Season 8, Consolation Round 1: Midgets vs. Murderflies

The Murderflies are:
-Ace the Bat Hound
-Fluke Starbucker
-Ewok #11

The Midgets are:
-Spider Ham
-Mouse Voltron (w/ 9 deaths)
-Salacious B. Crumb
-Moky (from Fraggle Rock)

Our combatants are dropped into the bowl and FLUSHHHHHH.  Around and around they swirl.  The bowl is abnormally large so at first, the movement is quite relaxing.  Ace is doing a perfect doggy paddle but he is not quite going fast enough to outswim the current.  Fluke Starbucker might be good at flying a toaster or blowing up a basketball but swimming inside a giant toilet is not his forte.  In a panic, Fluke uses Moky and Ewok #11 to prop himself up while pushing their heads underwater.

Spider Ham's spidey senses started tingling as soon as he was dropped in so he was able to secure a good hand hold on the blue hockey puck looking toilet bowl cleaner that was hanging inside the bowl.  On his second or third twirl around the bowl, Mouse Voltron was able to reach out and grab onto Spider Ham's foot.

Fluke, Ace, Crumb, and the dead bodies of Moky and Ewok #11 are twirling faster and faster.  The living combatants give in as the rushing tide is too great for them to overpower.  The only one who finds it funny is Crumb who lets out his trademark laugh as they all get swallowed up and dumped down the drain and out of this match.