneg the Prober and Ziran the Tester appear to stand in
place in the sky, just above the City Region of the Playoff Planet. They are met by Vampire Galactus and the Anti-Monitor.
Galactus looks to his teammate.
Zombie Galactus: They are known as the Celestials. An ancient race who are recognized as space
gods.
Anti-Monitor: WE.
ARE. SPACE. GODS.
The Anti-Monitor unleashes blasts
of cosmic power at the Celestials. Galactus
joins his teammate and dispels the Power Cosmic at the duo’s foes. The Celestials’ armor takes the brunt of the
blows, but the two are successful in defeating Jemiah the Analyzer and Ziran
the Tester. The six remaining Celestials
focus their power on Galactus, who is crippled by the blows. The Anti-Monitor comes to the aid of his
cosmic brother and destroys Eson the Searcher.
The five Celestials confront the Anti-Monitor while Galactus is down,
but fail to best the Crisis villain. The
Vampire portion of Galactus takes over and the monster gets up and rips into the
necks of both Hargen the Measurer and Tefral the Surveyor. Although Galactus’ head is eventually ripped
off by both Oneg the Prober and Nezzar the Calculator, the remaining Celestials,
including Gammenon, are destroyed by the Anti-Monitor. The immense bodies fall to the cityscape
below, destroying buildings in their wake.
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4 comments:
Wowwwww....
Ya know, I had an uncle who was a prober. His name wasn't Oneg though..
Little known fact, Oneg the Prober is a universal doner.
Typical. Absolutely zero love for the Celestials. Again.
I hear a tiny violin playing...
Hahahahaha. Well played Nick.
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